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Post by Miguel on Feb 14, 2007 19:47:45 GMT -5
*Miguel regenerates* NAD KICK OMEGA! *kicks Ruinaru in the dick so hard Ruinaru's testicles and pelvis break* *rushes him to a hospital* We may be in a fight, but I am not a murderer
*kills model for fun*
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Post by swimstud600 on Feb 14, 2007 21:40:09 GMT -5
MUDA FUDGA! *dreams of increasing model's warning meter because he PURPOSLEY defys my request to stop using my thing. I am the one who raised the steamroller form the day it came to life, I am the ONLY one the steam roller answers to, I am the one who taught the steamroller to crave a taste for model,....... OOOPPPSSS! I didn't mean to let that slip.......... *hears model's screams of extreme pain frtom being bloodily ripped to shreds by the Steamroller's teeth* I am the Steamroller's sole master. Model is now the Steamroller's sole meal. Model, I shall ask you one last time, and I am reffering to this with the seriousness of sprites, Please refrain from using the Steamroller again, or I shall be forced to take, what for it......... EXTREME measures. You Really oughta watch it right now, to. You've got a warning bwr, remember? The steamroller has been a part of ZV long before you joined so STFU! *blasts Miguel with the tank* |
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Post by Miguel on Feb 15, 2007 15:10:31 GMT -5
*Steamroller eats the shot and spits it back at the tank at 50x normal speed and force,breaking the tank*
*gives Swim a shinier, more powerful living tank that likes Miguel and Steamroller to much to hurt them*. No, STFU! I-control-the-steamroller!
Swim casts reversal.
The steamroller turns around and squashes Miguel's guts out his ears and all over the pavement. It backs away slowly and runs over him again at top speed. A battalion of homo-llamas notice and frolic over, happily eating Miguel's intestines.
The STFU tank fires 1 final shot at the mass of idiocy and Swim returns the steamroller to its spot in the ZV garage.
Swim, your not allowed to do that. It's cheating. Leave my posts alone. I think Nightmare may be less than pleased if I tell him how your abusing your power. And, Steamroller is mine. Leave it alone.
The steamroller is property of ZV and has been for far longer than you've been here. You may use it but stop pretending its exclusively yours.
*the steamroller falls out of the sky and lands on Miguel's corpse*
WRYYYYYYYYYY
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Post by Model O MkII "DARK ELF!!" on Feb 18, 2007 2:29:57 GMT -5
*snipes miguel in the toe 2nd from the left*
Model: wait WHOS LEFT!? OMG IM SO CONFUSED
*explodes*
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Post by Miguel on Feb 18, 2007 12:19:34 GMT -5
*takes model Cursed and traps Swim within it, thus cursing him for eternity.
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Post by Model O MkII "DARK ELF!!" on Feb 19, 2007 3:19:53 GMT -5
/me Poops swim out*
OHOHOHOH GRAVY!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Miguel on Feb 19, 2007 10:25:17 GMT -5
*a dog comes along and eats the swim poop, and it's constapted*
Now, Swim, you will pay for abusing your power. A constapated dog's digestive track is the worst place to be when you're more a peice of poo the normally. STFU!
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Post by Model O MkII "DARK ELF!!" on Feb 19, 2007 12:14:03 GMT -5
OCC: what has he been abusing?
*model seals himself in unbreakable ice to charge.*
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Post by Ruinaru on Feb 19, 2007 13:45:57 GMT -5
OCC: He was editing Miguel's posts.
*Melts the ice(You said I couldn't break it, didn't say anything about melting. Gotta pay attention to detail.)*
*Punches Model in the face.*
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Post by Model O MkII "DARK ELF!!" on Feb 19, 2007 14:15:20 GMT -5
*models face absorbes runariu's hand. his hand is now stuck in model's face*
model: MMMMPPH MFMPMPSPFMS DFPMDSFM PSDMFP (HAHA now you cant use ur arm!!)
*starts shooting wildly. hits miguel and tony*
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Post by Ruinaru on Feb 19, 2007 17:26:48 GMT -5
That's what you think!
Chidori!
*The hand in Model's face starts crackling with electricity.*
*First rips his hand out of Model's face, then jabs it back through his shoulder.*
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Post by swimstud600 on Feb 19, 2007 20:21:35 GMT -5
*kicks Miguel's dog*
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Post by Model O MkII "DARK ELF!!" on Feb 19, 2007 20:27:27 GMT -5
*Model's shoulder absorbes runariu's hand and grabs runariu's neck*
*model brings runariu to the cave of the peanut butter monster and leaves him there and locks the door*
*the peanut butter monster absorbes runariu and he suffocates*
*Model then kicks miguels dog*
*model high 5's swim*
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Post by Miguel on Feb 20, 2007 9:33:50 GMT -5
It's not my dog, Swim is stuck in the dogs digestive system in pop form because it's constipated, and It's just a random stray. *Steamroller runs over every dog in sight*
*Miguel sits back and sips pepsi from Steamroller's front seat while the destruction goes on*
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Post by Model O MkII "DARK ELF!!" on Feb 20, 2007 11:16:02 GMT -5
*Model turns into god*
strikes miguel dead.
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Miguel: bright side of darkness. Demoniguel: devourer of souls and dark prince of destruction. 0% of the post this sig is attached to is intended to offend anyone. If it does offend anyone, then the person who wrote the post apologizes.
