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Post by t0y on Feb 3, 2007 11:38:54 GMT -5
I learned this as my days as a stoner. Coty: "Shwoo." me: "Shwoo? What is Shwoo?" Coty: "Shwoo is Shwoo. Shwoo is the ultimate state of being. To achieve Shwoo is to achieve everything there is, was, and ever will be. Shwoo is the Zen of Zen, Thought of Thoughts. It is not 'awesome.' It is Shwoo. This *holds up a bag of VERY top grade ganja* is Shwoo. Shwoo is the penultimate of penultimates. To injest Shwoo, is to become Shwoo. Behold, the power of Shwoo. *at this point my friend made a candle go out by itself using his will. there was no wind in the room.*" Me: ".........Shwoo." Coty: "He learns fast."
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Post by Frozt on Feb 3, 2007 11:42:06 GMT -5
"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people asking them."
I think I'm the stupid person he's mentioning.
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Post by Paranoid on Feb 3, 2007 14:04:41 GMT -5
"Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?"
George Lucas
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Post by t0y on Feb 3, 2007 16:16:24 GMT -5
JULES: We should have shotguns for this kind of deal. VINCENT: How many up there? JULES: Three or four. VINCENT: Counting our guy? JULES: I'm not sure. VINCENT: So there could be five guys up there? JULES: It's possible. VINCENT: We should have fck'n shotguns. And I hold true to this.
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Post by Brimstone on Feb 14, 2007 14:31:37 GMT -5
we all asume that we were created in gods image but i ask you this if a man was standing on wall street with a megaphone and was screaming out that god was a golf club would you belive him i think not. So when you die you go to heaven and god turns out to be a 9 iron you would be like "God why didnt you tell me" he would replay "I had a man stand on one of the busyest streets in the world with a megaphone Scream out that god was a golf club but know buddy listened to him because they thought he was crazy" my friend eric told me this one
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Post by Miguel on Feb 14, 2007 16:25:51 GMT -5
LOLAMUSED. Good one. Next time you see eric, give'im a 50 dollar bill and tell him it's from someone who thinks he Eric should be a comedian.
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Post by Model O MkII "DARK ELF!!" on Feb 19, 2007 1:45:25 GMT -5
Happy women make a happy village. ~Ashitaka, mononoke-hime
NOooooo~, Happy women makes a safe model...
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Post by SLA¥ΣR on Feb 19, 2007 10:35:43 GMT -5
"If you're bad with a gun, keep shootin' you'll eventually hit something"
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Post by Miguel on Feb 19, 2007 11:14:06 GMT -5
If a man wants a happy life, he needs a happy wife. ~ Jim Belushi on According to jim
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Post by Model O MkII "DARK ELF!!" on Feb 19, 2007 11:58:28 GMT -5
^aka dont piss ur wife off unless you want to die
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Post by Miguel on Feb 20, 2007 15:11:50 GMT -5
the marital process has three rings. The engagment RING The wedding RING And the suffer RING.
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Post by J.Y. on Feb 23, 2007 23:54:15 GMT -5
By JY: Accept whatever that cannot be changed, Change whatever that cannot be accepted.
By someone in a war, For your country, you must stand up and fight the enemy. Then, you and your enemy will bleed. However, you must not let the people bleed. THIS, is how we pass down the meaning of 'peace' to generations.
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Post by Model O MkII "DARK ELF!!" on Feb 25, 2007 14:04:00 GMT -5
Your so sexy, t.v.
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Post by The Emo Bunny on Feb 25, 2007 15:44:48 GMT -5
Genie:Thou Shall be granted three wishes. What is your first wish? Me(or somelike me):Video Games! Genie:Granted what is thy sec- me: Leave me alone!
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Post by Model O MkII "DARK ELF!!" on Feb 27, 2007 19:31:45 GMT -5
What goes around comes around and what comes around goes around, either way ur f ucked... ~I don know...
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