Netzuko's RP Battle Thread!!!

[Miguel]

*blows up the Bionicles* *burns down the LEGO HQ, so no more Bionicle anything. No more Toa, no more Inika, no more Barraki, no more anything*

[Brimstone]

MIGUEL! HOW DARE YOU DESTROY THE LEGO'S *cast mend on all the legos and then starts to play with them* Yay back to normal

[Peytral]

*Summons the almighty Steamroller*

[Miguel]

I didn't destroy the legos. I blew up LEGO HQ, the place where legos, and Bionicles, are made. And give me that Lego Star wars game *grabs the game and starts playing it*

[Ruinaru]

*Summons a Lazer Moose.*

*Tells the Lazer Moose what Miguel did to the Legos.*

If Lazer Mooseses are powerful enough to conquer eastern Asia alone when they're in control of themselves, imagine what one could do when it's in a berserk rage of powerful fury!

*The Lazer Moose wipes Miguel from the face of existence.*

Which is why you don't with da Legos, yo.

[Miguel]

peytral said:

*Summons the almighty Steamroller*

Peytral, Steamroller is my pet. Not something you can summon with a Kuchiyose No Jutsu. *the real Steamroller comes in, very violently disposes of Peytral's cheap fake, and then does the same to Peytral*

[Fusion]

*drives in with his Twisted Metal-inspired vehicle, firing homing missiles at everyone, engaging an invulnerability shield.*

[Miguel]

*gets up after the explosions die down* *stretchs for a bit, dusts himself off, and heads for the nearest alchohal free bar, and sips soda waiting for something intresting happen*

[Ruinaru]

*Bursts into the bar and walks up to Miguel.*

*Falls over.*

*Turns into a samurai ninja ferret named Kyoukan.*

*Orders a glass of water only half full.*

*Drinks said water.*

*Orders another glass of water, once again only half full.*

*Drinks the water.*

[Miguel]

*pets the ninja ferret, as Ninjas PWN and ferrets are cute, so mixing them together makes the result PWN. Hard.* *continues to sip soda*

*a biker wearing a helmet wlaks in, and there's suddenly an electricity in the tense air, and the biker takes off it's helmet, revealing it's self to be a very attractive female brunette. With big boobies (I may have just summoned Reaver to the thread by posting the "B" word. Sorry). She then sits down and orders a jello shot* *the bartender tells the pretty biker lady that this is an alchohal free bar, and she grabs him by the collar, puts on an angry face, and tells him that if he doesn't get her a free jello shot right now, she is going to [description removed by Fcc], and that scares the bartender into cooperating*

[Ruinaru]

*Momentarily vanishes, then reappears behind the biker with his knife against her throat.*

Now, now, that's no way to get what you want.

Bartender, you need not abide this woman's requests. She will be happy to drink water.

*Removes the knife and sits beside the woman.*

[Miguel]

*the woman punches out the jerk who had a knife to her throat and stabs his crotch* I guess she has anger issues.

[Ruinaru]

*The woman collapses, her neck bleeding.*

*I sit down and ask for a pack of ice.*

[Miguel]

*the woman's neck heals rapidly and she gets up, makes a fist and three claws come out of her fist inbetween the knuckles, she then proceeds to stab the back of Kyoukan's skull, then shoves him aside, grabs a salt shaker and salts his man part wounds*
Miguel: What's your name?
Woman: Lanna.
Miguel: What's with the claws? Are you Wolverine's daughter or something?
Lanna: *holds Miguel up against a wall and holds her fist a certain distance from his neck, then extends the right and left claws, then extends the middle claw just enough to hold it against Miguel's throat* Now what was that?
Miguel: Sorry if I offended you, I was just curious.
Lanna: *retracts her claws with a slightly irritated look on her face and sits back down*
Miguel: *sneakily looks Lanna up and down as he sits down* Bartender, one root beer please.

[Ruinaru]

*Poofs into a barstool.*

*Sneaks out of the bar, holding his hand over the place Lanna just barely manged to scratch him.*

Wasn't expecting that... My Assassin Slice has never failed before... Cursed woman almost got a good hit in...

*Bandages the slight wound on his head, and goes off to seek information on the woman and the Wolverine character Miguel mentioned.*