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Post by Tony on Apr 20, 2007 21:05:24 GMT -5
*runs in and stabs Miguel in the foot*
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Post by Miguel on Apr 20, 2007 21:11:43 GMT -5
Wolverine is a character in X-men. He's a bit of a biker character with un-breakable claws and heals pretty fast, almost instantly. And BTW, the "woamn's" name is Lanna. If you heard me say the part about Wolverine, you obviously heard her name. I may make sprites of Lanna if I can decide what to use for the base and wether I should sprite her in MMX style or Zero style. Anyway, on with the story:
Lanna: *ears twitch and she suddenly starts sniffing the air, with a blood lust in her eyes* *growls like a wolf*
Miguel: What is it? *lifts arm and breifly sniffs undrarm* Do I need a shower or something?
Lanna: No. "He's" close.
Miguel: And just who is "he"? Your boyfreind? Your ex?
Lanna: [sarcasm]Your brother[/sarcasm]. It's none of your bussiness, so don't make it. *puts her helmet and jacket back on and runs out*
*Mortorcycle engine noises* *the sound of a motorcycle driving off, growing distant quickly*
Miguel: The tough hot ones ALWAYS have some bussiness. Which ALWAYS means a really fun fight. *pulls keys out of his pocket and hits the alarm* *Miguel's motorcycle appears in front of him, he gets on and follows the noise of Lanna's bike*
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Post by Ruinaru on Apr 20, 2007 21:21:04 GMT -5
(OOC)I know who Wolverine is, but my character doesn't. And I did mention Lanna's name in my post.
(IC) *Hears the roar of motor coming closer to him.*
*Quickly rolls into a ditch by the side of the road, hiding in some shrubs and bushes.*
*Watches as Lanna speeds by.*
*Waits a few more moments to make sure she isn't turning around.*
*Sees Miguel zoom by, apparently following Lanna.*
*Follows the tracks left by the bikes and makes his way to wherever Lanna and Miguel are going.*
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Post by Miguel on Apr 20, 2007 21:39:00 GMT -5
Lanna: *still attempting to follow the scent of whoever she's tracking, she smells the scent of two male beings, one an slighlty evolved primape, the other soem type of rodent* *assumes they are spys and presses a button between the handle bars of her bike, and missle shoot out from the top two tail pipes of her bike and start to follow the two trailers*
Miguel: *swerves two avoid the missle* *the missle turns to try again to hit Miguel* *Miguel begins to drive at a speed that brings his bike just up to the trail of Lanna's bike, and when the missle speeds up to hit Miguel by surprise, he swerves fast* *Lanna remains in the line of the missle's fire, and the missle nearly hits her, but instantly stops, falls to the ground and self destructs in a small explosion that is more like a pop*
Kyoukan: *seemed to get hit on purpose, but when the smoke clears, all that remains is the charred debris of a log.*
Miguel: *drives up right next to Lanna*
Lanna: You again?
Miguel: Yeah. I think you'll find I'm a little hard to shake than most guys. Why did you fire at me?
Lanna: I thought you were an assasin with a pet.
Miguel: A pet?
Lanna: Yeah. The ferret.
Miguel: Oh, him. I don't know him. I think he's just a stalker with no life of his own. You said you mistook me for an assasin. Who would've wnated to kill you?
Lanna: All you really need to know is that I have a bit of a family feud going on that went to far. I've got it under control, now leave me alone! *slams her bike into Miguel's in an attempt to shake him*
Miguel: *regains his balance* I told you! I'm kindof a hard person to lose. You're pretty much stuck with me, so you may as well tell me what's going on.
Lanna: All right. As soon as I catch the guy I'm chasing, we'll get to a club and I'll explain.
That's all from me for tonight. C'ya!
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Post by Ruinaru on Apr 20, 2007 22:11:35 GMT -5
*Stops to take a short break by the side of the road, wondering why anyone would find a murderous vixen like that attractive.*
*After catching his breath, Kyoukan once again begins to track Lanna and Miguel.*
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Post by Miguel on Apr 21, 2007 5:35:14 GMT -5
Let me put it this way, after the X-men movie came out, Wolverine and Hugh Jackman alike had many a fangirl. With Lanna, it's basically the samething, only her fangirls are lesbians and she has fanboys to. Now then, Lanna: *is still speeding towards whatever it is she'd been chasing* THERE! *points to what looks like a bush by the road, and pulls over by it Miguel: *does the same* If you had to take a bathroom break, you should've gone before you ran off. Lanna: Not that! *pulls out a bottle of a strange liquid, unscrews the cap and pours it on the bush* *the bush starts to make noises that sound like coughing, then is surrounded by a flash of light and turns into a blue skinned man* Lanna: Alright. I caught you, now talk!  ?: Not even if you forced me to play Mega Man X3! Lanna: *extends her claws and holds them up to the man's neck* ?: Have you learned nothing about me, sis? I can resist any and all forms of physical torture! Miguel: Then suppose I force you to watch "What I Like About You" Followed by a montage of One Piece's english dub? ?: I'll talk . |
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Post by Ruinaru on Apr 21, 2007 10:45:14 GMT -5
*Finally catches up to the two of them.*
*guy thingys up his ears to listen from a safe distance.*
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Post by Miguel on Apr 21, 2007 11:46:50 GMT -5
Lanna: *Sniffs the air and smells the rodent*
Miguel: what is it?
Lanna: That rodent from before.
Both: *jumps at the bushes where Lanna said she smelled the rodent*
Kyoukan: *is not there, but a log is there in his place with a note attached to it that reads "you'll never catch a ninja-samurai-ferret, suckers*
Lanna: Damn it!
Miguel: Well, at least we still have little boy blue back there *looks back* AH HORSE FECES!!!
Lanna: What?
Miguel: I knew we should've tied him down. He got away.
Lanna: Ahhhhh fornication.
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Post by Ruinaru on Apr 21, 2007 12:18:29 GMT -5
*Is running back the way he came from with the blue person.*
Kyoukan: So... How do you know her? I believe you said she was your sister?
??: Yeah, she's my sis. We don't get along all that well, as you can see. I don't really feel like talking about it.
Kyoukan: I'll respect your wishes. Let's just find somewhere to hide from Lanna and Miguel. Seems like there's a river we can cross somewhere around here... That should throw her off our scent...
*The pair finds the river and swim across.*
Kyoukan: All right, we should be safe for a little longer. Let's find a place to stay for the night.
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Post by Miguel on Apr 21, 2007 12:44:12 GMT -5
Miguel: So, now can you tell me what the HELL is going on?
Lanna: Yeah. but it's getting dark and there could be people listening. Let's find a hotel.
Miguel: ALRIGHT!!!!! GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY!!!!! OH OH OH!
Lanna: NOT FOR THAT YOU PERVERT!!!!!
Miguel: I knew that. Just.... just.... testing you. *groans underbreath*
Later
Miguel: Now then, it's time to spill. Who was that blue guy?
Lanna: He was my half brother.
Miguel: And why were you chasing him?
Lanna: He stole something from me. Something important.
Miguel: What was it?
Lanna: You don't need to know that. And it's NOT my virginity. GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE GODDAMNED GUTTER!!!!!!!!!
Miguel: Okay. Wait, how did you know that?
Lanna: I didn't just get powers from my dad's side.
Miguel: I KNEW IT! YOU AREW WOLVERINE'S DAUGHTER!!!! And I'm guessing Phoenix is the mother?
Lanna: No. My mom was named Jean.
Miguel: Phoenix was Jean's name as an X-woman.
Lanna: Anyway, I've been chasing my half brother around trying to get "it" back.
Miguel: Wait a minute, I just had a thought: If your father is Logan and your mother is Jean, then why is your brother blue?
Lanna: He's my half brother. My father left my mother for some shapeshifting slutt.
Miguel: You mean Misteake?
Lanna: How did you know her name? Are you working for her?
Miguel: NO! NO! But I do know her. I play cards with her uncle's first cousin's great grand nephew twice removed every second Friday. You just can't get him to shut up and he just can't run out of stuff to say. But he is a pretty lousy card player. I even beat him at Yu-Gi-Oh! cards. And I suck at those.
Lanna: Well, it's getting pretty late. We should go to bed.
Miguel: ALLLLLL RIIIIIGHT! *starts to unbuckle his belt*
Lanna: I MEANT TOP SLEEP!!!!!
Miguel: Aughhhhh.......
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Post by Ruinaru on Apr 21, 2007 13:15:04 GMT -5
(It's spelled Mystique, just so ya know.)
??: This place is a real dump, ya know...
Kyoukan: I know. I'm a lttle short on cash these days. People just don't want other people dead as much any more.
??: So, you're an assassin?
Kyoukan: Yes. Go to bed. We'll think of a game plan tomorrow,
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Post by swimstud600 on May 9, 2007 15:05:28 GMT -5
*sues Kyoukan-dono and Miguel*
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Post by Miguel on May 9, 2007 15:20:43 GMT -5
*the trial is denied because the court could see nothing wrong with what was happening*
*Lanna and Miguel burst into Kyoukan's place and hold them both down, and the Lanna's half bro hands "it" over*
*Lanna opens the box that it is in, to discover that it's just tickets to a rock concert*
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Post by swimstud600 on May 9, 2007 15:26:47 GMT -5
Rock concerts inspire violence!
A. Rock concerts use speakers, usually really loud ones from Sony.
B. Sony makes the Playstation which has violent games that train you to kill people.
C. By going to the concert, you are helping to cause another school shooting, you sir, ought to be ashamed of yourself.
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Post by Ruinaru on May 9, 2007 16:29:15 GMT -5
I'm sorry, Jack! Your logic is so perfectly flawless! I bow before your superiority!
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Then I stand back up shoot you with eye beams!
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Miguel: bright side of darkness. Demoniguel: devourer of souls and dark prince of destruction. 0% of the post this sig is attached to is intended to offend anyone. If it does offend anyone, then the person who wrote the post apologizes.
?: Not even if you forced me to play Mega Man X3!