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Post by swimstud600 on Feb 20, 2007 12:47:59 GMT -5
Don't worry about that, its just a hologram. Miguel isn't riding the steamroller. Well, unless you count the squashed guts and stuff that are stuck to it.
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Post by Miguel on Feb 20, 2007 14:54:55 GMT -5
Swim, quit calling Steamroller The steamroller. Steamroller is not the same one as the one ZV owns, and model, you're not allowed to godmodd. And that includes turning into god. *Steamroller runs over model* *Miguel continues to sip Pepsi from Steamroller's front seat*
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Post by Model O MkII "DARK ELF!!" on Feb 20, 2007 19:45:31 GMT -5
model is now god.
God picks up miguel and throws him into a tub of living peanut butter.
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Post by Ruinaru on Feb 20, 2007 20:48:07 GMT -5
Don't godmod. Being god is just about the most godmoddiest godmodding you can do. The only thing worse would be to call yourself Chuck Norris.
*Is dead.*
*Is back, as Ruinaru (note that there is no 'i' before the second 'u', Model) again!*
In my journeys I have found many rare treasures. Observe.
*Holds right hand in the air.*
Katon!
*A ruby ring flashes, and a spiral of intense fire shoots toward Model.*
Doton!
*A topaz ring on the same hand flashes. A crater forms under Miguel and minerals from the earth form a super-hard cage around him.*
There's more, but I'll wait a little while to demonstrate those powers.
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Post by swimstud600 on Feb 20, 2007 23:35:46 GMT -5
Swim, quit calling Steamroller The steamroller. Steamroller is not the same one as the one ZV owns Meh we can take care of that. The ZV steamroller falls out of the sky and crushes Miguel's cheap knockoff. |
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Post by Miguel on Feb 21, 2007 10:10:24 GMT -5
*Steamroller gives ZV's steamroller a piggy back ride back to the ZV garage, and Miguel falls out of the sky in a bathtub full of peanut butter and lands on model, crushing every bone in his body* *Miguel sips pepsi in the tub*
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Post by Ruinaru on Feb 21, 2007 18:23:44 GMT -5
But you were trapped in my cage...
Fine then.
Raiton!
*An amethyst ring flashes, and a powerful bolt of lightning cracks through the sky, smiting Miguel and shorting out Steamroller's electrical components.*
*Goes off to listen to the 6th Bleach ending.*
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Post by Miguel on Feb 21, 2007 20:34:18 GMT -5
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh................... pretty lights................. *Miguel falls down a plot hole and ends up back in time, landing on the guy who came up with bleach when he was a baby, killing him*
*is rotting in a Japanese prison, back in time*
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Post by Model O MkII "DARK ELF!!" on Feb 21, 2007 21:51:02 GMT -5
Guu walks out of the lake*
Guu eats everyone(as she usually does) and everyone is in the parallel universe located inside guu.
The spikey cats and flying lips attack and kiss them all then guu spits them out and sends a hord of pokute at them.
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Post by Miguel on Feb 22, 2007 16:04:01 GMT -5
*is still in a japanese prison* *NelCraig comes in looking for Miguel, seeing that he's not here*
*NelCraig kills Guu for fun*
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Post by Model O MkII "DARK ELF!!" on Feb 22, 2007 17:26:03 GMT -5
*turns the fun around and guu eats NelCraig*
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Post by Miguel on Feb 22, 2007 19:13:11 GMT -5
*Guu's head and explodes and when the dust clears NelCraig is standing on Guu's corpse with his blaster held out and spouting smoke* *NelCriag makes Guu kabobs from Guu's corpse*
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Post by Model O MkII "DARK ELF!!" on Feb 25, 2007 14:25:34 GMT -5
Suddenly chuck noris decends from the sky and says: PREPARE TO DIE HUMANS!!!!!!!!
Model: we must all work together to defeat chuck noris. *leaves to make animation of this...Heheheh...*
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Post by Miguel on Feb 25, 2007 16:14:21 GMT -5
*suddenly transforms into Demoniguel as he is sucked into a wormhole that shoots him back to the present*
*Demoniguel blasts Chuck Noriss with a dark aura wave*
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Post by Model O MkII "DARK ELF!!" on Feb 25, 2007 22:01:16 GMT -5
*chuck noris swallows the dark aura wave. and swings his knife into the ground*
Model: KUALIO!!!!! *electrafies the ground sending electricity up the knife*
Chuck Noris: CHUCK NORIS, MAD!!!!! *turns into a giant chuck noris*
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Miguel: bright side of darkness. Demoniguel: devourer of souls and dark prince of destruction. 0% of the post this sig is attached to is intended to offend anyone. If it does offend anyone, then the person who wrote the post apologizes.
