What would your private security forces look like?

[Tony]

something i saw on another forum.

If you were rich as hell and wanted security, what would the security look like? Describe and maybe a picture, if they exist.

mine would look like this. surprised? didn't think so.

[Frozt]

If any of you have played Metroid Fusion...*snicker snicker*

I'd have a large supply of R-107 rogue security robots to defend me. Of course, these security robots aren't mindless idiots. They adapt, and survive. And they have a sh*tload of attacks. If they get through the first wave of R-107 robots...there's always plan B.

Go, my colony of mutated, overgrown, hungry, Phazon-breathing Omega Metroids!

[Nightmare]

I'd have a security system where when you open the door, a shotgun fires at the doorway. XD

If not that, then a bunch of robotic-venomous chimps.

[Vilex]

nightmaremmzero said:

I'd have a security system where when you open the door, a shotgun fires at the doorway. XD

If not that, then a bunch of robotic-venomous chimps.

*Is reminded of Saw II*

I'd proboly put alot of idiotic 'creatures' or 'things', whatever I can conjur up, and make them say the stupidest things, people will become retarted >.>;.

[Sonic]

Id have those "monster closets" from Doom 3 where the monsters just pop outta nowhere and kill/scare the crap out of you

[Fusion]

ED-209s from the movie Robocop.

[RELLIK]

meh id have a whole lotta strippers. just seduce the bad guys. well sorta.. then when theyre gettin a lap dance kick em in da face and break their neck. so yah i guess ill take charlies angels.

[swimstud600]

Ya but if you had a bunch of strippers protecting you, someone could easily buy them off and kill you. Just show them the money and their loyalty to you is gone.

I'd go with an army of HK droids personally.

[RELLIK]

not charlies angels. and if that were to happen id modify them and make sure theyre all blondes with big breasts. (you may have herd women with big breasts dont get as much oxygen to there head. and we all get the clonde part)
still i suppose theyd be too stupid to protect me.
0-o what would happen if it was the time a de month? *gets slapped*
ok id get chuck norris.

[swimstud600]

Chuck Norris is a safe bet. But ask yourself, why would Chuck Norris work for you?

[RELLIK]

cuz id danle a twinky over his head. its not like you could program a bunch of droids to protect you.

[swimstud600]

Ya you could, if you made them. HK hates all life with a passion except for his maker.

[RELLIK]

i hope hk's maker aint rene russo. and if thats the case ill kill hk and her.
but seriously id have a ch. inside my head. his name is Stax. sry cant really show you.

[flamingingo]

nightmaremmzero said:

I'd have a security system where when you open the door, a shotgun fires at the doorway. XD

If not that, then a bunch of robotic-venomous chimps.

HAHAHAHAHA i remember this!!!!!

i have an army of Possesed Dogs kinda like my real dog Cami!!

[Klyde]

mine would look like normal people but have blue blood and be hard to kill.

oh, and they would have proboscis.