Post by Swim on Oct 22, 2011 11:40:25 GMT -5
drags a certain tank out of the shed
STFU Brigade! Assemble!
Just an hour ago team, I was in a grocery store, where an overweight woman asked me to reach a product for her - from the bottom shelf. Slightly bemused, but too polite to refuse, I assisted the woman and thought no more of it - until I ran into her again minutes later screaming and cussing at a manager because the product had been on the bottom shelf... I don't know if she expects everything everywhere to be at eye level, but she made me weep inwardly for humanity.
I need a strike team to go back an hour and eliminate the self entitled waste of space, we're going to go in hard and fast - only pausing to deliver my past self a sandwich, because I'll likely be working for a couple hours yet.
I need a co-pilot and navigator for the STFU Tank, a scientist, a sandwich maker, and someone we can sacrifice in case something goes wrong. You have your objectives, lets move out!
STFU Brigade! Assemble!
Just an hour ago team, I was in a grocery store, where an overweight woman asked me to reach a product for her - from the bottom shelf. Slightly bemused, but too polite to refuse, I assisted the woman and thought no more of it - until I ran into her again minutes later screaming and cussing at a manager because the product had been on the bottom shelf... I don't know if she expects everything everywhere to be at eye level, but she made me weep inwardly for humanity.
I need a strike team to go back an hour and eliminate the self entitled waste of space, we're going to go in hard and fast - only pausing to deliver my past self a sandwich, because I'll likely be working for a couple hours yet.
I need a co-pilot and navigator for the STFU Tank, a scientist, a sandwich maker, and someone we can sacrifice in case something goes wrong. You have your objectives, lets move out!
(Moro is my ign for B2W2)