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Post by Ruinaru on Feb 26, 2007 17:51:45 GMT -5
*The sky turns dark, and the clouds swirl around in the sky, forming the words "Chuck Norris's End Game."*
*Chuck Norris pulls his leg back, and swings it around him.*
*Powerful waves of energy radiate from his body, and everyone within a 273.94 mile radius is instantly vaporized.*
~Fin
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Post by Model O MkII "DARK ELF!!" on Feb 26, 2007 18:19:10 GMT -5
He's like a halo...
While we're up in heaven god get's sick of miguel AND demoniguel and throws them down down down down down and they end up in china...
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Post by Miguel on Feb 27, 2007 16:39:31 GMT -5
Hey, you can't decide god's decisions. So that never happened. *Demoniguel goes to hell* *Miguel goes to heaven* model is left behind because he sinned so much he's not allowed in heaven, and Satan couldn't put up with his annoying stories about how much he hates Miguel*
*Miguel wishes for pie when he gets to heaven*
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Post by Model O MkII "DARK ELF!!" on Feb 27, 2007 19:28:21 GMT -5
*Model Haunts miguel's girlfriend or anyone close to being a girlfriend or best friend and kills it...*
Model: boo!!
*victem dies*
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Post by Miguel on Feb 28, 2007 15:58:36 GMT -5
*Miguel re-incarnates* *13 years pass in the blink of an eye* *the re-incarnated Miguel becomes a shingami* *model's ghost becomes a hollow* *Miguel as a shingami destroys model Hollow*
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Post by Model O MkII "DARK ELF!!" on Feb 28, 2007 20:10:26 GMT -5
I am reencarnated as Tom Branson.
Me: hey ma, how bout some cookies
mom: no dice
Me: dis' ain't ova'. *shoots mom and miguel and ruinaru with a tommy gun*
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Post by Ruinaru on Feb 28, 2007 20:54:32 GMT -5
*Gets hit by a bald-headed, blue-shirted, pantsless baby traveling at a high velocity.* Sorry couldn't resist.  Perfect Dodge! *Dodges all the flying babies.* |
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Post by Model O MkII "DARK ELF!!" on Mar 1, 2007 17:59:40 GMT -5
/me gets hit by the flying babies *
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Post by Ruinaru on Mar 1, 2007 19:16:35 GMT -5
*Wonders how Model got hit by the babies that he shot...*
*Grabs one of the babies rolling around on the ground.*
*Walks over to Model.*
*Tapes said baby to Model's head, with a type of super-tape that can never be broken or removed, unless I want it to come off.*
Muahahahaha! And from this time forth, shall Model be called Sir Baby-head!
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Post by Model O MkII "DARK ELF!!" on Mar 1, 2007 19:21:21 GMT -5
*the baby falls off taking alittle of model's face with it...*
Model: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh ow.
/me waxes ruinaru's eyelashes and one eyebrow *
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Post by Ruinaru on Mar 1, 2007 20:28:02 GMT -5
But... It was never supposed to come off... *tears*
Curse your fragile skin, Model!
*Takes his eyelashes and brow back.*
*Turns around and sloppily glue them back on.*
Oh, my eye! I got glue in my eye!!! I can't see!!! Ahhhrgheerargheeargh!
*Slashes his daggers around randomly.*
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Post by Model O MkII "DARK ELF!!" on Mar 1, 2007 20:40:56 GMT -5
/me has his toe-nail cut off *
AGGGGGGHHHHH YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT!!!
/me transforms into model woodchipper. wood chips ruinaru *
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Post by Miguel on Mar 2, 2007 10:34:38 GMT -5
*model woodchipper posses model's body*
*Miguel stands there drinking mug root beer*
*Ruinaru's wounds heal and Ruinaru chokes model to death, sending both model and the spirit in model Woodchipper to hell for sinning with too many prostitutes*
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Post by Fusion on Mar 6, 2007 8:49:02 GMT -5
*cuts the moon in two*
*acts as the Nickel Samurai, spinning his staff around to a catchy theme, striking a pose reminiscent of the Steel Samurai*
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Post by Ruinaru on Mar 6, 2007 14:40:03 GMT -5
*Acts as someone slightly similar to the Nickle Samurai, swinging a giant sickle around and whistling to a catchy tune.*
*Strikes apose in which the sickle flies around randomly, cutting myself several times and everyone else... more than several times.*
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Miguel: bright side of darkness. Demoniguel: devourer of souls and dark prince of destruction. 0% of the post this sig is attached to is intended to offend anyone. If it does offend anyone, then the person who wrote the post apologizes.
