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Post by Frozt on Jan 29, 2007 18:23:47 GMT -5
*Shifts in front of Yoko.*
You reaaaaally need to stop singing.
*Spins and brings his foot HARD into Yoko's head, knocking him off his feet.*
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Post by Tony on Jan 29, 2007 21:29:30 GMT -5
OMGFROZT! *beat Frozt with a stick*
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Post by Frozt on Jan 29, 2007 21:46:54 GMT -5
*Begins screaming violently and hissing.*
NOT THE STICK! NOT THE STICK!
*Is beaten badly.*
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Post by Ruinaru on Jan 29, 2007 22:28:21 GMT -5
*Is grateful for the return of his 'nads, but now his ears are bleeding due to Miguel's singing. Falls back down from blood loss.*
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Post by Miguel on Jan 30, 2007 8:48:59 GMT -5
HEY! It was Yoko who was singing, not me.
Yoko: *undoes his spell*
*casts a replication spell to create 50 Tonys who desire only to beat Frozt with a stick*
*casts a spell to place Yoko and Tony in an impregnable colloseium for there battle*
*casts a spell to turn Tony's genitals into a girl thingy, and since he already has the boobs, Tony is now a woman*
*steals Tony's magic stick and beats him with it like Tony did to Frozt*
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Post by Tony on Jan 30, 2007 10:15:11 GMT -5
*Casts his own spells to undo what was just done*
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Post by Miguel on Jan 30, 2007 11:21:37 GMT -5
Yoko: Except not, I stole your magic stick. *uses Frozt to beat on Tony*
*Frozt sticks his head in the ground like a scared ostritch out of fear I might use him as a scalpal* *Yoko shoves Tony's magic stick up Frozt's behind after lning it with very pointy spikes*
*Tony gets hammered drunk and mistakes a railroad spike for a delicious peanut butter pie flavoured lolipop* Ouch.
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Post by Tony on Jan 30, 2007 11:40:50 GMT -5
... *doesn't get drunk because he hates the taste of alcohol*
JUDGMENT! *a pillar of holy energy strikes Yoko*
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Post by Model O MkII "DARK ELF!!" on Jan 30, 2007 13:16:01 GMT -5
*finishes his mid terms and realizes that he's in a fight. then transforms into model AQ*
OCC: Model AQ is model aqua. aqua is a character from another forum i destroyed... i mean quit. he controls water limetlessly.
*encases tony and miguel in a giant water fist melding them together*
Model AQ: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! PREPARE TO SUFFER THE ULTIMATE PAIN, TONY!!!! miguel will unfortunatly enjoy it superly....
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Post by Miguel on Jan 30, 2007 13:25:14 GMT -5
No, I am not in battle, my new charcter, Yoko the horribly singing mage is. Moron. And Tony, Yoko stole your magic stick. Your mage powers are usless against it.
Yoko: *starts singing to prevent model Aq from using his powers*
model Aq: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I a retarded moron and I can't focus because of Yoko's singing, *adds to the suicide meter in his sig*
Yoko: Ahh..... Now our battle can continue un-disturbed by retarded morons who don't understand what "impregnable" means. *beats stick Tony with his own stick*
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Post by Model O MkII "DARK ELF!!" on Jan 30, 2007 13:46:43 GMT -5
 *model Aq Chokes yoko with his water tenticles and takes tony's stick from her* Model: TAKE THIS YOU DAMN DRAG QUEEN!!!! *cuts yoko's vocal chords with tony's staff. then Floods the world* |
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Post by Ruinaru on Jan 30, 2007 16:33:44 GMT -5
Thank you! I'm finally free from the horrible sound of her horrible singing! I can hear! I can fight!!!!
*Goes into Ninja-Overdrive.*
*Builds up chakra in one fist, creating an incredibly dense mass of energy.*
*Hands begins to glow, being laced by electricity and thin curls of black fire.*
*Crouches momentarily, then launches towards the wall, leaving a gash in the land as he travels.*
*After the dust clears, there is a large hole in the side of the coliseum.*
Ninjas don't know the meaning of the word "impregnable."
*Exits Overdrive and steps into the coliseum slowly, breathing somewhat heavily.*
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Post by Model O MkII "DARK ELF!!" on Jan 30, 2007 17:35:24 GMT -5
Model: doesnt impregnable mean that you can get something pregnant? .... *transforms into model A*  Model A: FOR ABSOLUTLY NO REASON!? WHY YES!!!! DIE TONY!!!!!!!!! *shoots tony in a rapid fire.* |
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Post by Miguel on Jan 30, 2007 19:58:30 GMT -5
HEY! YOKO IS A MAN! NOT A WOMAN! STFU BOTH MODEL AND RUINARU!.
Yoko: *turns into a puddle instead of dieing* Isn't magic handy? I can use it to immitate ninjitsu techniques. That was the Mizu Bunshin no jutsu. *reports model to Nightmare for sprite theft* *Nightmare bans model* *Yoko swaps HIMself with Miguel*
Miguel: forces Ruinaru to watch 48 straight hours of Family Guy, turning her mind to mush*
*chokes Tony to death*
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Post by Model O MkII "DARK ELF!!" on Jan 30, 2007 21:07:52 GMT -5
*transforms into Model GD-ganondorf. chokes miguel in his hand and miguel disapears forever*tho I doubt that it will be the last ill hear of this guy....*sigh*
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Miguel: bright side of darkness. Demoniguel: devourer of souls and dark prince of destruction. 0% of the post this sig is attached to is intended to offend anyone. If it does offend anyone, then the person who wrote the post apologizes.
