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Post by Knuckles on Mar 3, 2006 16:02:15 GMT -5
where did the craze start? i thought it was just my friends.... but its spreading... like fleas... or a bad cold... or even bird flu..... (chuck norris cant't get bird flu...etc...)
so whrer did it come from?
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Post by Goku Goku Gadget Saiyan on Mar 3, 2006 16:10:37 GMT -5
In World of Warcraft theres a Chuck Norris sword now!
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Post by Vilex on Mar 3, 2006 16:34:17 GMT -5
I'm -so- sick of this damn Chuck Norris crap. Its stupid. Damn god-mody jokes about some hic cowboy. >.>.
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Post by RELLIK on Mar 3, 2006 16:40:28 GMT -5
well id say a while back. bout last year in the summer. i got this serial generator and it had him on it. also dodgeball and something recent. its also swiffered canada.
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Post by Netzuko Kymera on Mar 3, 2006 16:57:40 GMT -5
Meh it started in my school bout a month ago. I don't mind it really, I like Chuck Norris.
And now just to annoy Vilex:
God said "let there be light!!"
Chuck Norris said "say please..."
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Post by Ztrl on Mar 3, 2006 17:01:31 GMT -5
lmfao
but that is actually a good one.
Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
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ok i'm done...for now....
but as to where this originated. it is believed to have been started by Chuck Norris himself....
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Post by Frozt on Mar 3, 2006 17:02:10 GMT -5
I'm going to hunt that Chuck Norris down, grab a butter knife, cut out his knee caps, slice open his chest and rearrange his organs alphabetically, then I'll take his big toe and shove it up his ass.
God smite Chuck Norris. Please.
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Post by Xzero on Mar 3, 2006 17:17:32 GMT -5
i know how it started, and i heard formchuck norris him self on the radio, a kid who was into him(big fan) in walter texas ranger, started the jokes then chuck norris heard about this and visited him and it worked from there. so my chuck norris jokes.
Chuck norris jumps into the water, but chuck norris doesnt get wet, the water gets chuck norrised.
Chuck norris can light ants on fire witha magnifiy glass........at night.
and one i made up myself.
when chuck norris goes to sleep, chuck norris uses a nightlight, but not cause chuck norris is sacred of the dark, but becuase the dark is scared of chuck norris.
and this one i heard i thought was wierd.
chuck norris doesnt shave, chuck norris kicks himself in the face, becuase the only thing that can cut chuck norris is chuck norris.
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Post by Frozt on Mar 3, 2006 17:21:58 GMT -5
Too many Chuck Noriss puns. Head...going...to...explode!
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Post by Netzuko Kymera on Mar 3, 2006 17:41:19 GMT -5
I'm going to hunt that Chuck Norris down, grab a butter knife, cut out his knee caps, slice open his chest and rearrange his organs alphabetically, then I'll take his big toe and shove it up his ass. God smite Chuck Norris. Please. Pft. You can't kill chuck Norris, Chuck Norris kills YOU!!! One day an old blind man bumped into Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris said "watch out" instantly he was able to see again, the first thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to his face. Ice isn't water frozen by the temperature, it's water frozen scared by Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer...too bad he never cries. Chuck Norris is Currently sueing NBC, he claims that one of their shows "Law & Order" has stolen the names of his two fists which were copyrighted. when Moses split the sea in half to get the hebrews out of egypt, chuck norris split japan from asia so he could swim. |
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Post by darkreaver on Mar 3, 2006 17:52:35 GMT -5
God didn't create universe, it was the fart of Chuck Norris.
Yeah...
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Post by Ztrl on Mar 3, 2006 17:55:29 GMT -5
netto plz edit the law and order one. that's his LEGS not his fists...
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris cannot be sprited (just ask Reaver)
There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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there shall be more later!
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Post by Ruinaru on Mar 3, 2006 18:48:39 GMT -5
How much wood would a wodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
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Post by Ztrl on Mar 3, 2006 18:52:36 GMT -5
ALL OF IT!
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Post by Frozt on Mar 3, 2006 20:10:14 GMT -5
I'm going to kill every last one of you guys.  |
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