Post by toykun on Mar 10, 2007 19:29:45 GMT -5
Toy-Kun: The only person more obsessed with fire and burning than Nightmare. Possibly ZV's token Pyromaniac. Toy-Kun's favorite thing to do, besides setting fire to anything that walks, is practice his Kenjutsu and Bojutsu skills in complex Kata in his free time. Toy-Kun is usually found following Paragon around and getting shot in the leg by Xero when he starts yapping in leetspeak.
Toy's history is shrouded in apocrypha, but what has been officially released is that Toy is a First Class Purifier, S Rank codename: Rockman Ignis. He is the result of the Prototype Etheroid Unit experiment which was the result of childbirth of a un-named Purifier and a Witch with an insane amount of nanites inside the fetus, creating a biometallic organism.
Toy was once a wild teenager named Kuro Inzen, a Pyrokinetic jackass who was unmatched in swordplay and had surgical precision in projectile weaponry.
Toy-Kun is a part of IZV, STFU brigade, Owns a Red Chocobo named Fireball (who can harness it's latent magicks and use weak fire spells), And has gone on the Nevan Quest.
Toy-Kun gained this all within a short timeframe of joining Zero Virus.
Toy is especially fond of his Kick-Ass Golf Cart called the Toykart, and considers it his prize posession.
Toy-Kun's IZV identity is Devax the Mindcrasher. He weilds a weapon called a Psi Hilt which lets him make short bladed weapons from his raw psychokinetic energies. His element is Psychic.
Oddity of Toy: hides in giant boxes and peeking out at people.
Likes: Pasta, Ice Cream, Caffinated Beverages, Ladies, his gadgets, tinkering, setting things on fire, treasure hunting, and naps
Hates: Dumbasses, people who can't see him for who he is and not his antics, being mocked for his size, people who hurt women and children, people who oppose The Fire and it's offspring the Toyfire, Astro, mathematics, words he can't pronounce, the fact he almost never wins and when he does it's a bad omen, people who pick on him because he's new, people who call him a poser for being a pyromaniac like Nightmare, LightBots, Trolls, Spammers, Fanwriter, and VMZ.
Things that are a really bad idea around Toy-Kun:
DO NOT: Give Hyper-Caffinated substances. This turns him into a crazy.
DO NOT: Get Toy Wet. Fresh/Salt Water kinda kills him. Carbonated and Distilled Water has no effect, due to it being an integral part of most drinks.
DO NOT: Cast Haste on Toy. It'll just make him hyperactive.
DO NOT: Insult his favorite thing, Fire. (He's kinda Emo.)
DO NOT: Make mean remarks to the Toy. (Again, kinda Emo.)
DO NOT: Leave sharp objects around. Toy will hurt someone or himself.
DO NOT: Leave rope around. He'll hang himself. (Toy really hates himself.)
DO NOT: Damage, maim, or disfigure his Box. (Toy lives inside giant cardboard boxes or boxes built by others.)
DO NOT: injure females near him. He'll go insane. (he's over-protective.)
Known Godmodded Abilities:
Toyfire : It's 3% of The Fire's infinite Pwnage. That's pretty painful.
The Fury: The Fury is what happens when Toy is feeling especially crazy and mean. He will "Unleash the Fck'n Fury" on you and smack you around like a ragdoll.
Shoop Da Whoop: Toy's face turns into a black face with a big red mouth, and he shoots a massive particle cannon beam from his mouth. It is NOT some code word for ass-rape as some tease him about.
Za Warudo: Somehow Toy's figured out how to copypasta Dio Brando's Time Stopping power of Za Warudo.
Pepsius Maximus: A Massive Pepsi machine that dispenses 32 ounce cans of pepsi products for a quarter. the side effect is that it must land on someone for people to enjoy it's awesomeness.
Divide By Zero: Somehow, Toy can Divide By Zero (Div0) at will, anywhere using Psi-Constructs to make implosion bombs. Bad idea.
Box Summoning: Toy can summon a Box wherever he goes to hide in. (But Toy lives in Boxes anyway so it's free housing.)
Images of Toy
Kuro before realizing his true identity:
Kuro after becoming Toy-Kun:
Toy-Kun as Rockman Ignis:
Devax:
The Toykart:
Time Traveling Toykart (complete with a Flag and Toy ready for war):
(BIG EDIT) Toy has the biggest Section evar.
Toy's history is shrouded in apocrypha, but what has been officially released is that Toy is a First Class Purifier, S Rank codename: Rockman Ignis. He is the result of the Prototype Etheroid Unit experiment which was the result of childbirth of a un-named Purifier and a Witch with an insane amount of nanites inside the fetus, creating a biometallic organism.
Toy was once a wild teenager named Kuro Inzen, a Pyrokinetic jackass who was unmatched in swordplay and had surgical precision in projectile weaponry.
Toy-Kun is a part of IZV, STFU brigade, Owns a Red Chocobo named Fireball (who can harness it's latent magicks and use weak fire spells), And has gone on the Nevan Quest.
Toy-Kun gained this all within a short timeframe of joining Zero Virus.
Toy is especially fond of his Kick-Ass Golf Cart called the Toykart, and considers it his prize posession.
Toy-Kun's IZV identity is Devax the Mindcrasher. He weilds a weapon called a Psi Hilt which lets him make short bladed weapons from his raw psychokinetic energies. His element is Psychic.
Oddity of Toy: hides in giant boxes and peeking out at people.
Likes: Pasta, Ice Cream, Caffinated Beverages, Ladies, his gadgets, tinkering, setting things on fire, treasure hunting, and naps
Hates: Dumbasses, people who can't see him for who he is and not his antics, being mocked for his size, people who hurt women and children, people who oppose The Fire and it's offspring the Toyfire, Astro, mathematics, words he can't pronounce, the fact he almost never wins and when he does it's a bad omen, people who pick on him because he's new, people who call him a poser for being a pyromaniac like Nightmare, LightBots, Trolls, Spammers, Fanwriter, and VMZ.
Things that are a really bad idea around Toy-Kun:
DO NOT: Give Hyper-Caffinated substances. This turns him into a crazy.
DO NOT: Get Toy Wet. Fresh/Salt Water kinda kills him. Carbonated and Distilled Water has no effect, due to it being an integral part of most drinks.
DO NOT: Cast Haste on Toy. It'll just make him hyperactive.
DO NOT: Insult his favorite thing, Fire. (He's kinda Emo.)
DO NOT: Make mean remarks to the Toy. (Again, kinda Emo.)
DO NOT: Leave sharp objects around. Toy will hurt someone or himself.
DO NOT: Leave rope around. He'll hang himself. (Toy really hates himself.)
DO NOT: Damage, maim, or disfigure his Box. (Toy lives inside giant cardboard boxes or boxes built by others.)
DO NOT: injure females near him. He'll go insane. (he's over-protective.)
Known Godmodded Abilities:
Toyfire : It's 3% of The Fire's infinite Pwnage. That's pretty painful.
The Fury: The Fury is what happens when Toy is feeling especially crazy and mean. He will "Unleash the Fck'n Fury" on you and smack you around like a ragdoll.
Shoop Da Whoop: Toy's face turns into a black face with a big red mouth, and he shoots a massive particle cannon beam from his mouth. It is NOT some code word for ass-rape as some tease him about.
Za Warudo: Somehow Toy's figured out how to copypasta Dio Brando's Time Stopping power of Za Warudo.
Pepsius Maximus: A Massive Pepsi machine that dispenses 32 ounce cans of pepsi products for a quarter. the side effect is that it must land on someone for people to enjoy it's awesomeness.
Divide By Zero: Somehow, Toy can Divide By Zero (Div0) at will, anywhere using Psi-Constructs to make implosion bombs. Bad idea.
Box Summoning: Toy can summon a Box wherever he goes to hide in. (But Toy lives in Boxes anyway so it's free housing.)
Images of Toy
Kuro before realizing his true identity:
Kuro after becoming Toy-Kun:
Toy-Kun as Rockman Ignis:
Devax:
The Toykart:
Time Traveling Toykart (complete with a Flag and Toy ready for war):
(BIG EDIT) Toy has the biggest Section evar.