Puella Magi Silvera Magica - Arc Uno

[Sorrum]

It was the first day of springtime in the high tech city of Meribia. Humans, elves, dragons, and beast men all co-existed peacefully in the metropolis. Silver Pendragon, a 15 year old girl with long black hair and blue eyes who would be starting her first day of high school today, was sleeping in late, as usual.. when suddenly her bedroom door kicked open!

"SILVER! YOU GET UP AND GET YOUR BUTT TO THE FRONTIER HIGH SCHOOL RIGHT NOW!!" her mother screamed at her. Silver jumped up in shock! and fell on the floor.. she rolled up in her blanket and rolled under her bed.
"Five more minutes, mom...." she said, trying to fall back asleep! Her mother glowed with a dark aura, and as if she grew three heads multi colored blasts shot from her head and destroyed the bed! "I SAID NOW! YOU'RE ALREADY LATE!"

Silver hurriedly got into her uniform, a blue, gold, and white unifrom typicaly seen in anime like inuyasha and ran out the door, chewing on toast. She ran past people, jumped over kids, and knocked down old people as fast as she could, until she eventually tripped and fell flat on her face. "Hey, are you alright?" a voice asked. She looked up at the ovice. it Was a tall boy her age maybe a year older with long black hair and spiky black hair with his arm in cast. He reached out his hand to her and said "let me help you" he said but Silver said um no thats okay I've got to get to school! and with that she ran off. "Geez he was nice I shouldn't have been so rude!" she said.

"Silver, why don't you just transform and fly to school?" a voice said. Appearing next to her shoulder in a ball of black light was a small, red dragon like creature with red hair covering his one visible, golden shiny eye. "If you transform here we can get to school before the gates close!"

"No, Celestrus!" another voice said. Appearing on Silvers other shoulder in a white light was a small dragon with black hair covering his shiny green eye. "If she transformed here then the Mages would know! And frankly, if she can't even run right she's going to crash and burn into a building when she flies!"

"Aaaah, shut up Enfurnus you mean!" Silver cried. She didn't have transforming down yet anyway but ever since these two came around talking about some prophecy they've made her nervous. She was ok with being late because she didnt really care about school. She just wanted to stay home and read manga, but her mom wouldn't let her. FInally after running for she was at the school.

The crystal wall gates were attended by a man with pink hair and a purple vest. It wasn't school uniform for staff so she was curious. "Late huh? Don't worry about it, there have been other people who've been late today. Since it's your first day, I'll cut you a break." The man said. Silver thanked him and he walked in. The man grinned. "With this job I can easily gather information about my mission.." as his glasses lit up and covered his eyes anime style

Silver hadn't been here before, she was a transfer student. And to be late on her first day!! She was sure to get scolded. But she walked into the office, where an old granmda was sitting behind her desk. "Oh, hello dear." Her plaque read Mrs. Igor. "You must be the new dragon girl student we missed earlier. Your class room was going to be in hallway arc 3, but now you'll be sitting in hallway arc 5. See, we call the rooms in here arcs... don't worry about it." Silver nodded and ran off!

Celestrus and Enfurnus popped up once more before Silver went inside her calssroom because she was hesitatnt! "Don't worry about it, they're just new people you don't even have to worry about it! You don't have to talk to them if you don't want to." Silver gulped and opened the door but was hit by a wave of water!

"Ahahahaha! Student Council President Frida Nyharlololol, you'll never take me and my pirate boys gang down!" A man wearing a pair of girls underwear on his head and a red school uniform washed by on a surfboard and disappeared down the hallway, followed by an elf girl in a much better looking uniform than Silver was wearing. "Calico you piece of crap!" She yelled, but stopped after seeing Silver washed up against the wall. "Hey, are you alright?" she asked. The elf girl was slightly taller than her and had long blonde hair that she kept out of her face with a hair band that had little wings on it. Silver nodded, getting up. "Y-yeah."

"First day? Well, don't let that guy give you the wrong impression, this is a nice place to be. Come, let me help you to your classroom. Oh, it's actually this one? she said, helping Silver into the classroom. Inside, the classroom looked normal despite the desks being in disarray from whatever commotion had just went on. A bunch of students were moving their desks back in place, there was a giant robot in pieces in the corner, and the teacher was crying at his desk. Frida lead Silver to the teacher. "Mr. Vicster? This is Silver, she's the transfer who we were missing!" The crying teacher quit his sobbing and wiped his face off on his shirt. "Oh uh, hey there honey. Go ahead and introduce yoruself to the class." The man was strikingly handsome but his silver hair and silvery skin made him look sickly. And for whatever reason he was crying made him look like a big baby..

"Uhm..." Silver said, standing in front of the class that was now returning to normal. "My name is.. uhm.. S-s-Silver Pendragon.. I'm a 15 year old girl.. my favorite candy is licorice and I like.. uh.. snakes." The class murmured. "She likes snakes? That's definitely weird. What a werido." Silver felt embarassesd that they thought she was weird but it was okay she didn't know how long she'd be here since her family moved around anyway. She noticed then that the boy she met earlier with the broken arm was there in her classroom. He waved to her, and she smiled a bit. She went to sit by him, but was stopped short. "Hey Silver? We have assigned seats in this class.." the teacher stopped her.

"Oh, um okay. where do I sit?" "You can sit next to the other transfer student, Terra, over there." He pointed at a girl by the window. The girl had short dyed black hair that looked like flames, she was wearing a black leather jacket and skirt with metal plates on them, steel toed boots and thick makeup that covered her face. She looked over at Silver with a cold stare that said don't talk to me. Silver freezed, but after a moment the girl waved her hand and smirked at her. "Come on, this seat by me is open." Silver felt more commanded than invited, so she just quickly took the seat in front of the girl. With that, she waited for the class to start.

Mr. Vicster and Frida stood at the front of the class. "Frida, do you have anything else you want to say to the class before we go over the course syllabus?"

"I do, as a matter of fact!"

April fools!

[Sorrum]

Meanwhile, in cool guy headquarters.

Calico flicked his zippo and looked over at Sarah. "Hey uh. that robot sucked can we get another one" and she said ya. Quickly he folded his homework into a football and shot it out of a cannon.

"Sup dude" said a voice. Calico looked around and saw noneotherthan his former roommate Skud. Skud was tall and had nice hair and sunglasses and no shirt or pants. He looked awesome. awesome calico sia.d "Is it my time to enter the series yet?" Skud asked. Calico shook his head. "No but you can stay here until it's time." Sarah was already naked.

Hours later Silver thought she was getting a hang of it in classes. The dragons weren't annoying her too much and the girl Terra actually was nice and even had cookies but she only gave silver one. Silver nommed and watched Mr. Alrikkerson write on the board. He had trouble finding the right chalk and kept saying he was missing one, but nobody knew what he was talking about. Frida looked over and took a cookie, Terra was fine with it. "whats the next class?" Terra asked. "We're going to the field next."

In the field all the students gathered there was some with names and osome not. There was a bunch of students out in the field when suddenly everything shifted and they were all sitting in some kind of stadium. A big fat naked guy wearing underwear walked out and started yelling. "Welcome to school I am principal Fueg we are happy to have you here." Terra laughed and said he was awesome but cast guy's arm hurt bad. "This is my son his name is Arnoldien"

From the ground a tall boy rose and walked out of a coffin he was really fraeking cool. He was smoking a cigarette that he lit with his zippo that was shaped like a baby dragon it looked like it moved a little it would be revealed later that it was actually alive. He said you suckchode dad and Fueg looked mad but he let him go sit without yelling at him. "We are going to train you to be good with magic and stuff!" everyone cheered so hard they fell asleep for two months.

Back in class Frida's pen broke because she hit Silver with it and she looked jaded about it but said whatever Silver was sleepwalking and breaking things. Suddenly zombies were everywhere, Terra skated through them and punched one and it exploded. Everyone gathered in the main hallway and started fighting but people got bit and died. "The House is coming down after us" Terra said. She then told them her backstory and said she had to transfer because of them Silver understood kinda because she had to transfer too. Celestrus and Enfurnus appeared. You have no friends they said transform

Silver was upset and then transformed into a dragon but it was a really strong dragon. She started biting the zombies heads off and then this big one came out and she bit it's head off too and then it died also. Silver stumbled around a bit and then the boy with the cast reappeared and started to rub her head and she felt better all of a sudden. She asked him his name and he said Ryan and they were cool she like him now. Frida said Terra didn't have to move and she could stay at her house if she wanted to but her dad's in jail she said it was like ok and then terra told her about her parents being dead and Frida didn't know what to say besides maybe you need a job.

Meanwhile on the moon a guy watched it all through his evil cameras in peoples eyes he was pretty much quiet and didn't want to make his move yet. He looked at this one guy who lived in town and his camera was a blur because all he did was eat at hotdog competitions while invisible. He didn't know why he had that but he did. He turned off that tv and went back to wathcing silver for the magic power she had he knew it would be trouble so he had to keep an eye on her he'd send his friend to kill her soon he guessed but would watch for now.

[Swim]

Lunch was kind of weird. After defeating the zombies they all went to the cafeteria. Silver wanted to sit next to Ryan but Seats were assigned again and so Silver took her tray from Lunchlady Honeyfarm and went to sit between Terra and Student Council President Frida Nyharlololol. Silver wasn't very hungry but Frida said that if she didn't eat all the fish on her plate they'd make her go sit in the corner of shame andso she ate her fish. Mr. Vicster was already in the corner of shame because he hadn't eaten any fish. Instead he opened his mouth really wide and inhaled nine people like a vacuum cleaner. Now he was crying again and looking real embarrassed. But Hien the new boy ate all of Mr. Vicster's fish and Principal Fueg gave him a ribbon that said "student of the month."

Then hallmonitor Buck ran over to Silver's table, he looked really mad. He said "Terra you need to put that cigarette out right now, it's not cool to smoke in the cafeteria!" And Terra said "Whatever. the smoke isn't even from my cigarette." Silver looked down and saw that Terra was sitting on the back of a motorcycle instead of her assigned seat on the bench, and Buck saw it too and shouted that you can't bring your motorcycle into the cafeteria but Terra didn't care. Silver looked and on the side of the motorcycle it said 'Blackfyre' and she thought that was a really cool name for a motorcycle. Then the smoke alarm went off and the sprinklers came on andgot everybody all wet.

just then a fish came flying through the air and hit Student Council President Frida Nyharlololol in the face. The boy wearing a red uniform with girls underwear on his head chuckled as his boys put another fish into the catapult they'd made that morning in shop class and launched it from three tables away. This time Frida jumped up on the table and caught the fish and bit its head off. Then she yelled "Calico! I will not forgive your transgressions! Your justice will come swiftly!" Then Terra flipped over the table and sent Frida flying over to Calico and she landed on his chest and began slapping him with the headless fish.

When lunch was over Mr. Vicster ran to the gym and jumped in the pool, and Principal Fueg said that wasn't ok because you need to wait at least 30 minutes after eating before you jump in.

[Vic Alriikerson]

In the pool, Mr. Vicster Alriikerson remembered a pool killed his mother and had ptsd. But there was a pool person and she made him super strong. So he cried so hard he went flying out of the pool. He landed head first on the hall monitor buck, and called him a 'buck-head'. He then took his lunch and went to the store for more fish.

After feeding half of the fish to Hien and giving him a gold star, Vicster ran into his wife. Only he didn't because she was dead. So he cried so hard he went flying back into the pool. He rememberes his ptsd. A pool killed his father. So he cried so hard he went flying through the walls back to his classroom. There he made a sandwich out of the fish and ate it. It reminded him of his mother.

So he cried so hard it tossed him back through the wall into Mr. Boltin's room. There he found his missing 6th chalk in Boltin's hands. Also Boltin was teaching electricity science. Mr. Vicster tried crying at Boltin, but he blocked it with formulas "E EQUALS EM CEE SQUARES!" Mr. Boltin shouted out. That's when Mr. Vicster remember math killed his dog. Empowered by Queen Puddlebutt, Mr. Vicster cried harder than ever and defeated Mr. Boltin. But his chalk was broken in the battle. So he cried his way all away around the world.

[Sorrum]

Student Council President Frida Nyharlolololol Wasn't sure anymore about things with her teacher he said a lot and then noclipped through walls and into the pool so she went to bed .

She had a dream they were on a boat and the boat got hit by another boat she wanted to find out who it was but there was clouds but she knew

Calico

She remembered her uncles friend or somethign and it made her upset so she beat up calico and cut off his arm and that was cool but then there was a rainbow. It took her to another world and then she was like oh terra and mr vicksterino and ryan and arnold were here too. They met some guys called nicksause and his friends had names too. TThey fought each other with cool jewerly but it was very heavy or something. They could do magic too and she was pumped up and then not. She got tackled by a fat guy and fell out of the ring. Mr Vicksburg beat up a child and terra punched a guy to death. the science teacher was there and he was really strong becausee he secretly was very strong from chemicals. afterward they thought it was cool and they liked the kid but her parents were awful for making her fight aqua said. Frida liked to be called aqua cuz she was c00l like that

when they got back they got drunk but not really because they were too young just dont tell anyone okay my mom might read this and i dont want to get grounded

[Swim]

Mr. Boltin got very annoyed after Mr. Vicster broke his chalk and knocked him down and got the floor all wet with his crying. He didn't even know why he had a piece of chalk in his room, because his room used a white board because Mr. Boltin actually had tenure. "Harumph! he said, dusting himself off and resuming his lecture. Now again regarding the science of time travel. speed equals distance divided by time. To solve for time use the formula for time, t = d/s which means time equals distance divided by speed. In order for Mr. Vicster to break the time barrier and go back to rescue his dead wife he would have to be crying at a rate of-

Mr. Boltin was interrupted by the snores of Student Council President Frida Nyharlolololol sleeping in the back of the Classroom. Mr. Boltin huffed and picked up a heavy book and went back and slammed it really loudly but she didnt wake up. Then Mr. Boltin got an idea. The other students all watched him shuffle back and forth along the carpeted floor (again Mr Boltin has tenure) and then he went back and shocked Aqua awake with Static electricity! "Harmph! he huffed. "Welcome back to the land of the living Student Council President Frida Nyharlolololol! What have we told you about bringing your bed to class? You set such a fine example for your classmates, I bet if you weren't up all night getting drunk and partying and trying not to dwell on the fact that your father is in jail you might not fall asleep in school! Why don't you come up to the whiteboard and solve the next formula for us?"

Student Council President Frida Nyharlolololol didn't know what to do but everyone was staring at her so she walked up to the front of the class and picked up a marker. She didn't know what they were talking about and all she could think of was beating up nicksause and his friends and she looked around for something that could save her because she didn't know what to do. That was when she noticed that slut Liz Beth kneeling under Mr. Boltin's desk probably waiting for him to come back so she could earn some extra credit. "MrBoltin Look!' Aqua said, and she pointed wildly outside "Your character integrity is getting away!"

"Good gracious not that!" mr boltin said and he slapped himself in the forehead. "That's where I keep my credibility and good taste!" Then he transformed into a swarm of bats and flew out the window. Aqua breathed a sigh of relief since that meant she wouldn't have to do math, but then one of the bats flew back in. "Homework! Read the entire textbook. There will be a quiz first thing tomorrooowwww!" And then he was gone.

[Swim]

After science class was over Aqua ran into the bathroom to probably cry about her dad being in jail and Terra went after her and gave her another one of her cookies. And Silver followed Terra in because she didn't know what she was supposed to be doing and then Terra left because it was too crowded in the stall with three people. So Terra went outside and into an alley behind the school and lit up another cigarette. Then she turned around and silver was there and she asked what are we doing out here Terra this doesn't look like our next class. Terra laughed and said "Ahahaha that question makes me laugh. I always skip this class period because this is the period where fight club meets out in this alley behind the school."

Silver exhaled sharply. This girl was such a rebel and extremely edgy. But what did she mean by fight club silver wondered. "Ahahaha another funny question" Terra said. "Organized sports are for jocks and posers and squares. At my old school we had boxing club, but they kicked me out after I beat everyone, so I blew it up. They got revenge by killing my parents and forcing me to transfer. And now I the only way I can feel anything at all is to fight kids with bears for hands."

Just then a kid with bears for hands stepped out of the back door and jabbed Terra in the face and she fell and smacked her head into a trash can. Then she got back up and roared and began punching the other kid back. Silvert was very confused about what was going on and she looked at her shoulders for Enfurnus and Celestrus to guide her, but they were busy cheering and watching the fight and then Terra won and Celestrus had to give Enfurnus five bucks for losing the bet. Terra loosened her grip on the other kid's neck, then walked over and punched a wall revealing a turkey dinner that she could use to heal her wounds.

But what would the principal say if he knew you were out here fighting and skipping class Silver wanted to know. "Oh I encourage it!" said a voice below her feet. Silver looked down and the principal fueg's head was sticking out of a hole in the ground and he pulled himself out and laughed heartily. "At my school we adjust the curriculum to meet the needs of each student and Terra is a gifted young lady who prefers a hands on method of learning." He and Terra looked at one another and shared another round of laughter. "AHAHAHAHA"

"The only rule of fight club is that I get to walk away with all the money," said a large bat who was sitting on a crate in the corner counting a stack of bills. Why was Mr. Boltin here and what money was he talking about? None of this made any sense to Silver and she walked away feeling very confused. Meanwhile the guy on the moon watched this all go down and he rubbed his hands together with glee. "Good," he said in his most evil and sinister voice. "Gooooooood."

[Sorrum]

The man in the pink hair and had orange jacket was named Vile and he. was waiting for the classes to end for the day but other things too. He saw the fight club in the alleyway behind the school where the biker chick fought a bear and the teachers were there it was okay he thought. He went around and into the car shop classes where they had boats too and found Calico. "Where's my dude" he said. Calico looked at him with utter puzzlemnt.

"DAMN" vile said enraged. oh crap hte princess Calico said. Vile said yo gimme a costume real quick. Vile dressed up like the schools mascot a little dragon and he had to be on all fours and it was Hien. HienVile stood in the way while Calico and Sarah went to go jump their getaway car. Vile said no you can't come in here if you're not enrolled in this class which Student Council President Frida Nyharlololol wasnt happy about so terra and silver were with her. They fought but Vile wielded the hien mascot suit with great skill and almost defeated them except for Ryan who drove Mr. Vile's car into one of the buildings' support beams. Vile was infuriated that he suddenly realized he didnt have insurance. He jumped out of the costume and said f this while no one was looking but came back later and said good job everyone you ran off that goon Calico. Nobody believed him but they met God afterward and never talked about it.

Frida was desperate to do things to forget about her dad being flogged in jail, so when she heard about a dark edge mage in the schools east wing stealing chickens she got all up on it. Her friends said they'd go with her and they did. calico flooded the hallway but jesus let them walk over it. terra was attacked by guys she moved away from because she didnt give them her lunch money but she hit them with sticky glue hotheads and they ran off screaming. A pig got loose from the janitor's closet and caught on fire and it was pretty much like what do you do about this. They wanted to keep going but stopped to talk about their feelings for the first time and then the guy running all of it thought it'd be a good idea to make a hilarious distraction thread.

[Sorrum]

Mr. Victoria switched between pieces of chalk and bouts of crying as he wrote on the board. He'd mumble about swords. Princess Aqua sat calmly, writing down the notes as he went. While wearing her armor which was her normal outfit but with her homecoming queen tiara on she was Princess Aqua and not Student Council President Frida Nyharlolololol and everyone knew this duh.

He looked back and said every one of his students was his friends because he didnt have any. They were concerned because he was in his 90s and was about to die even if he was an elf!! but only him. Fast forward to silver: she

Silver was asleep on a log as usual. when she woke up Student Council President Frida Nyharlolololol and ryan were in front of her but they had sunglasses on and the room was dark. They started yelling at her to confess. to what she said. to being dumb and emo. she said ya. then she went to sleep. but she woke up cuz ryan was crying his arm hurt. It was covered in plaque psoriasis. it needed to be amputated as well as hishead. Silver cried and went to sleep inside her dream.

She then saw a line of people. It was people she knew. her best friend frida who was her sister looked her in the eye and said whatchugonnadocry. she pat her head and walked off. then another person. then the next. everyone from school and hom.e her mom pet her three times and said die. she was like what and woke up.

My mom sucks Silver yelled super fudgeing loud. they had gone into the past now and were ninjas. Zombies attacked the town. the team grouped up and beat them up as usual. ryan looked super hot she thought. damn gotta get a piece. he said he wanted to fight the zombies but they already were. mr vic disappeared for about a year or two then came back two weeks laterr. Princess Aqua called her dad and he said he was in jail but she said nuh uh. he showed up with the whole jail on his back and said yeah huh then went back. big mad, she went home. her friends came too

[Swim]

Student Council President Frida Nyharlolololol was still kinda up in her own head. about her dad being in jail and some other things too that she didn't want the others to know so when they asked about it she. was like Whatever i'm good and she invited everyone over to party at her house because her parents weren't home. Andso everyone came to her house and Terra brought lots of booze with her because she knew and older kid who'd get them alcohol. Hien made some really good guacamole to share because he's the best boy and they all had a good time hanging out. and after awhile they went out back because that was where Frida's parents had a pool and it was wierd becuase there was a statue of her mom out back that had cheese coming out of it, and everyone said Student Council President Frida Nyharlolololol had really weird parents and like who even does that? Terra took the opportunity to remind everyone that her parents were dead, and they all got into the hot tub.

Everyone was having a great time. and then Silver showed up. Student Council President Frida Nyharlolololol hadn't invited her because she wasn't sure how popular the girl was going to be. and also because Silver ran out of their last class of the day and no one knew where she went. Silver didn't even know there was going to be a party, she was just flying around and probably sad about something and then Celestrus was screaming in her ear and trying to help her steer but she crashed into the pool and ruined everything but for some reason people were cool with it so they lit a fire and started telling stories and then Ryan pulled some crystal out of his sleeve and they weren't sure if he was going to smoke it or what he was up to

Frida said they should play some drinking games so they threw some balls at plastic cups for awhile and Terra won because everyone else was a lightweight and Hien had already passed out from having too much he stole Arnold's drinks when he wasn't looking and so they started to play truth or dare. Silver wasn't sure if she wanted to play because she didn't feel like answering any questions. but she did want to take a turn and so that she could dare Terra and Student Council President Frida Nyharlolololol to kiss because that would be really funny and maybe then they'd dare her and Ryan to do something but he was still snorting crystal and rubbing his arm and so she just sat quietly for now.

Terra finished the last of her drink and. she got her cup and went back inside to make another and when she got to the kitchen Mr Vicster was in there and he was yelling at the refrigerator that it was dangerous and probably going to kill some guys named Peter and Ed and he ripped the door off its hinges and was making a mess and so Terra got up in his face and clapped him on the shoulder and said Bruh. Why're you trashing Student Council President Frida Nyharlolololol's parent's house. The hell is wrong with you this refrigerator keeps my drinks cold" and she sounded really mad so Mr. Vicster ran into the bathroom to cry some more.

It was at this time that the lid of the trash can began to open on its own and an older man with thin gray hair began to rise out of a hidden passage inside and he said I am Neckless the Butler, and I am definitely not the one that betrayed Lord Nyharlololol. And Terra said that's cool I guess, you can clean up the mess that Mr Vicster made. and she helped herself to some jerky and cheese wiz, and took her six pack and went back outside to join everyone else.

[Swim]

It was the next day when Terra opened her eyes again and she. found herself passed out in a pile of laundry. Itt felt like she'd been asleep for a really long time, maybe a couple of years even. She slid the closet door open and saw the room decorated with pink sparkly unicorn plushies and other things. and realized this must be Student Council President Frida Nyharlolololol's bedroom. TThis makes no sense, why did I fall asleep in the closet and whose underwear do I have on my head?" Terra wondered

And her head hurt when she tried to remember what had happened last night because maybe she'd had too much to drink and maybe she shouldn't have tried to impress everyone by doing the third kegstand from up in a tree, but it really did feel like last night's events were hazy like they'd happened a really long time ago. She checked her phone to see what time it was and apparently she'd drunk dialed her ex, that one guy she went to prom with one time and hadn't talked to since andshe didn't remember anything like that happening.

Soshe went downstairs and Neckless the Butlet was making them breadfast but Terra asked him to make eggs instead. She looked around andsaw Ryan and Student Council President Frida Nyharlolololol sitting at the table. and they both looked as tired and hungover as she was and they didn't say anything for a long time but breakfast was actually pretty good though. Arnoldeen and Mr McVic were gone and Silver was hanging from the chandelier still asleep somehow.

Student Council President Frida Nyharlolololol told the others about a weird dream she'd had about going into a cave and falling into a bottomless pit and when she hit the bottom there was a boy andhe had some chicken and Student Council President Frida Nyharlolololol knew they were in danger from something so she quickly remembered that she had the power to manipulate cheese and so she did and they escaped. Then she went outside and demonstrated her new powers of cheesebending in front of the the queso statue of her mom. It made her sad to look at the statue so she formed the cheese to look like her mother and gave the queso mom a hug.

"Wow that's crazy," Terra said as she sat back down with Ryan and Student Council President Frida Nyharlolololol who was now covered in queso. "in my dream Mr. Vicston and I were just hitting each other a whole bunch."

That's it? Asked Ryan. "Well he was crying a bunch and said some mean things about Student Council President Frida Nyharlolololol's dad and so I told him to knock it off, and that maybe he'd be a better teacher and not give us so much homework if he went to therapy. andso we started fighting because all I know is physical therapy. And it went on for so long that everyone else got bored and left."

Just then the schoolbus came up and it was being driven by a moose named Sam anehe said get in everyone it's time for school. And Student Council President Frida Nyharlolololol said fudge that noise, it's Saturday but Sam was insistant andso he went and got everyone including Silver and threw them into the bus. There were other kids there too like Dirk and Luke and Emma and they said hello and some other things too but they were all too hungover to pay attention.

When they got to the school they said everyone go to the auditorium for special announcement and the Mayor Barr was there and he said "I have promoted principle Fueg to gym teacher, and now Mr Silnai is your new principal! Also. Mr Boltin was fired for using the school facility to make crystal meth and so his daughter Arlyn is going to be the new science teacher."Ryan went very quiet and quickly hid his arm under his coat because he also had some crystal and didn't want to get caught.

Just then the roof was blown off the auditorium because actually this scene makes more sense if they were outside. Because Mr. Boltin stood up and laughed and revealed that he had constructed his own school next door to this one but also up in the sky. "Muhahaha, my new flying school is better than your school because it is flying!" he shouted. "Also it has a static electricity cannon!" Mr Boltin fired the cannon and he. gave everyone in school static hair that stood up at weird angles the whole day and all the time that day when people were touching anything they'd get zapped from the static electricity. Some people like Calico got really good at zapping other people and Mr Boltin came down later and said those people would get a gold star and extra credit and could join his school if they wanted.

Terra noticed that Mr. Boltin's school was floating because of a fan strapped underneath it that she was pretty sure they had in the living room of her old house before it burned down. "That's kind of weird." said Silver, "But I guess we'll have to see what's up with that later." And they never did.

Later that day theyall went to science class and like it said Arelyn was the new teacher there. "How can you be a teacher?" Student Council President Frida Nyharlolololol protested with much confusion "we're both 16!" "Shut it up you! My dad says I'm the new science teacher, I'm the Boss so be quiet or I'll give you detention!" Student Council President Frida Nyharlolololol was shocked. Arlyn used to be her best friend but it seemed like a little bit of authority had gone to her head and kind of made her bitchy. But it turned out she was actually really smart and she taught the class how to make explosions and poison gas, and Hein also made some gas that smelled really bad and they all laughed. Vafiel Barr was in the class with them and he. learned how to make a pipe bomb and he brought it home to show his dad what he'd made andthe bomb went off and killed Mayor Barr. And everyone got really mad for some reason and blamed Student Council President Frida Nyharlolololol's dad even though he was still in jail.