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Post by Captain SpExtacular on Dec 4, 2004 16:06:51 GMT -5
You should publish these! They just keep geeting better and make Harry Potter look like a pile of puke. XD
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Post by dragondx on Dec 13, 2004 22:10:44 GMT -5
Xero.....You have a weird, yet somewhat perverted job. I mean, security.....That can get nasty, in more ways in one. It's kinda sacreligious if you ask me, well, so is the whole 'Strip Club' idea.
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Post by Ne0 on Dec 14, 2004 3:00:39 GMT -5
*blinks* ... party pooper  |
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Post by dragondx on Dec 14, 2004 7:41:37 GMT -5
<_< riiiiight. I posted what I think and you say I;m a party pooper. This wasn't really a party anyways.
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Post by Xero Bloodline on Dec 20, 2004 15:16:51 GMT -5
Chronicle 6: The Christmas Party Now, I know I promised a few of you a good story about the club's Christmas party yesterday (Dec. 19th). But to tell you the truth, I was so f**ked up I'm probably missing a few details.  The party was held at the company's country music bar, but that's just cause its the biggest building the company owns. The bar was closed to the public, only company employees, and every drink was $1. ANY DRINK WAS JUST ONE DOLLAR! The good stuff didn't start until the company owner, Ms Mary Ann, decided to leave. Almost every girl in the bar, stripper or not, was on the stage taking off everything they had on. Unfortunately, the other strip club DJ, Jason, decided it would be a good idea to join in the fun. And after you see something like that, there's only one thing to do; take a shot. And we did. Jason bought 50 shots of Jager, and me him and my brother took care of them. That's not counting all the beer and liquor other people bought me. I think I made out with some girl, but I don't remember. Me and my bro drunk called our friend Raven who moved back to Florida. I don't remember what we talked about. Finally, at the end of the night, me and my bro got in his car, and slept til one of us was sober enough to drive to my bro's girlfriend's house. I assume he drove us home, cause the next memory I have is his girlfriend jumping on my bed and waking me up at lunch today. Ah, what a night...... By the way, hangovers suck. Royally. |
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Post by Knuckles on Dec 21, 2004 7:15:57 GMT -5
lol i never read these b4, but SpEX is right, these do make Harry Potter look crap... not tht it isnt anyways, but you git the idea
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Post by darkreaver on Dec 21, 2004 13:37:35 GMT -5
yeah, tho harry pot head IS a pile of puke already..
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thats the bad thing bout booze.. you forget all the good stuff XD
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What's the matter with u dragon? your always whining about religion -_-U
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Post by Nightmare on Dec 29, 2004 4:48:15 GMT -5
I wanna hear more crazy stories.
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Post by Xzero on Dec 29, 2004 16:57:38 GMT -5
me to
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Post by Xero Bloodline on Jan 18, 2005 18:02:49 GMT -5
Chronicle 7: Stripper Psychologist Sooner or later, every dancer at work is gonna have a problem, and for some odd reason they almost always confide in me. Some are moreso just whining and complaining, some are actually very serious and personal, and some are just outright hilarious. The third type is the one we are discussing here. While one of the girls was putting her clothes back on, she looks at me and says "I hate to talk about this, but I just gotta tell someone." You all know me, I'm a nice guy, I'll listen to anybody, so I tell her to sit down and lemme hear it. "Well, last night, I was hanging out with some friends, we got pretty drunk, and well, my best friend that was there, she's a lesbian, and really into it too. Well, we were all really drunk, next thing I know we're kissing, and, one thing lead to another... and... we... slept together. I mean, I just woke up the next morning, and I was naked lying next to her." The girl's biggest problem with this is she has talked to her lesbian friend about this before, and explained to her that she wasn't even vaguely interested in any lesbian relationship. She's afraid that the lesbian friend took this too personally, and may have feelings for her. She doesn't wanna break heart, and still wants to be her friend. And you thought you had problems, Vilex. Anyway, I told her she was just gonna have to sit down with her friend, get everything out in the open, and see if she wanted this to lead somewhere, or if she was just drunk and having a one night lesbian stand. Man, I'm just solving problems everywhere, aren't I...? |
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Post by Nightmare on Jan 18, 2005 18:39:50 GMT -5
lol, and that's why drinking too much isn't a good idea. XD
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Post by Xero Bloodline on Jan 18, 2005 18:45:08 GMT -5
The funniest part, I accidentally left this out, is there were guys at this party, plenty from what I heard. And she manages to sleep with another woman! I bet that was a real ego-buster for all the guys there.
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Post by ShAuNmAn-X on Feb 27, 2005 15:40:30 GMT -5
At least it woulda been fun to watch.
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Post by Knuckles on Feb 27, 2005 16:25:11 GMT -5
lol so true... whens the next story Xero?
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Post by Xero Bloodline on Feb 27, 2005 19:01:28 GMT -5
Work's kinda drab right now. With all the Marines coming back in town, we're too busy actually working for anything funny or offhand to happen. But they'll be leaving soon, and we'll have more time on our hands, and I'll instigate something just so I can have another story. |
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