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Post by Arashi on Mar 5, 2006 23:42:09 GMT -5
-hides behind swimmy- >.<
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Post by swimstud600 on Mar 5, 2006 23:51:08 GMT -5
-hides behind swimmy- >.< I'm no good! 1 kick will kill us both. Nothing is strong enough to stand up to a chuck norris kick.
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Post by Sonic on Mar 6, 2006 8:34:36 GMT -5
I'll protect you from Chuck Norris's wrath! I think I can take his roundhouses, but if he tries showing me one of his really bad 80s movies then we're all doomed!
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Post by RELLIK on Mar 6, 2006 12:21:20 GMT -5
so he wears a jock?
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Post by Sonic on Mar 6, 2006 18:30:26 GMT -5
when he's fighting probably...those things dont protect you for sh*t though...I was once fighting in Taekwondo and some noob totally hit me wrong, he totally kicked my jewels in other words, and I was wearin one and it still hurt like a bitch.
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Post by RELLIK on Mar 7, 2006 12:18:53 GMT -5
well then its settled all we need is a 14lb. sledgehammer and to hit him in the nuts. but wait... well i heard some guys can make there nuts g like up in there stomach... do you think he can?0_o
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Post by Sonic on Mar 7, 2006 12:21:09 GMT -5
eewww that's sick hth does a guy pull in his jewels?! But I mean come on a sledgehammer can take any guy out ;D
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Post by Tony on Mar 7, 2006 12:27:26 GMT -5
best Chuck Norris fact ever: It is not well known, but Chuck Norris was defeated by a level 1 dragoon named Arne
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Post by swimstud600 on Mar 8, 2006 16:33:18 GMT -5
I've got a good one: In the average living room, there are 2,224 things that Chuck Norris could kill you with, including the room itself
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Post by RELLIK on Mar 8, 2006 18:39:47 GMT -5
how would he kill me with a sponge?
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Post by swimstud600 on Mar 8, 2006 18:44:37 GMT -5
You don't need to know how, just know that he could.
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Post by RELLIK on Mar 8, 2006 18:56:05 GMT -5
well i suppose you wouldnt want him at your average 5/kindergarten year old kids party. although if there were teletubies there it would be a risk im willing to take. (side note: why isnt kindergardn grade zero or somethin? i mean i had to write my grade on a sheet the first day of school and i didnt know how to spell it. matter as a fact i still dont)
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Post by Goku Goku Gadget Saiyan on Mar 8, 2006 20:35:25 GMT -5
I must annhilate that Woodchuck....
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Post by Ztrl on Mar 8, 2006 22:33:47 GMT -5
Chuck Norris needs not protect his "goods" for they are forever incased in solid steel
ok that was lame but its still chuck related
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Post by RELLIK on Mar 8, 2006 23:04:16 GMT -5
batman drives a batmobile what does chuck norris ride into action on? A: a horse
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