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Post by Iruparattso on Jun 20, 2019 20:12:40 GMT -5
One benefit to not owning a car or driving: never losing your car keys
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Post by Iruparattso on Jun 23, 2018 21:15:04 GMT -5
Fact or Fiction?: "Oh snap"(or "O-snap") comes from when you do a finger snap and you move your hand in an "O" motion in the air at the same time.
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Post by Iruparattso on Jun 23, 2018 21:01:40 GMT -5
Untrue Fact: Fireworks were invented to distract people wearing hats at night so when they looked up at them their hats would fall off, and they'd be too distracted to notice it being swiped off the ground behind them
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Post by Iruparattso on Apr 24, 2013 1:59:43 GMT -5
I think I just saw a ghost A ghost? Where? They're scary D:
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Post by Iruparattso on Apr 24, 2013 1:19:06 GMT -5
*points at a Stop sign* No, YOU stop!
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Post by Iruparattso on Apr 14, 2013 1:26:39 GMT -5
Now you got me thinking of that song at the end of Portal
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Post by Iruparattso on Aug 16, 2011 4:19:21 GMT -5
Yes, umm that was jumping. That's what you did there. Eh, close enough...
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Post by Iruparattso on Aug 16, 2011 1:06:27 GMT -5
I think any number divided by 0 is infinity....or would it be 1 because something not divided is still itself? This statement is false! True, I'm going with true. Now say "Apple". Go on now, say "Apple". A-double p-l-e, "apple".
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Post by Iruparattso on Aug 16, 2011 0:58:35 GMT -5
I now have Steam and some online games(Portal 2, Counterstrike, Left 4 Dead 1 and 2) so I figured, maybe someone else would want to play online. If you want to shoot me or watch me suck at playing feel free to add me. My Steam ID is "Iruparattso" :3
On an unrelated note: having to diet sucks, but at least Diet Pop tastes good now XD
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Post by Iruparattso on Mar 18, 2009 21:18:00 GMT -5
Unlike most people, I can't swallow pills. And for those of you who never had to chew Naproxen I just wanted to let you know THAT $#!& BURNS!
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Post by Iruparattso on Mar 11, 2009 14:47:03 GMT -5
Hey everyone, just stopping in to let you know I'm still alive(for the moment) and my boss sent me home for being in too much pain to work. Funny how it only took a week before someone actually sent me home for it. Today being the most painful day yet, and I can't see a doctor until tuesday too(makes me wish I lived in Canada)
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Post by Iruparattso on Feb 28, 2009 3:42:28 GMT -5
If that's really what you want, then ok *divides the universe by 0 completely destroying it via Divide-by-0-Paradox* Good thing I live in Universe B(real name not revealed for safety reasons) ^-^ Pfft, Universe B? I'm in Universe 1. Universe B is lame. You're thinking of Universe L, besides, you're forgetting it's not REALLY Universe B, that's just a common fake name to throw off the Universe-IRS. I haven't been paying taxes on my universe, but it's MINE so why should I have to? >_>
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Post by Iruparattso on Feb 28, 2009 1:15:42 GMT -5
My grandfather had a stroke and was just fine afterwords... > then he had another one... D: I just made myself sad D: My grandpa's last sibling just died recently and my mom told me that when my grandpa was born they thought he was going to die so they put him in a room to die, but he lived(which is kind of a "wait, what? " moment apon hearing), and now he's outlived all of them, even his twin(not identical twin, but still!)!
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Post by Iruparattso on Feb 27, 2009 23:58:07 GMT -5
; Did you just eat Bossman's fingers? *checks them* Nope, still as dry and cut as they normally are. You can tell if I'm at work or recently been working if they spontaneously start bleeding(I think my hands are emo cause they seem to keep cutting themselves)
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Post by Iruparattso on Feb 27, 2009 22:12:44 GMT -5
The way division works is, "675/5 = 135", which means "Five goes into six-hundred and seventy five, five times". So if you have "12361289/0 = 0", then you have "Zero goes into twelve million, three hundred and sixty one thousand, two hundred and eighty nine, zero times", which it dosen't. Zero CAN'T go into that or any number, meaning it's a paradox if you attempt it. If that's really what you want, then ok *divides the universe by 0 completely destroying it via Divide-by-0-Paradox* Good thing I live in Universe B(real name not revealed for safety reasons) ^-^
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