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Post by ~<(x-X-x)>~ on Aug 3, 2006 18:04:14 GMT -5
Oh Oh Oh...i wanna be general ass-hole
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Post by ShAuNmAn-X on Aug 4, 2006 5:00:46 GMT -5
Oh Oh Oh...i wanna be general ass-hole Sorry but thats me. You can be Major Asshole though. |
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Post by Morph on Aug 4, 2006 6:51:12 GMT -5
Dark Helmet: Fire a warning shot across her nose.
Dark Helmet: Careful, you idiot, I said across her nose, not up it.
Gunner (clearly crosseyed): Sorry, sir, doing my best.
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major (also crosseyed): I did, sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name, sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too, sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole!
Dark Helmet: How many assholes have we got on this ship, anyhow?
[Entire bridge crew except for one person on the left side of the screen stands up and raises a hand]
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes! [Closes helmet] Keep firing, assholes! |
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