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Post by Ztrl on Dec 19, 2005 21:20:09 GMT -5
OH GOD!!! not another one...
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Post by SLA¥ΣR on Dec 19, 2005 21:26:00 GMT -5
I HAVE ABSOLUTLY NO FUD!!!
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Post by Nightmare on Dec 19, 2005 21:48:45 GMT -5
Well, while we're talking GPAs, mines 3.94..
Anyways, sorry for my absence people, I just got my internet back, it died, again...
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Post by SLA¥ΣR on Dec 19, 2005 22:39:11 GMT -5
Well time for a joke, don't get used to hearin' em from me though.
Monica Luensky(frogive spelling) was walking down a beach and found a magic lamp.
She rubs the lamp and a genie pops out and says, "Since you've been a bad girl you can only have one wish."
So Monica says to her self,"Well I have a best selling book, and I slept with one of the most powerful men on earth so, I wish my love handles were gone."
The genie says,"Your wish is my command."
She reaches for her sides and she still feels her love handles. "What's the deal?", she says.
"Check your head", the genie says.
She reaches for her head and her ears are gone. "Why'd you get rid of my ears?", asks Monica
"You asked me to get rid of your 'Love' handles and I did", replied the genie.
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Post by Vilex on Dec 20, 2005 1:03:32 GMT -5
Well.. Tonite was a little.. Wierd?
Okay, so today was my girlfriend and mines 2-month anniversary, so of course, I went over to her house. Had a good time in general for a while, until I wanted to go the gas station for a while to get something to do drink, so I was going to when her friend wanted to tag along with me just for the ride and stuff. So, we went to the gas station and stuff, I got what I needed, then we cruised the town a bit. We were gone for a good, oh.. 20 minutes. And when we got back, I went over to Karen and kissed her, I smelled achohal on her breath and said "..Karen, what the hell did I tell you about drinking!?" and she said "what took you so long?" I said "..We went riding around town." and she said "well, you didn't answer your phone.." and I said "..Oh. I didn't hear it ring, you know me, I like to turn my system up loud.." and she said "..Yeah, and my mom kept putting images and things in my head, because she doesn't trust Sam(Karen's best friend) with you." and I guess she got a little worried and stuff and I told her "Hey, come on, you know I wouldn't cheat on you or anything like that Karen, i'm not like that, and you know it." and she said "..Yeah, I know you wouldn't. But eh, I couldn't help but get curious and stuff when you didn't answer your phone and were gone longer then expected." I replied "Yeah.. Sorry. I didn't think she'd wanna go joy riding." Now, she only got a little buzzed, and i've went over the damn drinking thing with her plenty of times its not even funny. So, of course, it bothered me and made me a little mad. But, then, about a hour or so after. She got kind of wierd on me. She was saying things and stuff i'd never thought she would say or act, and I don't think it was the alchohol either. We were on the couch, doing 'stuff' and she was all like "Nick, just imagine if we were alone, think of all the possibilites.." and I was like "..Eh? What are you saying? Implying you want to have sex?" and she said "..Yeah?" and I said "..What the hell?" and she said "Oh, so i'm not good enough now is it?" and I said "No, no, its not that.. Just, I mean.. Remember what we said? Well, more like -I- said. We're not doing anything like that until we and our relationship is ready for that. We're not doing nothing we're not ready for, and stuff." and she said "Yeah. I know.. But, I dunno.." and I just looked at her wierd and she said "What..?" and I said "..Nothing, I just.. I dunno, I guess I didn't expect that from you or anything." And kind of the whole night, she was kinda all over me, not that I didn't like it or anything, I just found it odd, 'cause usually, she isn't like that. It was really odd when I had to go home at 10, she wouldn't let me leave. She was all "Nick.. Don't leave me!" and I said "Well.. I kinda have to get home, and besides, we'll be together tommorow after you get done babysiting at 4." she said "I know.. But I don't want you to leave.. *hugs me*" "Yeah.. I know, but, you know, I kinda gotta go home..." she said "Well, i'll call you later." and I said "..You need to go to bed, you have to wake up at 6:30 in the morning to go babysit.." and she said "..I don't care, I wanna talk to you." "..No, your going to be
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Post by SLA¥ΣR on Dec 20, 2005 1:12:34 GMT -5
Well you are crazy for resisting sex lol. But good job holding out till it's the right time.(kinda weird for the guy to hold out in a relationship)
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Post by Iruparattso on Dec 20, 2005 1:55:38 GMT -5
My girlfriend dumped me 7 days ago today, which was probably the most emotionally crippling time of my life... BTW, it's my birthday today
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Post by Nightmare on Dec 20, 2005 2:55:54 GMT -5
Vilex: Ah, that is kinda wierd. But I have to say, you have learned well from my teachings * evil laughter*. Ahem, but anyways, you handled the situation well. I'm proud. @pacman: Don't encourage him. >.> @bossman: Happy Birthday BossMan! I hope you have lots of fun and all that.
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Post by Ztrl on Dec 20, 2005 4:51:13 GMT -5
Vilex: Ah, that is kinda wierd. But I have to say, you have learned well from my teachings * evil laughter*. Ahem, but anyways, you handled the situation well. I'm proud. @pacman: Don't encourage him. >.> @bossman: Happy Birthday BossMan! I hope you have lots of fun and all that. I agree, we dont need mini versions of vile running around anytime soon and vile...*smack*
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Post by darkreaver on Dec 20, 2005 5:05:12 GMT -5
Vilex: stupid? not at all! Thats a jorb well done
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Post by Ztrl on Dec 20, 2005 5:38:54 GMT -5
JOKE TIME!!!!!
An elderly man finds he is unable to perform sexually. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things; but nothing seems to work. So the doctor refers him to an American Indian medicine man.
The medicine man says, "I can cure this." With that said, he throws a white powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. Then he says, "This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year. All you have to do is say '123,' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"
The guy then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to
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Post by Sonic on Jan 24, 2006 15:47:54 GMT -5
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WEVE BEEN FIGHTING FOR ALL THIS TIME FOR YOU TO TAKE IT!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO
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Post by Frozt on Jan 24, 2006 15:48:14 GMT -5
Damn, my computer lagged and you got it, Sonic! *beep*
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Post by Sonic on Jan 24, 2006 15:48:40 GMT -5
WTF!! 518!?!?!?
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Post by Fusion on Jan 24, 2006 15:48:55 GMT -5
...
To be quite honest, THAT was going a bit too far.
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