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Post by Nightmare on Jan 24, 2006 21:40:33 GMT -5
o/~ Its been a long, rough road And I'm finally here I move an inch forward, Feels like a year
Everything you feel, so unreal Is it true? Is it true?
I take one step forward Two steps back Got have a hundred-thousand pounds Sitting on my back
Up, down All around Don't know quite what to do To get through
Well I'm on my way On my way On my way On my way
Here I am (Here I am) Ready to Live anew
Never had a chance when I'm around (No, No)
No No No No
And now I'll never turn back (Never turn back) I'll never turn that way No matter how life tries to phase me, I turn the other way
Now and then (Now and then) My head starts to spin (starts to spin) I'll never turn back...again!
From this moment on (moment on) I am moving on (moving on) And I'll never turn back!
I guess I'm doing alright I'm on my way Facing every moment Day by day
Take a chance on black Or tunnel into light Head straight Head straight
What will I become if I don't look back? Give myself a reason, for this and that
I can learn I can turn I can stay right here Where I'm at Where I'm at
Well I'm on my way On my way On my way On my way
Here I am (Here I am) Ready to Live anew
Never had a chance when I'm around (No, No)
No No No No
Well now I'll never turn back (Never turn back) I'll never turn that way No matter how life tries to phase me, I turn the other way
Now and then (Now and then) My head starts to spin (starts to spin) I'll never turn back....again!
From this moment on (moment on) I am moving on (moving on) And I'll never turn back! o/~
Now, all we need is a Wierd Al song from Tony, and this new pointless thread will be broken in ;D
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Post by flamingingo on Jan 24, 2006 21:45:39 GMT -5
A new thread!!!!! ohh..
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Post by Tony on Jan 24, 2006 21:47:54 GMT -5
o/` Your butt is wide, well mine is too Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you The word is out, better treat me right 'Cause I'm the king of cellulite Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right
My zippers bust, my buckles break I'm too much man for you to take The pavement cracks when I fall down I've got more chins than Chinatown
Well, I've never used a phone booth And I've never seen my toes When I'm goin' to the movies I take up seven rows
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on you know (Fat, fat, really really fat) Don'tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout Just now tell me once again who's fat
When I walk out to get my mail It measures on the Richter scale Down at the beach I'm a lucky man I'm the only one who gets a tan If I have one more pie a la mode I'm gonna need my own zip code
When you're only having seconds I'm having twenty-thirds When I go to get my shoes shined I gotta take their word
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it you know (Fat, fat, really really fat) And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds Lemme tell you once again who's fat
If you see me comin' your way Better give me plenty space If I tell you that I'm hungry Then won't you feed my face
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know (Fat, fat, really really fat) Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house I really sit around the house
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know it (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know, you know, you know, come on (Fat, fat, really really fat) And you know all by myself I'm a crowd Lemme tell you once again
You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, you know, hoo (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know (Fat, fat, really really fat) And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud Just tell me once again who's fat o/`
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Post by flamingingo on Jan 24, 2006 21:48:41 GMT -5
lol..
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Post by Ztrl on Jan 24, 2006 21:49:15 GMT -5
damn he beat me to it
It's been one week since we got to see Cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry Five days since they had the show With the hermaphrodite, the slut, and the crack ho Three days since we heard the tale About the guy who learned his woman was a she-male Yesterday it occurred to me That I've been watchin' a bit too much Jerry Springer
Holy cow, d'you see it last week? Well, they had this one freak Who sucker-punched his whole family Do you recall when the brawl Became a total free-for-all And Jerry's in the middle tryin' to be the referee Hey, see the stripper with the implants She likes to lap dance And date the boyfriend of her mother Now here come's Jerry's next guest And it's a slugfest 'Cause it's her trailer trash brother Nymphomaniac is back on crack It's like "When Animals Attack" They all exhibit reprehensible behavior Hit 'em in the nose, tear off their clothes Step on their toes, that's how it goes They get so violent they have to sign a waiver
They're always swearin', cursin', kickin' butt, and pointin' blame On the air? They don't care, they've got no shame There was one guy who I'm sure felt a little strange When he found out that his wife had a sex change They have a tendency to scream and yell constantly They have a history of ripping off their shirts
It's been one week since they had the fight With the Siamese twins and the transvestite Five days since that awful brawl They still haven't got the blood off the wall It's been three days since the bitter fued Between the KKK and that gay Jewish black dude Yesterday, finally dawned on me I'm spendin' way too much time on that Jerry Springer
Guy Guest : Baby, I've been sleepin' with your sister Gal Guest : Oh? Well, which one? Guy Guest : All of them Gal Guest : Oh! Well, I've been sleepin' with your best friend Jake! Guy Guest : Yah? Well, well me too! Gal Guest : Oh! Guy Guest : And I've sleepin' with your dog Woofie! (barking) Gal Guest : Woofie, you b-tch! Gal Guest : Well, I'm also sleepin' with your pet goat! (baaahhing) Guy Guest : That goat doesn't love you!
Once you start watchin', there's just no stoppin' Your brain shuts down, then your IQ's droppin' Jerry's the king of confrontation He's a sensation He puts the 'sin' in syndication It's totally worthless, like a bad check It's like a train wreck Don't wanna stare but you can't look away Like Sally Jesse he does talk shows But with more weirdos The ratings jumpin' higher everyday If you've seen the show, well then you know It's just as low as you can go The guests are tacky and they're lacking in their hygiene And pretty soon some ugly goon Comes in the room and then it's BOOM In the face of some unsuspecting drag queen
Well it's the kind of show where people scream obscenities Yankin' hair, throwin' chairs at their hubbies "Jerry! Jerry!" Now the crowd starts their favorite chant Should I turn off my TV? I just can't I have a tendency to watch it religiously I have a history of taping each one
It's been one week since the show about Psycho killers with problems they should work out Five days since the big surprise When some loser's wife said she's still dating twenty guys Three days since he interviewed A bunch of psychic porn star midgets who were all nude Yesterday, it occurred to me That I've been watchin' a bit too much Jerry Springer Tired of wastin' my time on that Jerry Springer I've got way too much class to watch Jerry Springer Come over here and pull on my finger
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Post by Nightmare on Jan 24, 2006 21:49:46 GMT -5
Yay, long live the pintlessness of the pointless thread!
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Post by Frozt on Jan 24, 2006 21:50:35 GMT -5
This thread has been broken in...
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Post by Ztrl on Jan 24, 2006 21:50:37 GMT -5
correction thread"s"
now all thats missing is Krellian...*looks around*
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Post by Netzuko Kymera on Jan 24, 2006 21:53:08 GMT -5
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Post by Ztrl on Jan 24, 2006 22:00:12 GMT -5
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oh boys
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Post by Nightmare on Jan 24, 2006 22:08:06 GMT -5
This thread has been broken in... Dude, Frozt, you can't keep changing your name that fast, it really confuses people >.< Pick something and stick with it for a couple of weeks
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Post by Tony on Jan 24, 2006 22:08:48 GMT -5
ok, we dont have much time. does every one know the plan? good. we meet just out side area 51 at 0200.
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Post by Frozt on Jan 24, 2006 22:11:37 GMT -5
This thread has been broken in... Dude, Frozt, you can't keep changing your name that fast, it really confuses people >.< Pick something and stick with it for a couple of weeks I can't think of something!
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Post by Tony on Jan 24, 2006 22:18:53 GMT -5
Dude, Frozt, you can't keep changing your name that fast, it really confuses people >.< Pick something and stick with it for a couple of weeks I can't think of something! go with what you know. i know final fantasy so i'm now useing the name of my dragoon in ffXI
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Post by Fusion on Jan 24, 2006 22:26:47 GMT -5
Now, we can have hopes for the new pointless thread.
This is the 2nd pointless thread to have a french title. Although the proper name would be:
Le fil complètement injustifié cinq
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