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Post by swimstud600 on May 9, 2007 22:49:19 GMT -5
See? This is what I'm talking about! This young man has obviously been playing too much GTA and Counterstrike.
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Post by Ruinaru on May 9, 2007 23:32:30 GMT -5
*Gasps as small circles appear in the air, with larger circles slowly shrinking around each one.*
*Touches a circle just as the two overlap.*
*Music starts playing and everyone starts dancing.*
How can a game like this possibly foster violence?!
*Continues touching circles as the song goes on.*
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Post by swimstud600 on May 9, 2007 23:49:43 GMT -5
The exact same way Wendy's supports terrorism!
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Post by Miguel on May 10, 2007 6:16:57 GMT -5
*grabs Jack Tomphson by the foot, gnaws it off, then throws the rest of Jack Tomphson into a giant jar of peanut butter, where he is eaten by Xero Bloodline, who had got trapped in that jar a year ago and was busy get out the tasty way*
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Post by Tony on May 10, 2007 13:56:08 GMT -5
*tackles Miguel and eats his insides*
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Post by Ruinaru on May 10, 2007 15:14:36 GMT -5
*Takes Spidermancer to his secret lair and eats his gooey spider goo.*
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Post by Miguel on May 10, 2007 18:45:15 GMT -5
*is missing his insides, but they grow back in* *finds Ruinaru's secret lair and eats Spidermancer's insides to see how he f***ing like havin' his insides eaten*
*blows a withsle, but no sound comes out*
*a million hot chicks come thunderin towards the sound pitched to high for men to or unatractive women to hear*
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Post by Ruinaru on May 10, 2007 19:38:21 GMT -5
*Intercepts the army of chicks and kicks Miguel and Spidermancer out of his SECRET lair.*
*A friggin' awesome bass can be heard from inside the lair, and strobe lights can be seen from under the very locked titanium alloy door.*
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Post by Miguel on May 11, 2007 14:42:43 GMT -5
*Grabs an anti titanium alloy lazer and blasts the door with it* *the door is gone, and Miguel and the hot chicks join in the party, where everyone gets so drunk* *Miguel and Ruinaru wake up a week later, hung over and totally exhausted, and missing their pants*
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Post by Ruinaru on May 11, 2007 15:15:58 GMT -5
Ruinaru: Dude... Look at how much your beard grew in just one night...
Miguel: Dude... It's been like... a week...
Ruinaru: Wow... That was SOME kinda party.
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Ruinaru: Get out of my secret lair ya friggin' party moocher!
*Kicks Miguel out of his secret lair. Again.*
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Post by Miguel on May 11, 2007 18:18:15 GMT -5
*has an ass that aches with pain from being thrown out on it to much*
*blows the withsle again and has an outdoor party*
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Post by Ruinaru on May 11, 2007 18:32:34 GMT -5
*Sips a Cup o' Joe.*
*Explodes.*
*Reappears, completely free from his hangover, at Miguel's outdoor party.*
*Parties.*
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Post by Miguel on May 11, 2007 20:47:42 GMT -5
*parties somemore* *spots Runinaru* DUDE!!!! Ruinaru: DUDE!!!! Me: DUDE!!!!! *once again, wakes up a week later, missing his pants, only is in a hotel, and the rest of clothes are gone to* *calls the front desk* Me: Hello, front desk? Desk Clerk: Yes? Me: What city am I in? Desk Clerk: New York. Me: How long have I been here? Desk Clerk: about a month. Me: Did I check in with anyone? Desk Clerk: Yes. Twelve women, and a buddy of yours. You both had six women on each arm and drunk off your asses. I've been getting alot of noise complaints from the room you checked into, and just yesterday, your buddy and all twelve girls checked out. Me:WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?  ? *is extremly pissed that Ruinaru stole his women and his clothes, and ran off* |
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Post by Ruinaru on May 11, 2007 23:46:10 GMT -5
*Is wondering how long it'll be before Miguel finds the buttless cowboy chaps and leather vest he left him as the girls giggle in the back of his super-awesome jet bus.*
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Post by Miguel on May 12, 2007 7:53:07 GMT -5
*finds a tuxedo in the closet left behind by one of the guests, puts it on, and gains super cool kung-fu powers*
*goes to the roof, jumps up high, and lands on Ruinaru's jet*
*tears open the roof of the jet, gets in and kicks Ruinaru off the jet, then patches up the roof so none of the sexy ladies gets sucked out*
*has a sexy perty, just like Stewie*
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Miguel: bright side of darkness. Demoniguel: devourer of souls and dark prince of destruction. 0% of the post this sig is attached to is intended to offend anyone. If it does offend anyone, then the person who wrote the post apologizes.
