Funniest Conversation

[Nightmare]

That's right, this year we're voting on the Funniest Conversation ever posted on ZV!

After sorting through hundreds of Funny Conversations, and much fighting over which is the funniest, we narrowed it down to these 5. It's up to you, the people of Zero Virus, to crown a winner by the end of the Carnival!

The Four Horsemen? More like purple and a stove
Skirt Steak
SGEE vs SGUH
XERO GROUPIE!
It was in the Couch wasn't it?

[Nightmare]

<XeroBloodline> I have everything to make blueberry muffins. If it weren't 2am I'd make some.
<NightmareMMZero> XD
<XeroBloodline> Me, baking, that's just funny....
<A_Kitty> indeed
<XeroBloodline> But sometimes, to get muffins, you gotta do what you gotta do.
<NightmareMMZero> Me baking is funnier.
<NightmareMMZero> Cause I cause fires.
<NightmareMMZero> XD
<XeroBloodline> Yes, at least I know how to safely cook.
<NightmareMMZero> I set the microwave on fire cooking a hot pocket...
<XeroBloodline> .....
<NightmareMMZero> I still don't know how the f**k I pulled that one off.
<NightmareMMZero> >.>;
<A_Kitty> LMFAO!
<XeroBloodline> I don't think I've ever set anything on fire cooking anything.
<NightmareMMZero> I ended up cooking my hotpocket with a ciggerette lighter.
<A_Kitty> ROFL!
<NightmareMMZero> It had a burnt crust with a frozen inside.
<NightmareMMZero> ;-;
<XeroBloodline> Its never been that bad...
<NightmareMMZero> That's how bad at cooking I am.
<NightmareMMZero> XD
<XeroBloodline> If so, I've got a grill.
<XeroBloodline> YOU can never use a grill!
<XeroBloodline> EVER!
<NightmareMMZero> I can grill.
<NightmareMMZero> o.o;
* A_Kitty falls out of his chair laughing
<NightmareMMZero> It's the only thing I can do.
<NightmareMMZero> Cept that one time.
<NightmareMMZero> <.<;
<XeroBloodline> ...that makes no damn sense.
<XeroBloodline> ....that one time? Do I wanna know?
* A_Kitty falls back down
<NightmareMMZero> Me + Grill + Leaving the gas on for 15 minutes without igniting it = Explosion.
<NightmareMMZero> <.<;
<XeroBloodline> Ok, everybody pay attention.
<NightmareMMZero> Yes?
<XeroBloodline> When we all meet in person, NIGHTMARE IS NOT COOKING FOR US.
<NightmareMMZero> XDD
<A_Kitty> my gut hurts
<NightmareMMZero> I offered to cook Harmony breakfast once.
<A_Kitty> o.o
<NightmareMMZero> She told me not to threaten her.
<NightmareMMZero> >.>;
<XeroBloodline> I knew she was smarter than that.
<A_Kitty> xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
<NightmareMMZero> When I was over at her house the last time, she told me that if she caught me in the kitchen she'd kick my ass.
<NightmareMMZero> XD
<XeroBloodline> That was enough to kill my apetite, I'm not hungry anymore.
<NightmareMMZero> Sorry.
<NightmareMMZero> XD
<A_Kitty> i haven't laughed that hard in months
<XeroBloodline> I'm gonna have nightmares about walking around the corner into my kitchen and finding Nightmare frying bacon and my kitty.
<A_Kitty> KITTTYYYY
<NightmareMMZero> XD
<Tony|getting_food> ...
<A_Kitty> that needs to go in the funny convo section NOW
<NightmareMMZero> Alright.
<NightmareMMZero> Just a sec.

[Nightmare]

<TehRandomMan> Hey, ever have a Skirt Steak?
<NMMZ|DDR> Yes.
<Ztrl|HTMLing> o.o;
<NMMZ|DDR> I don't care much for them.
<NMMZ|DDR> <.<;
<TehRandomMan> YOU BASTARD!
<NMMZ|DDR> >.>;
* Ztrl|HTMLing chuckles
<NMMZ|DDR> Flank = Win.
<TehRandomMan> Briskit & Plate = Win!
<NMMZ|DDR> XP
<Ztrl|HTMLing> Am I the only one that fins "Skirt Steak" dirty?
<TehRandomMan> I guess.
<XeroBloodline> I had thought about it.
<TehRandomMan> A Skirt Steak is a high-quality steak cut from the plate.
<NMMZ|DDR> Yeah.
<XeroBloodline> But then Nightmare said he had one, and we all know that's a lie.
<NMMZ|DDR> >__>
<Ztrl|HTMLing> Indeed
<XeroBloodline> So I figured I'd let the joke die before I ever made it.
<TehRandomMan> Its very tough, but so jam packed with flavor that it makes you cry.
<NMMZ|DDR> I think it tastes wierd.
<NMMZ|DDR> =/
<Ztrl|HTMLing> .....
<XeroBloodline> ....
* XeroBloodline falls out of his chair laughign.
<TehRandomMan> Maybe its because you'r eating the Diaphragm of a cow.
<XeroBloodline> *laughing
<Ztrl|HTMLing> BWAHAHAHAHAHA
<NMMZ|DDR> <.<;
<XeroBloodline> BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
<Ztrl|HTMLing> >XDDD
<NMMZ|DDR> Hahaha.
<XeroBloodline> Oh god, I couldn't have prompted it better myself.
<NMMZ|DDR> You're one of a kind.
<NMMZ|DDR> >.>;
<Ztrl|HTMLing> Too much
<Ztrl|HTMLing> can't
<Ztrl|HTMLing> air
<TehRandomMan> I can't laugh at that, unfortunately.
* XeroBloodline is still laughing.
<Ztrl|HTMLing> me too
<TehRandomMan> I don't know why.
<NMMZ|DDR> Cause it's not funny?
<NMMZ|DDR> XD
* XeroBloodline wipes a tear from his eye.
<TehRandomMan> It is.
<TehRandomMan> Its very funny.
<Ztrl|HTMLing> Noghtmare thinks that Skirt Steaks taste weird.
<NMMZ|DDR> I know.
<NMMZ|DDR> >.>;
<Ztrl|HTMLing> my lungs are burning
<XeroBloodline> Deep breath, no more laughing...
<Ztrl|HTMLing> Just to be safe
<XeroBloodline> Phew, ok...
<Ztrl|HTMLing>
<Ztrl|HTMLing>
* VampireRick is done playing DDR
<Ztrl|HTMLing>
<Ztrl|HTMLing>
<Ztrl|HTMLing>
<Ztrl|HTMLing>
<Ztrl|HTMLing>
<Ztrl|HTMLing> Ok, there we go.
<TehRandomMan> NMMZ, do you like Schnitzel, by any chance?
<NMMZ|DDR> Maybe?
<NMMZ|DDR> What is it?
<TehRandomMan> Its a Breadcrumbed, Deep-Fried, Veal Cutlet.
<NMMZ|DDR> What's Veal Cutlet?
<TehRandomMan> ...
<XeroBloodline> No, I'm guessing he doesn't like it.
<TehRandomMan> May I hurt him?
<NMMZ|DDR> Why?
<NMMZ|DDR> >__>
<TehRandomMan> How can you NOT know what a Cutlet is?
* VampireRick starts playing Maximum tune (again)
<NMMZ|DDR> It's bad enough I got people riding me for not knowing every video game that ever existed, now I got one giving me Bacon about food?
<NMMZ|DDR> I'm not a fountain of knowledge people.
<NMMZ|DDR> That's what Wikipedia is for,.
<NMMZ|DDR> >_____>
<XeroBloodline> You also don't know your cartoons very well...
* NMMZ|DDR smacks his forehead.
<NMMZ|DDR> You've either missed the point or just don't care...
<XeroBloodline> But hey, you've had Skirt Steak, guess that should count for something right? =)
<NMMZ|DDR> <.<;
<VampireRick> lol
<TehRandomMan> Too bad he thinks it tastes weird.
<NMMZ|DDR> I'm kinda a picky eater.
<NMMZ|DDR> >.>;
* VampireRick loses the race
<XeroBloodline> Eh, its an acquired taste. The more you eat the more you like it.
<Tony> ...
<Ztrl|HTMLing> ....
* TehRandomMan dies laughing.
<VampireRick> ...
<Tony> Did I miss something?
<NMMZ|DDR> Well, we don't have much skir--- Oh.
<NMMZ|DDR> I see what you did there.
<TehRandomMan> Oh god.
<NMMZ|DDR> >.>
<TehRandomMan> Delayed reaction.
<Ztrl|HTMLing> >XDDDDDDDDDDDD
<TehRandomMan> I think my ribs are on fire.
<Tony> ...
<Tony> Did I miss something again?
<NMMZ|DDR> Probobly better that way.
<Ztrl|HTMLing> I think you did.
<XeroBloodline> Alright, Nightmare, no more picking on you today, I'm done. I promise.
<TehRandomMan> Me too.
<TehRandomMan> Sorry.
<TehRandomMan> Xero... that was brilliant.
<TehRandomMan> I think my ribs broke.
<XeroBloodline> See, this is why I always procrastinated getting rid of people like Frozt. We need someone to make fun of.
<XeroBloodline> And I'd rather pick on someone nobody likes than turning on one another like this..
<XeroBloodline> Regarless of how insanely funny it may be.
<NMMZ|DDR> >_>

[Nightmare]

NightmareMMZero is known as Evil_Godmodding_Emporer_Nightmare
[Evil_Godmodding_Emporer_Nightmare] muahaha
[Evil_Godmodding_Emporer_Nightmare] I'm evil
Evil_Godmodding_Emporer_Nightmare is evil
Shadobane is known as Super_Godmodding_Underdog_Hero
[Evil_Godmodding_Emporer_Nightmare] omg
[Evil_Godmodding_Emporer_Nightmare] my natural enemy
[Super_Godmodding_Underdog_Hero] You, Evil Emperor, shall FALL!!!
[Evil_Godmodding_Emporer_Nightmare] muahaha
[Evil_Godmodding_Emporer_Nightmare] I'm evil
Evil_Godmodding_Emporer_Nightmare does something evil
Super_Godmodding_Underdog_Hero does a goofy dance ending in a gooffy battle stance, and points his sword at Evil Emperor
Evil_Godmodding_Emporer_Nightmare kidnaps Silver
[Evil_Godmodding_Emporer_Nightmare] muahaha
[Evil_Godmodding_Emporer_Nightmare] I've stolen Silver!
[Super_Godmodding_Underdog_Hero] Unhand her, fiend!!
[Evil_Godmodding_Emporer_Nightmare] that's how evil I am
[Evil_Godmodding_Emporer_Nightmare] no
[Evil_Godmodding_Emporer_Nightmare] I'm too evil
[Evil_Godmodding_Emporer_Nightmare] muahaha
[~Silver~] >.<
[Super_Godmodding_Underdog_Hero] You shall not prevail in this evil endeavour, Evil Emperor!
[Evil_Godmodding_Emporer_Nightmare] Oh, but I shall!
[Evil_Godmodding_Emporer_Nightmare] muahaha!
[Super_Godmodding_Underdog_Hero] I, the Super Godmodding Underdog Hero, will barely defeat you!
Evil_Godmodding_Emporer_Nightmare is evil
[Evil_Godmodding_Emporer_Nightmare] Not if I, the Evil Godmodding Emporer has anything to say about it!
[Evil_Godmodding_Emporer_Nightmare] that's how godmoddingly evil I am!
[Evil_Godmodding_Emporer_Nightmare] muahaha
Evil_Godmodding_Emporer_Nightmare is uber
[Super_Godmodding_Underdog_Hero] No matter, I will be victorious! Tally ho!!!
Super_Godmodding_Underdog_Hero runs towards the Evil Emperor
Evil_Godmodding_Emporer_Nightmare runs twords underdog hero
[Super_Godmodding_Underdog_Hero] Its my battle cry! Tally ho!!!
[Evil_Godmodding_Emporer_Nightmare] Muahaha
Super_Godmodding_Underdog_Hero runs towards Evil Emperor with his sword over his head ready to swing
[Evil_Godmodding_Emporer_Nightmare] surrender yourself Underdog Hero! Or Silver get's it!
[Super_Godmodding_Underdog_Hero] AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
[Evil_Godmodding_Emporer_Nightmare] muahaha!
Evil_Godmodding_Emporer_Nightmare is evil
Super_Godmodding_Underdog_Hero stops and stares at the Evil Emperor with a grimacing look
[Super_Godmodding_Underdog_Hero] Curses, how can I stop this evil and save the damsel in distress?
[Evil_Godmodding_Emporer_Nightmare] What say you, Underdog Hero?
Evil_Godmodding_Emporer_Nightmare is evil
[Super_Godmodding_Underdog_Hero] I say this! Holy Phoenx of Bolaris!!!
[Super_Godmodding_Underdog_Hero] *a giant bird swoops down and steals Silver away*
Evil_Godmodding_Emporer_Nightmare evades
[Super_Godmodding_Underdog_Hero] ha HA!!, now you no longer have a shield to hide behind!
Evil_Godmodding_Emporer_Nightmare grabs Silver
[Evil_Godmodding_Emporer_Nightmare] muahaha
[Super_Godmodding_Underdog_Hero] You can't do that! I stole her!
[~Silver~] >.<
[Evil_Godmodding_Emporer_Nightmare] I stole her better!
[Evil_Godmodding_Emporer_Nightmare] muahaha
[Super_Godmodding_Underdog_Hero] ...Curses!
Evil_Godmodding_Emporer_Nightmare is uber
[Super_Godmodding_Underdog_Hero] ...wait a minute...
Super_Godmodding_Underdog_Hero walks over to Evil Emperor and steals Silver
[Super_Godmodding_Underdog_Hero] Run, dear damsel, be free!!!
[~Silver~] o.o -runs away-
[Super_Godmodding_Underdog_Hero] Ha HA!! What shall you do now, Evil Emperor??
Evil_Godmodding_Emporer_Nightmare grabs Silver
[Evil_Godmodding_Emporer_Nightmare] muahaha
Super_Godmodding_Underdog_Hero grabs Evil Emperor and throws him into a tree
Evil_Godmodding_Emporer_Nightmare evades
[Evil_Godmodding_Emporer_Nightmare] muahaha
[Super_Godmodding_Underdog_Hero] Ha HA!! Victory is mine!!
Evil_Godmodding_Emporer_Nightmare kicks Underdog hero
[Evil_Godmodding_Emporer_Nightmare] muahaah
Super_Godmodding_Underdog_Hero falls over writhing in pain as if he will never get up
[Super_Godmodding_Underdog_Hero] GAH!! Curses! But I cannot give up...!
Evil_Godmodding_Emporer_Nightmare is evil
[Evil_Godmodding_Emporer_Nightmare] muahaha
Super_Godmodding_Underdog_Hero stands up, and thumps Evil Emperor in the nose
[Evil_Godmodding_Emporer_Nightmare] what say you now?
[Super_Godmodding_Underdog_Hero] Ha HA!!
[Evil_Godmodding_Emporer_Nightmare] ow
Evil_Godmodding_Emporer_Nightmare beats Underdog hero with Silver
Super_Godmodding_Underdog_Hero is pummeled into the ground
[Evil_Godmodding_Emporer_Nightmare] haha!
[Evil_Godmodding_Emporer_Nightmare] I now punish both of you at the same time!
[Super_Godmodding_Underdog_Hero] Curses!! How can I be defeated? I am the hero! I shall not lose!!
[Evil_Godmodding_Emporer_Nightmare] omg
[Evil_Godmodding_Emporer_Nightmare] his heroicness is making me less powerful!
Super_Godmodding_Underdog_Hero 's eyes start to glow
[Evil_Godmodding_Emporer_Nightmare] omfg
[Super_Godmodding_Underdog_Hero] You....will...LOSE!!!
[Evil_Godmodding_Emporer_Nightmare] nuuu
[Evil_Godmodding_Emporer_Nightmare] Silence captured wench!
Super_Godmodding_Underdog_Hero is known as Super_Sayajin_Godmodding_Hero
[Evil_Godmodding_Emporer_Nightmare] ZOMGA!
[Super_Sayajin_Godmodding_Hero] Ha HA!!
[~Silver~] o____o
Evil_Godmodding_Emporer_Nightmare is known as Uber_100%_Power_Evil_Emporer
[Uber_100%_Power_Evil_Emporer] haha!
[Super_Sayajin_Godmodding_Hero] I have reached the next level of power, Evil Emperor, you don't stand a chance!!
[Uber_100%_Power_Evil_Emporer] I am now at full power!
[Tony] the hell?
[Uber_100%_Power_Evil_Emporer] you shall not win!
Uber_100%_Power_Evil_Emporer grabs Silver
[Super_Sayajin_Godmodding_Hero] I cannot lose!!
[Uber_100%_Power_Evil_Emporer] muahaha
Super_Sayajin_Godmodding_Hero grabs Tony
[Super_Sayajin_Godmodding_Hero] ...? Oops, wrong one....
[Uber_100%_Power_Evil_Emporer] zomg
Super_Sayajin_Godmodding_Hero puts Tony down, and grabs Evil Emporer
[Uber_100%_Power_Evil_Emporer] nuuuuuu
Uber_100%_Power_Evil_Emporer evades
[Uber_100%_Power_Evil_Emporer] muahaha
[Super_Sayajin_Godmodding_Hero] Curses!
[Uber_100%_Power_Evil_Emporer] haha!
[Uber_100%_Power_Evil_Emporer] time for you to die!
Uber_100%_Power_Evil_Emporer uses the "Ultimate wait a long time to use suspenseful uber strike of doom"
[Uber_100%_Power_Evil_Emporer] haha!
[Uber_100%_Power_Evil_Emporer] you are almost dead now!
Super_Sayajin_Godmodding_Hero waits for the "Ultimate wait a long time to use suspensful uper strike of doom"
[Super_Sayajin_Godmodding_Hero] Curses! What will I do for the next 10 minutes!!!
Uber_100%_Power_Evil_Emporer gets ready to use it
[Uber_100%_Power_Evil_Emporer] muahaha
[Uber_100%_Power_Evil_Emporer] within 5 minutes, you will be toast
[Super_Sayajin_Godmodding_Hero] I must stop this, for the sake of mankind, no, the sake of the world, NO, the sake of the UNIVERSE!!!!
[Uber_100%_Power_Evil_Emporer] zomg
[Uber_100%_Power_Evil_Emporer] don't forget the parallel universes
[Super_Sayajin_Godmodding_Hero] For the sake of ALL EXISTANCE!!! GRAAAAA!!!!
[Uber_100%_Power_Evil_Emporer] nuuuuu
[Uber_100%_Power_Evil_Emporer] I'm not ready yet!
Super_Sayajin_Godmodding_Hero is known as Super_Sayajin_Godmodding_Hero_Lv7
[Uber_100%_Power_Evil_Emporer] omfg
[Uber_100%_Power_Evil_Emporer] no
[Uber_100%_Power_Evil_Emporer] how can he be this strong!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!
[Super_Sayajin_Godmodding_Hero_Lv7] Super....
[Super_Sayajin_Godmodding_Hero_Lv7] ...duper...
[Super_Sayajin_Godmodding_Hero_Lv7] ...ultimate....
[Super_Sayajin_Godmodding_Hero_Lv7] ...final....
[Super_Sayajin_Godmodding_Hero_Lv7] finishing....
[Super_Sayajin_Godmodding_Hero_Lv7] ....ending....
[Super_Sayajin_Godmodding_Hero_Lv7] ....uber...
[Super_Sayajin_Godmodding_Hero_Lv7] ...death...
[Super_Sayajin_Godmodding_Hero_Lv7] ....beam...
[Super_Sayajin_Godmodding_Hero_Lv7] ...BLAST!!!
[Uber_100%_Power_Evil_Emporer] NNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Uber_100%_Power_Evil_Emporer is vanquished
Uber_100%_Power_Evil_Emporer is known as Dead
Super_Sayajin_Godmodding_Hero_Lv7 is known as Super_Godmodding_Underdog_Hero
Super_Godmodding_Underdog_Hero passes out
Dead is known as Ghost_of_Evil_Emporer
[Ghost_of_Evil_Emporer] you think you have won
[Super_Godmodding_Underdog_Hero] I...did...it....
[Ghost_of_Evil_Emporer] but I'll be back
[Ghost_of_Evil_Emporer] someday
Ghost_of_Evil_Emporer is known as Dead
[Super_Godmodding_Underdog_Hero] At long last....mankind, no, the world, no, the universe, no, ALL OF EXISTANCE, is saved....
Super_Godmodding_Underdog_Hero is known as Xero Bloodline

[Nightmare]

[Netzuko] I NEED MORE SPIRIT FUSIONS, IM LIKE HALF DONE WITH A XERO FUSION AND NOW YOU SAY I CANT USE IT?!
[Commander_Craft] LOLZ!
[Tony] ok, so your not getting a Xero spirit fusion. whats next on the list?
[Netzuko] I STARTED MAKING LOTS OF THEM 2 WEEKS AGO
[XeroBloodline] Netto, you constantly complain about "Xero groupies" and now you wanna be one?
[Commander_Craft] Xero, has the towns started loading for you yet?
[Netzuko] xero fusion = net with xero powers not groupie
[XeroBloodline] That just proves you want to be me, Netto...=)
[XeroBloodline] And no, the town hasn't worked for me yet.
[Netzuko] ...it's for my sprite, and it's part of the story
[Netzuko] town?
[XeroBloodline] The Gaia Towns.
[Netzuko] what about it?
[Netzuko] i dont think they're all that
[HZ] ...
[HZ] I must work on my comic
[XeroBloodline] I wouldn't know. It freezes at the title screen.
[Netzuko] its not that good
[Tony] blah, blah, blah
[Netzuko] so you get to walk around big deal
[XeroBloodline] Even still, I haven't b there yet. I was just curious.
[Netzuko] ok back to the spirit fusion thing, I want one for every person I know and that is in my comic, not just you
[Netzuko] why do oyu think i want a majeh one?
[XeroBloodline] Just admit it, you want to be me....=)
[XeroBloodline] You wish to be as cool as me. =)
[Netzuko] -_-
[Tony] just say it
[Netzuko] sorry I'm happy with medium length hair
[XeroBloodline] Its a whole lot better to be like me than to be a Vilex clone.
[Netzuko] ...
[Netzuko] you starting this again?
[XeroBloodline] I never stopped. =)
[HZ] ...
[Netzuko] do we have to randomly break out into another fight? Cuz I dont enjoy those
[XeroBloodline] Relax, I'm just messin with you.
[Netzuko] Same here =)
[Tony] gold chocobo?
[HZ] ...
[Netzuko] ...
[XeroBloodline] Just admit you wanna be me, and I'll CONSIDER letting you do the spirit fusion.
HZ has a gold chocobo
[Netzuko] I can't admit to something that's not true
Tony beats HZ to death
[Tony] say it
[XeroBloodline] Ok, think about how good a guitar player I am....
[Netzuko] although if by like you you mean as skilled in guitar playing then yes i do
[Netzuko] but I dont want to be a xero clone
[XeroBloodline] And you wish you worked in my line of work, bands and strip clubs, don't you?
[Tony] who doesnt?
[Netzuko] what sane teenage boy doesn't?
[XeroBloodline] So, you've got all the important parts already. Just say it, and we'll all be happy. =)
[Netzuko] women, booze, music..awesome life
[HZ] ...
[Netzuko] >.>
[Tony] say it, or be shoveled
HZ is eating a chocolate bar
[Netzuko] no I dont wanna talk like you or look like you etc etc
[Netzuko] guitar ok cuz i like that and strip clubs...women im a perv
[XeroBloodline] What's wrong with talking like me? I speak very dignified, most of the time.
[Netzuko] i like being myself
[XeroBloodline] Its better than f*ck this and f*ck that all the time.
[XeroBloodline] As far as looking like me, no, you can't look like me, even I wish to remain one of a kind.
[Netzuko] i curse when im pissed
[XeroBloodline] You must be pissed alot....=)
[Netzuko] yes
[Netzuko] you finally got it:P
[Netzuko]
[XeroBloodline] You really need to chill out some, relax, quit worrying so much. Ya know, be like me. =)
[Netzuko] >.>
Netzuko puts on shades "happy?"
[Yuri_Yuki] >.>;
Netzuko takes them off
[XeroBloodline] Gotta say it.
HZ is spriting
[Netzuko] i refuse to lie like this
HZ is known as HZ(spriting)
[XeroBloodline] Just say "I wanna be like Xero."
[XeroBloodline] "...when I grow up." =)
[Netzuko] ...
[XeroBloodline] Ok, scratch the last part....
[Netzuko] >.>
[Yuri_Yuki] -Cough.-
[Yuri_Yuki] <.<
[Tony] say it
Netzuko kicks tony's crotch
[Netzuko] stfu
[XeroBloodline] Eh, if you don't wanna do that spirit fusion, that's fine....
[Netzuko] gah
Tony uses the Jedi Mind Trick on net "You want to be like Xero."
[Netzuko] I need it or my comic doesn't end
[XeroBloodline] Then just say it. =)
Netzuko still has spirit aura up so blocks tony's tricks
Tony uses the Jedi Mind Trick on net "You want to be like Xero."
Netzuko blinks at tony
[Netzuko] do you wanna lose your testicles tony?
[Tony] maybe
[Netzuko] if I say I do it's all gonna end up blowing in my face like it usually happends
[Netzuko] ...
[Commander_Craft] Ill say it if i can have a cookie
Netzuko steps away from tony
[Netzuko] you're not important
[Commander_Craft] SO!!
[Tony] just say it and get it over with
[XeroBloodline] I promise you it won't be as bad as being a Vilex clone.
[Commander_Craft] free cookie then
[Netzuko] no
[Netzuko] Im not gonna have people calling me Xero #2 here and there
[Commander_Craft] i like cookies =)
[Netzuko] I think you're cool and stuff but I like being myself
[Tony] JUST SAY IT ALREADY!
[Netzuko] the guitar skill will come to me with practice
[XeroBloodline] They won't, I'll make sure of it. There's nothing wrong with wanting to be like me. =)
[Yuri_Yuki] >.>
[Commander_Craft] ...*walks off to play mmx4*
Commander_Craft is known as CraftMMX4
[Netzuko] as for strip clubs and stuff well maybe I'll be working there when im 21 or so
[Netzuko] just to see what its like
[Yuri_Yuki] "I wanna be like Xero when I grow up." ?
[Netzuko] that wasnt me
[Yuri_Yuki] I know.
XeroBloodline gives Yuri a cookie
[Yuri_Yuki] <.<
[Yuri_Yuki] -Nibbles the cookie.-
[Yuri_Yuki] ^ ^
[Netzuko] lol
[Yuri_Yuki] Arigato.
Netzuko laughs at everything
[Netzuko] I gotta stop laughing at every little thing
[XeroBloodline] So are you gonna say it or not? Cause I kinda have things to do.
[Netzuko] if I become xero I give up on being myself, and I like being me
[XeroBloodline] I'm not saying you become me, I'm just saying you be like me.
[Netzuko] you enjoy my suffering dont you?
[XeroBloodline] Just say "I wanna be like Xero." Its that simple.
[Yuri_Yuki] >.>
[Yuri_Yuki] You're just saying it.
[Netzuko] -_-
[Yuri_Yuki] You don't have to mean it.
[Yuri_Yuki] <.<;
[Yuri_Yuki] But, he is cool..xD
[Netzuko] see, online people assume you mean everything
[Netzuko] yeah but i prefer to become cool as myself
[XeroBloodline] No, YOU assome people mean everything.
[Yuri_Yuki] I'm already cool. Muahahahahaha.
[Tony] not with me they dont
[Yuri_Yuki] <.<
[XeroBloodline] You take life way too seriously sometimes, Netto.
[Netzuko] if i become like xero and become cool then it's xero that's cool not me
[Yuri_Yuki] >.>;
[Netzuko] thus nothing changes
[Yuri_Yuki] So?
[Yuri_Yuki] xD
[XeroBloodline] That's just how great my coolness is. My coolness becomes your coolness.
[Tony] ...
[Netzuko] I want to create my own coolness
[XeroBloodline] Then you can experiment with it, and turn it into this whole 'nother level of cool. =)
[XeroBloodline] A cool far greater than yours or mine alone.
[Yuri_Yuki] We are the champiooooooons.
[Yuri_Yuki] >.>;
[XeroBloodline] Well....maybe not mine, but yours at least. =)
[Tony] you actually thinking about this? heres a tip, dont think.
[Netzuko] you're just making this seem like a good thing when in reality something bads gonna happen
[Netzuko] I just know it
[Yuri_Yuki] O-o;
[Yuri_Yuki] Pfft.
[Yuri_Yuki] >.O He does think too much/
[XeroBloodline] You're worrying too much. Yuri said it, and nothing bad's happened to her.
[Netzuko] o wait i get it
[XeroBloodline] Hell, she even got a cookie out of the deal.
[XeroBloodline] And you'll be getting a spirit fusion.
[Yuri_Yuki] Lol.
[Netzuko] you want me to become a xero wannabee so I cant call others that then huh?
[Tony] the sooner it starts the sooner people will forget about it
[XeroBloodline] You want the truth, Netto?
[Netzuko] sure go ahead
[XeroBloodline] I hope you don't say it, cause I'm having way too much fun dragging this out of you. =)
[Yuri_Yuki] Hehe.
[Netzuko] ...
[XeroBloodline] The longer you keep it going, the more fun I have. =)
[Netzuko] XEro mind tricks working
[Netzuko] >o
[Netzuko] >.O
[Netzuko] O.<
[Netzuko] ...must...end...xero's...fun...
[XeroBloodline] I am a genius....=)
Netzuko opens his mouth to say something
[Yuri_Yuki] Lolz.
[Yuri_Yuki] <.<;
Netzuko drops his head down and mutters "I wanna be like Xero...
[XeroBloodline] AH HA!!!! XERO GROUPIE!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XeroBloodline falls out of his chair laughing
Netzuko has just lost all pride he had left

[Nightmare]

Majeh curses as he can't find his copy of Final Fantasy tactics
[NightmareMMZero] did you check under the couch?
[Majeh] <_<;;
[NightmareMMZero] well, did you?
[Majeh] ....no
[NightmareMMZero] I bet it's there
[Majeh] ...Why the hell would it be under the couch!?
[NightmareMMZero] how should I know?
[Majeh] -_-;;
[NightmareMMZero] All I know is that stuff gets under there
[NightmareMMZero] Did you check? Was it there?
[NightmareMMZero] XD
[Majeh] Of course it wasnt there!
[NightmareMMZero] worth a shot eh?
[NightmareMMZero] XD
[NightmareMMZero] Majeh, check the night stand
[NightmareMMZero] it may be there
Majeh chooses to scavange through his brothers room instead
Majeh gives up
[Majeh] TT_TT
[NightmareMMZero] uhh
[NightmareMMZero] check the night stand?
[NightmareMMZero] >.<;
[Majeh] -_-;;
[NightmareMMZero] ooo
[NightmareMMZero] did you check -in- the couch?
[NightmareMMZero] stuff always get's lost in there
[Majeh] I'm NOT checking the couch..
[NightmareMMZero] why not?
[NightmareMMZero] I bet its there
[Majeh] -_-;;
[NightmareMMZero] >.<;
[Majeh] HURAAH! I FOUND IT!
[NightmareMMZero] whare was it?
[NightmareMMZero] In the couch?
[NightmareMMZero] XD
[Majeh] yes. It was in the couc- OF COURSE IT WASNT IN THE COUCH! > .o;;
[NightmareMMZero] oh
[NightmareMMZero] >.<
[NightmareMMZero] where was it then?
[Majeh] in a ps2 game case
[NightmareMMZero] cool?
[NightmareMMZero] and the ps2 case was in the couch?
[Majeh] ...*Eyetwitch*
[NightmareMMZero] XD
[Majeh] GRAAAAHHHHH!!! *Mauls NMMZ*
[NightmareMMZero] owie

[Ztrl]

One for Skirt Steak XD

[J.Y.]

OMG Undergod is Xero.

Uber!! UBER!!!!!!!!

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