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Post by Miguel on Apr 27, 2007 21:11:06 GMT -5
Okay, and they gang up and kick your ass.
I wish for Mega Man ZX Advent
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Post by Ruinaru on Apr 27, 2007 22:11:35 GMT -5
You get a beta copy of the game, but it doesn't work.
I wish more people realized that Russia is a democracy these days and that Communism is no longer prevalent there.
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Post by MaverickZero on Apr 28, 2007 4:29:24 GMT -5
Ok, they think it is a democracy of dictarors. me wants boobies!
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Post by Peytral on Apr 28, 2007 9:51:37 GMT -5
You get Zeros glowing chest orbs
I wish that n00bs would bcome non n00bs
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Post by Miguel on Apr 28, 2007 12:26:20 GMT -5
Okay, but they have a relapse and become u83r n0085 who only speak in l337 5p34k.
I wish for Austin Powers 1-3 on DVD so I can stop complaining about how I have them on video but my VCR's broken
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Post by Ruinaru on Apr 28, 2007 20:43:06 GMT -5
After you get the DVDs, your DVD player breaks, and your VCR explodes. VCR shrapnel lodges in your brain and you die almost instantly.
I wish people would stop posting in a color that's such a pain to read unless they're posting a spoiler or something of that nature.
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Post by Miguel on Apr 28, 2007 20:59:59 GMT -5
First of all, okay. But spoilers become the only postable topic. Secondly, it's called "highlighting". Just click with the mouse, hold it, and drag it across the post.
I wish for some high grade explosive devices.
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Post by Ruinaru on Apr 28, 2007 22:32:31 GMT -5
You put them in your pocket and they explode.
I wish for orange soda.
(And I know how to highlight. I'd rather just read it than having to highlight it.)
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Post by Miguel on Apr 29, 2007 12:47:48 GMT -5
Okay, but what you mistake for orange is yellow. And it's not a soda.
I wish for bacon.
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Post by ZIR0)N on May 2, 2007 9:50:50 GMT -5
Mutant, Man-Eating Bacon falls from the sky and starts eating on your leg.
I wish I had a new computer with Anti-Viral Protection.
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Post by Miguel on May 2, 2007 17:12:00 GMT -5
Okay, but the anti-viral protection turns into viruses and obliterate your computer's sprites.
I wish I had 99 billion gaba jillion dollars.
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Post by ZIR0)N on May 2, 2007 17:25:23 GMT -5
Granted:
You get your money but forgot to pay your bills and taxes so the goverment takes it all.
I wish someone would reply to my request in Sprites.
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Post by Miguel on May 2, 2007 17:28:58 GMT -5
Okay, but they reply with flaming.
I wish for the green ranger power coin and a power morpher.
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Post by Ruinaru on May 2, 2007 19:06:03 GMT -5
You get a couple of cheap knockoffs in the mail.
I wish Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick me in the face.
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Post by Paranoid on May 2, 2007 20:04:08 GMT -5
You get roundhouse kicked in the face...and you survive and have to live through that pain...all that pain...
I wish could spend lots and lots of mula on a supercomputer
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