Mr. Carflinky (What a name) IFF

[Fusion]

Okay, here we go with "Mr. Carflinky!" (What a freaky name) You basically control what happens to Mr. Carflinky.

I changed it from "Mr. Anderson" to "Mr. Carflinky" because "Mr. Anderson" was already taken, and I jumped because of it on another board.

*ahem*

It's 6 A.M. on a friday, happy day! Mr. Carflinky (What a name) wakes up from the sound of his irritatingly loud alarm clock. He pulls out an Uzi and shoots the alarm clock.

"Yawwwwwwwwwwn! It's friday...The day..." *swish swish shifty eyes* "IT comes."

Mr. Carflinky (What a name) got out of bed and proceeded in his pink robe to get his morning coffee. When he walks by the bathroom he notices he hasn't shaved for a week, but he doesn't bother to go shave. "Good morning Car-chan!" his low-on-the-IQ-of-Japanese-language neighbor said to Mr. Anderson. "Damn it, Mr. Fryhead, I am NOT a girl! -chan is for girls! -kun is for guys!"
Mr. Anderson walked to his car, and when he got in the car, and started the car....

Now. Here is where you decide what happens, Mr. Carflinky (What a name) starts his car and...

I'm trying to keep it real to life.

[Inuyasha]

Pink said:

Okay, here we go with "Mr. Carflinky!" (What a freaky name) You basically control what happens to Mr. Carflinky.

I changed it from "Mr. Anderson" to "Mr. Carflinky" because "Mr. Anderson" was already taken, and I jumped because of it on another board.

*ahem*

It's 6 A.M. on a friday, happy day! Mr. Carflinky (What a name) wakes up from the sound of his irritatingly loud alarm clock. He pulls out an Uzi and shoots the alarm clock.

"Yawwwwwwwwwwn! It's friday...The day..." *swish swish shifty eyes* "IT comes."

Mr. Carflinky (What a name) got out of bed and proceeded in his pink robe to get his morning coffee. When he walks by the bathroom he notices he hasn't shaved for a week, but he doesn't bother to go shave. "Good morning Car-chan!" his low-on-the-IQ-of-Japanese-language neighbor said to Mr. Anderson. "Damn it, Mr. Fryhead, I am NOT a girl! -chan is for girls! -kun is for guys!"
Mr. Anderson walked to his car, and when he got in the car, and started the car....

Now. Here is where you decide what happens, Mr. Carflinky (What a name) starts his car and...

I'm trying to keep it real to life.

...It doesn't start, but he doesn't bother to look at it.
So he decides to walk over to wherever he wants to go, though it is about 33 blocks away, he doesn't mind.
Mr. Carflinky (what a name) smiles and throws on his shoes to follow him. Mr. Anderson, however, starts walking faster to get away from this fruitcake.
'Eventually he'll leave!' thought Mr. Anderson as he turned a corner and hoped Mr. Carflinky would pass him, but...

[your time to put what happens next]

[Fusion]

Mr. Smith confronts Mr. Anderson...

Mr. Smith: Welcome back Mr. Anderson...We missed you.
Mr. Anderson: It ends tonight.

Mr. Carflinky (what a name) gets pissed at the matrix reference and punches them both in the face, then steals a nearby and runs over them both 3 times. What a sadistic man.

Mr. Carflinky approached the StinkTech building, and when he entered...
Aw man, it's 9:00, I'm late to work, in my pink robe AGAIN! Mr. Carflinky thought.
He proceeded to his cubicle, labeled 20-9C, and sat down in his chair, when he notices...
[Take over]