Netzuko's RP Battle Thread!!!

[Miguel]

NUH-UH. I made you and the thread 'splode with the weapons PM gave me. You're dead.

[Peytral]

*Peytral revives and cuts off Miguels head.*

[Miguel]

*Miguel sews his own head onto a cloned bpody of Chuck Norris and uses his new strentgh, godmodding weapons, and Omnitrix to kill Peytral again, and accidentally makes the unoverse except for Chuck Norris 'splode in the process*

[Ruinaru]

*Escapes from the dimension of endless orgies.*

*Flicks off some residual essence of orgy.*

*Notices that the non-stop sex-fest has tamed his inner demon.*

Crap. And I was enjoying the mindless violence, too. Orgies are nice and all, but nothing quite compares to taking life.

*Tries really hard to wake up his demon.*

*Goes red in the face, then faints.*

[Miguel]

*falls down a plot-hole, and ends up inside the US president's bed room while he's sleeping* *snipes the prez where he sleeps* *discovers that prez had been trying to combine PPFLs with bacon, to make the already miraculous snck even better* *continues Prez's work to claim all the glory*

[Frozt]

*Walks up to Miguel and sticks a tube of Francium down his throat, followed by a gallon of water.*

You see, little Miguel, Cesium and water creates an effect similar to that of three hand grenades. Francium... hehe... with water, is like a hydrogren bomb. And it's gonna explode right in that pretty esopha--

*Miguel's upper-torso explodes and blood covers everyone near him.*

Blech. I just got this cloak washed, too...

[Miguel]

*every drop of Miguel's blood regenerates a new body, and so does his lower body* *a swarm of Miguel clones invades ZV*

[Brimstone]

Sorry miguel normaly id side with you but clones now thats just cruel. I Call the Powers of death and darkness Dark blade i summon thee*a Jet black sword appears in his hand* Sorry Miguel but I hate clones Darkness wave! *a wall of black fire comsumes the clones of miguel completely vapourising them

[Miguel]

*the real Miguel is unhamred* See? I jumped through a flaming loophole. *takes the sword, lights it on fire, and swallows it hole* Ouch. [italian accent] That's a spicy meat-a ball![/italian accent]

[Ruinaru]

*Stares intently at Miguel.*

...

*Begins to bore a hole in his head with his mind.*

[Fusion]

IKU ZO!

*Kyuubi Fusion slashes in a spin around him, taking a stance, both hands held back, facing the wind.*

Destructive wind...

*energy charged into his hands until it formed two light green balls of energy. He then thrust his hands forward* TYA!

*with a short rumble, everything seemed to stop, the air was very calm, the world around everyone was now quiet...*

*BUT, seconds later, the wind picked up with great force, the air stinging as it literally ate away everything in it's path, exclusion of Fusion.*

[Frozt]

*Kicks Fusion in the groin from behind him before he can thrust his hands towards his enemies, so that he accidently focuses the attack below himself.*

Hehehe!

*Runs away.*

[Miguel]

*Miguel shouts out "HO!", then points in Frozt's direction and shouts "JOSO!", then a square forms slightly in front of him, then Miguel raises his fingers to sky and shouts "KETSU!", and a barrier forms where the square on the ground was, while Frozt had just run into it* Frozt, consider yourself Kekkaishied. Now if I point at the barrier and shout "METSU", you'll be destroyed. But should I shout out "KAI", you'll be released unharmed. Either way, it's my decision. What are you going to try to make me let you out? Ah screw it. *points at the barrier* METSU!!!!! *Frozt dies* *everyone cracks a bottle of champaign, and starts drinking heavily*

[Ruinaru]

*Doesn't drink.*

*Calls the police.*

I think we've got a bit of an alcohol problem here.Bring a breathalizer(sp?).

*Sits back as the sirens get closer.*

[Frozt]

*Looks down at Miguel's twitching body.*

I think he's hallucinating again. Ruinaru, I think you burned much too big of a hole into his brain.