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Post by Goku Goku Gadget Saiyan on Sept 17, 2006 21:48:37 GMT -5
Well, what is it? I'm a Taurus.
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Post by swimstud600 on Sept 17, 2006 22:22:19 GMT -5
I'm Leo. Who was the 2nd Taurus?
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Post by SLA¥ΣR on Sept 17, 2006 22:55:53 GMT -5
I'm the third tarus
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Post by chaosnightmare on Sept 18, 2006 0:38:10 GMT -5
I don't understand???
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swimstud600
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Post by swimstud600 on Sept 18, 2006 0:39:03 GMT -5
How don't know what the zodiac signs are? When's your birthday, we'll figure out what you are.
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Post by Nightmare on Sept 18, 2006 0:42:23 GMT -5
I'm a Sagittarius. b^.-
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Post by Tony on Sept 18, 2006 0:45:11 GMT -5
what the purple man said. |
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Post by Captain SpExtacular on Sept 18, 2006 10:34:08 GMT -5
Aries, the god of war XD
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Post by Paranoid on Sept 18, 2006 17:02:35 GMT -5
aqarius...this guys with water XD
yea, thats sooo cool
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Post by Ruinaru on Sept 19, 2006 17:47:15 GMT -5
Scorpio iirc. B-day is in October.
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GIVE ME ALL YOUR COOKIES!!
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Post by flamingingo on Sept 19, 2006 22:21:48 GMT -5
Taurus and full of attitude.. ^^
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Post by Captain SpExtacular on Sept 21, 2006 12:05:46 GMT -5
Aquarius
There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus
Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day
Pisces
Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus
You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiots at work say
Aries
The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty pound watermelon in your colon
Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a hickey to Meryl Streep
Taurus
You will never find true happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it?
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
Gemini
Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence
Your love life will run into trouble when your fiance hurls a javelin through your chest
Cancer
The position of Jupiter says you should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud
Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test
Leo
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's face, oh no
Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quik
Virgo
All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you
Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled on a stick
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely
that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have
a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you,
but let me give you my assurance that these forcasts and predictions
are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have
to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of the is absolutely true.
Where was I?
Libra
A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented that you
Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts next week
Scorpio
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window
Work a little harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak
Sagittarius
All your friends are laughing behind your back (kill them)
Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine you've got hanging in your den
Capricorn
The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person, but you know they're lying
If I were you, I's lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave my house again
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (yay yay yay yay yay)
That's your horoscope for today
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Post by Morph on Sept 22, 2006 9:10:30 GMT -5
LAWLZ. Crazy song. Where did you get that?
Anyway, I'm Cancer.
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Post by Captain SpExtacular on Sept 22, 2006 11:57:27 GMT -5
XD Weird Al on Running with scisors lol.  |
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Post by J.Y. on Sept 22, 2006 17:04:26 GMT -5
I'm Gemini. Evil and double. Just imagine what'll happen if 2 of me were in the chat box....XD
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