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Post by Sonic on Mar 21, 2006 12:41:24 GMT -5
When Chuck Norris jumps in the ocean, he doesnt jump in the water, the water jumps at him
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Post by Fusion on Mar 21, 2006 13:21:59 GMT -5
When Chuck Norris gets sick, he doesn't have to take medicine. The disease realizes who it's dealing with and surrenders to Chuck's white blood cells. The white blood cells then roundhouse kick the disease thus erasing them from existance.
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Post by Sonic on Mar 21, 2006 13:37:57 GMT -5
*is still laughing*
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Post by swimstud600 on Mar 21, 2006 17:34:29 GMT -5
Wow, never heard that one before
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Post by flamingingo on Mar 22, 2006 0:31:08 GMT -5
i havent heard that one thats good
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Post by Ztrl on Mar 23, 2006 19:01:46 GMT -5
Chuck Norris doesn't drink out of cans.
He drinks out of bottles.
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Post by flamingingo on Mar 23, 2006 21:46:24 GMT -5
Chuck doesnt use insect repelent.... insect repelant uses him
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Post by RELLIK on Mar 23, 2006 23:24:57 GMT -5
When Chuck Norris jumps in the ocean, he doesnt jump in the water, the water jumps at him the water jumps away from him. for the water fears chuck norris..
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Post by Fusion on Mar 24, 2006 0:15:58 GMT -5
Wrong, Sonic. The joke is:
"When Chuck Norris jumps in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris."
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Post by flamingingo on Mar 24, 2006 1:00:09 GMT -5
they both sound right
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Post by Sonic on Mar 24, 2006 10:35:56 GMT -5
Wrong, Sonic. The joke is: "When Chuck Norris jumps in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris." Oh.
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Post by Ztrl on Mar 24, 2006 14:19:11 GMT -5
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a horse in the head, we now know this species as a giraffe
XDDDDDD
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Post by Sonic on Mar 24, 2006 14:28:06 GMT -5
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a horse in the head, we now know this species as a giraffe XDDDDDD lmfao
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Post by Ztrl on Mar 25, 2006 23:34:01 GMT -5
chuck norris can beat mighty in an arm wrestling contest
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Post by swimstud600 on Mar 25, 2006 23:37:46 GMT -5
And then he'd give him a roundhouse kick in the face just for thinking he could beat him. And then we'd have a species of long-necked armadillos running around.
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