The Godmodding Weapons

[Nightmare]

This threads purpose is to explain the Godmodding Weapons that reign over the Zero Virus Community.

The Godmodding Weapons are items primarily wielded by The Staff of Zero Virus to add a unique touch to their moderation styles. These weapons overrule anything you might do, and you are to just accept your defeat at the hands of these said weapons. They also destroy all, don't ever think that there's anythingt you can do to withstand attack from these weapons.

I'll make a list of the different Godmodding Weapons...

The BanHammer
Xero's Gun
The Fire
The Shovel
Teh Newspaper
The Woodchipper
Others

[Nightmare]

The BanHammer

The BanHammer:

Wielder	Bossman
Abilities	Banning
Compatable with	N/A
Deadliness	7/10

The BanHammer is a Godmodding Weapon wielded by Bossman. The BanHammer is used for bannings, a simple bonk on the head with this hammer will ban a member from Zero Virus. Bossman doesn't usually use this weapon, since he's normally a peaceful person and doesn't frequent Zero Virus.

Miniature versions of this weapon are wielded by all the other Staff Members called Ban Sticks**¹.




**1: See Others for more details

[Nightmare]

Xero's Gun

Xero's Gun:

Wielder	Xero Bloodline
Abilities	Making you feel stupid, destruction of leg tissues
Compatable with	The Fire, The Shovel
Deadliness	5/10

Xero's Gun is a Godmodding Weapon wielded by Xero Bloodline. Xero's Gun isn't usually used for anything serious, and is more of a joke, so it's not particularly deadly on it's own. Xero's gun is usually just used by Xero Bloodline to shoot people in the leg when they do something stupid.

One thing that's best to remember, is that unless you're Vilex, it's impossible to dodge a legshot from Xero Bloodline, and attempting to do so counts as defying a Godmodding Weapon, which is considered disrespect towards the Staff and Zero Virus' Traditions. Trust me, it won't kill you to get shot in the leg over the internet. Real life is a different story.

[Nightmare]

The Fire

The Fire:

Wielder	Nightmare
Abilities	Burnating, Banning, Kicking, Laying Curses
Compatable with	Xero's Gun, The Shovel, Teh Newspaper
Deadliness	10/10

The Fire is a Godmodding Weapon wielded by Nightmare.

The Fire is a flame so hot that it can burnate absolutely anything. It is an infinate source of power and is considered the most deadly single Godmodding Weapon.

The Fire can "Burnate" things and people, this is the customary verb associated with being burned by The Fire, so only those wielding The Fire can burnate people/things.

Only Nightmare can wield The Fire on his own (the only exception to this rule is Toy who can wield 3% of The Fire's power.) The Fire's power can be temporarily lent to a person to dish out devestating attacks, but this will only happen if Nightmare wishes it.

A deadly ability The Fire posseses is The Curse of The Fire**¹, which is feared by many. Only Nightmare can place this curse.

Make no mistake, The Fire may be fire, but nothing can stop it. Fools coming forward and countering The Fire with things such as "The Water" is the leading cause of newbie burnation.





**1: See The Curse of The Fire for more details

[Nightmare]

The Shovel

The Shovel:

Wielder	Tony
Abilities	Banning, Kicking, Breaking skulls
Compatable with	The Fire, Teh Newspaper, Xero's Gun
Deadliness	7/10

The Shovel is a Godmodding Weapon wielded by Tony.

The Shovel is primarily used for random acts of violence and for hitting people for doing stupid things, but can also be used as a device for Chat Room kicks and forum bans, hence it's increased level of deadliness over Xero's Gun**¹.

Tony doesn't use The Shovel as much as many of the other Staff members use their Godmodding Weapons, but it's still a feared weapon.




**1: See Xero's Gun for more details

[Nightmare]

Teh Newspaper

Teh Newspaper:

Wielder	Ztrl
Abilities	Banning, Kicking, Smacking noses
Compatable with	The Fire, The Shovel
Deadliness	6/10

Teh Newspaper is a Godmodding Weapon wielded by Ztrl.

Teh Newspaper is usually just used to smack people on the nose and teach em a lesson when they do something bad, but it has been linked to forum bannings and chat room kicks in the past.

Though not particularly deadly, Teh Newspaper is unavoidable (unless you're Vilex) and usually gets the point across.

Teh Newspaper quite feared because of it's great compatability with The Fire**¹.




**1: See The Fire for more details

[Nightmare]

The Woodchipper

The Woodchipper:

Wielder	Majeh
Abilities	Kicking, Horrible Shredding of people
Compatable with	N/A
Deadliness	8/10

The Woodchipper is a Godmodding Weapon wielded by Majeh.

Oftenly just reffered to as "Majeh's Woodchipper", The Woodchipper is a woodchipper Majeh commonly uses in his very creative and descriptive acts of violence towards other members.**¹

The Woodchipper gains alot of points for deadliness because of the ways Majeh puts it to use, but despite it's high level of deadliness, there's not a whole lot it can do.

None the less, The Woodchipper is feared and many people have died at it's hands...er, blades?




**1: See Majeh and You for more details

[Nightmare]

Others

There are some other Godmodding Weapons that are either minor or are combinations of other Godmodding Weapons. There's not much to know about these weapons, but information will be provided none the less.

Other Weapons


The BanStick:

Wielder	All Staff Members
Abilities	Banning
Compatable with	N/A
Deadliness	7/10

Notes: Pretty much just a miniature version of Bossmans BanHammer, it's standard issue to Staff Members so they can ban members.


Bacon-Bob:

Wielder	JY
Abilities	Cutting People, Being Tasty
Compatable with	N/A
Deadliness	3/10

Notes: Oftenly reffered to as "Dual-B", Bacon-Bob is a Sword made of Bacon that was forged by Xero Bloodline and Nightmare, then given to JY. Not much can be said about this Godmodding Weapon other than it can kill you and it smells like pork.


Combination Weapons


The Fire Bullet:

Combination of	Xero's Gun, The Fire
Deadliness	13/10

Notes: When Nightmare lends the power of The Fire to Xero Bloodline, The Fire Bullet is born. When fired out of Xero's Gun, chances are you'll get your leg blown off.


The Fire Shovel:

Combination of	The Fire, The Shovel
Deadliness	11/10

Notes: When Nightmare lends the power of The Fire to Tony, The Fire Shovel is born. I bet it'd suck to get hit with a flaming shovel....


Teh Flaming Newspaper:

Combination of	The Fire, Teh Newspaper
Deadliness	12/10

Notes: When Nightmare lends the power of The Fire to Ztrl, Teh Flaming Newspaper is born. Teh Newspaper seems to feed The Fire, making it a formitable weapon.


The Shovel Wrapped in Newspaper:

Combination of	The Shovel, Teh Newspaper
Deadliness	10/10

Notes: When Tony and Ztrl combine their Godmodding Weapons, The Shovel Wrapped in Newspaper is born.


The Shovel Gun:

Combination of	Xero's Gun, The Shovel
Deadliness	10/10

Notes: When Xero Bloodline fires The Shovel out of his gun, The Shovel Gun is born. How'd you like to get shot in the leg with a Shovel...?


The Shovel Wrapped in a Flaming Newspaper:

Combination of	The Fire, The Shovel, Teh Newspaper
Deadliness	15/10

Notes: When Nightmare lends the power of The Fire to The Shovel Wrapped in Newspaper, The Shovel Wrapped in a Flaming Newspaper is born. This is one of the three deadliest Godmodding Weapons.


The Fire Shovel Gun:

Combination of	Xero's Gun, The Fire, The Shovel
Deadliness	17/10

Notes: When Nightmare lends the power of The Fire to The Shovel Gun, The Fire Shovel Gun is born. The Fire Bullet would blow off your leg, this is liable to take a little more than your leg...


The Shovel Wrapped in a Flaming Newspaper Gun:

Combination of	Xero's Gun, The Fire, The Shovel, Teh Newspaper
Deadliness	20/10

Notes: When Nightmare lends the power of The Fire to The Shovel Wrapped in Newspaper, and Xero Bloodline loads it into his gun, the Ultimate Godmodding Weapon is born; The Shovel Wrapped in a Flaming Newspaper Gun. It's speculated that this Godmodding Weapon could destroy the Universe.