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Post by Goku Goku Gadget Saiyan on Jun 28, 2007 15:55:04 GMT -5
You get Fox Ears, but the Government finds you and does tests on you. Hell, a human with fox ears? Of COURSE they'd do tests.
I wish for less emo-ness in the world.
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Post by Reaver on Jun 28, 2007 16:00:42 GMT -5
*Successfully kills Vilex* Thy wish has been granted.
I wish for a GF =D
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Post by ♥Kira the fox♥ on Jun 28, 2007 16:22:52 GMT -5
I become your girlfriend... awwwwwwwww..., but Im over controling and you have to obey my every comand...
I wish I had a flawless boyfriend.
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Post by Ruinaru on Jun 28, 2007 17:27:12 GMT -5
Your new, perfect boyfirend decides that you're not good enough for him, and dumps you.
I wish I could do 100 pushups in 3 seconds.
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Post by ♥Kira the fox♥ on Jun 28, 2007 18:56:47 GMT -5
(wow that was a good answer, but actually I wouldnt want that.... cause it would be no fun.)
you break your arms in a freak push-up accident
I wish that I was a SUPA FREAK!
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Post by Goku Goku Gadget Saiyan on Jan 22, 2009 4:08:01 GMT -5
...You get it, literally. Happy having 18 tentacles coming out of your eyes.
I wish for nothing but NONSTOP EXPLOSIONS ON THIRD-WORLD COUNTRIES.
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Post by Renegade on Jan 22, 2009 4:27:48 GMT -5
Granted! But in doing so you have destroyed a large quantity of the oil refinerys, thus making gas prices rocket to $52 a gallon and throwing the rest of the world into the next world war.
I wish for the ability to teleport whenever I want instantly
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Post by Nightmare on Jan 22, 2009 5:29:15 GMT -5
You decide that you want the ability to teleport anywhere you want, whenever you want, instantly. You sit around thinking for quite some time on how to accomplish this amazing feat. You then remember someone who has this ability; Goku. You remember that Goku said that he learned the Instant Transmission on a planet called Yardrat. So, you decide that the first step would be to make a Yardrat outfit like the one Goku was seen wearing; if you can fit in when you arrive on the planet, they're more likely to treat you kinder.
So after several weeks of making your Yardrat outfit, you decide that you now need a means of getting to Yardrat. Space Travel is necessary, so you'll need a space ship. Since you're using Dragon Ball Z as your basis for this journey, you figure making a Saiyan Space Pod only makes sense. After several more weeks, you now have your own little space pod. Unfortunately, you don't know much about electronics. So you strapped a bunch of rockets to it and hoped for the best.
You climb in your space pod and hit the "Blast off" button, which lights the rockets. Just as you yell "Full speed ahead, to Yardrat!" the rockets go off and carry you into the sky. You begin thinking that this might actually work. You soon realize that you're retarded. The rockets go off in a huge explosion, and your space pod lights the sky with pretty colors.
You awaken in a soft bed, a bright light shining in the sky, and a beautiful woman in white standing over you. You begin to speculate that you died in that explosion, and you're in Heaven. You then notice that you're being held to the bed by leather restraints. You find this odd, but assume that this is your idea of Heaven, maybe God allows bondage? You once again soon realize that you're retarded.
As your eyes come into focus, you see that the woman is in a lab coat, and the light above your head is a ceiling light. A man in a lab coat walks up beside the woman, peering over the bed at you, and tells her to "Administer it." Before you can yell out in objection, she shoves a needle in your arm, and you feel a warm rush go through your body as you fall unconscious. When you awaken again, you're in a large cage. You notice that your body feels weird, and upon examining a mirror in the cage, you notice that you're a large falcon. Perplexed by this, you listen in to the conversations of the two scientists, and find out that you crash landed in Russia and are now part of a secret Russian experiment to make animal/human hybrid Super Soldiers.
You go through basic training as both a human and a large falcon, being administered shots every time the serum wears off and you revert back to normal. Before long, you're a hardened Russian soldier (who can turn into a giant bird at will) and the success of the experiments lead to Russia starting a nuclear war, which will later be known as World War III (Who'd have thought it wouldn't be Obama's fault?)
Through the course of the war, after slaying many German, French, and Finnish soldiers (including Reaver =D) something goes horribly awry. A chemical imbalance causes a strange reaction in your body, and instead of turning into a human or a falcon, you become some strange cross between the two. Hideous and afraid to face the world again, you desert the Russian Army and hide yourself from humanity. As the war rages on though, and you're forced to witness the ravages of war and the slaughter caused by experiments made possible by your stupid stunt, you decide you've had enough hiding. You don a spandex costume, and become the crime fighting vigilante "Captain Falcon."
Your efforts eventually lead to the crushing defeat of the Russian army, and Russia loses a lot of land (Most of which gets sent to Australia via helicopters.) Your heroic deeds make you a world renowned Super Hero, and you used your skills to protect the weak from injustice all around the globe for many years. Before long, the strain of flying around the world becomes too much, and you decide to embark on an endeavor you thought you put behind you many many years ago; You set out to learn the Instant Transmission.
With the development of your new super power, Space Breath, you can breathe without air, so you simply spread your mighty wings and take off into the sky. You travel the solar system for many more years, living off of satellites and other various space stuff (like rocks, and little green men.) After a very long and tiring journey, you arrive on a small planet that's being ravaged by deadly alien invaders. You use your amazing skills to fight off the invading aliens, and the leaders of this planet come to thank you for saving their planet. You're shocked when you see their clothing; It's just like the outfit Goku wore after he came home from Yardrat!
You realize that your dream has finally been realized. You express an interest in learning the instant transmission, and they agree to teach it to you; All you need to do is locate a Yardrat Warrior atop the summit to the East, and he'll teach you everything you could ever want to know about the Yardrat secret techniques. You venture up the mountain uneventfully, and reach a small hut where the warrior was said to live.
You enter the hut and introduce yourself, and ask that you be taught the Instant Transmission. Unfortunately, you're not the only one that came to Yardrat looking to learn the Instant Transmission. A man wearing purple spandex, a red helmet sporting a black visor, and gold boots spots you, and becomes enraged by the Super Hero name printed across the chest of your outfit. He calls out "Come on!" as he challenges you. Seeing no other choice, you engage the man in battle. Despite your superhuman strength, speed, and flight capabilities, you find yourself completely outclassed by this warrior. As you begin breathing heavily, trying to catch your breath, his voice echos loudly through the hut...
"Falcon... PUNCH!"
And with that, you're struck with a powerful blow, enveloped in a scorching flame which spread its wings like a phoenix, the words "Show me your moves!" ring in your ears as you're sent flying from the planet, miraculously all the way back to Earth. You crash hard back on the surface of the Earth, shocked that you're still alive. This relief is quickly washed away by sorrow when you see the horrible condition of the Earth; Without its hero for all those years, it's fallen into ruin. Your dreams dashed, your injuries fatal, and your home destroyed, you welcome the sweet embrace of death as you collapse to your knees, hoping that maybe in death you can find peace at last.
You once again realize that you're retarded. You, much to your surprise, awaken in Hell. You're shocked to learn that when you crashed in Russia, you destroyed an orphanage with your makeshift space pod; a sin you never had a chance to repent for, as you had no idea that you had done it. You sorrowfully accept your fate and burn in Hell for all eternity.
It's not all bad though. Bright side is, Hitler's holding a Texas Hold Em' Tournament, and Xero saved you a seat. You may be spending the rest of eternity in agony, but you don't have to spend it in boredom.
Ahhhh... It's good to be back....
I wish for a ThunderCougarFalconBird Sports Car. =D
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Post by Tony on Feb 7, 2009 2:27:10 GMT -5
Ok then... you get the ThunderCougarFalconBird. But due to over excitement, you forget to buckle up (Safety first, kids.) and crash into a street light, causing you to fly through the windshield, and slam into the pavement shattering your spine. You survive, but you're forced to live the rest of your life in a vegetative state.
I wish for my own personal harem of cat girl maids.
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Post by Sonic on Feb 8, 2009 6:35:25 GMT -5
You get your own personal harem of cat maids, but the secod your back is turned they pounce on your head and claw your eyeballs out. Ouch.
I wish there weren't any cold seasons and that money was handed out by the fistfuls every monday, the reason being that mondays suck the most and that would alleviate some of the suckage.
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Post by swimstud600 on Feb 13, 2009 19:06:23 GMT -5
Money is handed out each Monday, but eventually it becomes meaningless because everyone has so much of it. The free money, plus the incentive to call in sick (hey its a nice day, who wants to be stuck inside) leads every business on Earth to close up shop and we revert back to a primitive barter/trade system. And of course people need to fend for themselves since the farmers and food producers have stopped working, leading to further world hunger. Gangs form and fight among themselves for what little of the pie is left and the homicide rate skyrockets. Good going Sonic.
I wish I could get through college with a 4.0 without ever having to open a book, attend class, take a test or write a paper.
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Post by Captain SpExtacular on Jun 3, 2010 23:16:56 GMT -5
*Gets a bag and something sharp to go threaten Swim's professors*
I wish for Tony to make a wish.
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Post by Tony on Jun 3, 2010 23:58:52 GMT -5
Granted... but it won't be a very good one.
I wish for... a bag of chips.
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Post by Ztrl on Mar 7, 2011 19:42:42 GMT -5
[07:39] * @a_Kitty hands Tony a big bag of chips [07:39] <@a_Kitty> SUDDENLY A MINJA POPS OUT AND IMPALES TONY!
I wish for... Jello Girls.
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Post by Sonic on Mar 11, 2011 10:24:09 GMT -5
Hey! Totally forgot about this thread!
You receive Jello Girls, but they suddenly gain sentience and try to smother you with their bodies, which shouldn't be difficult since they're made of jello.
I wish I had Dead Space 2. This one should be easy.
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