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Post by Xero Bloodline on Oct 26, 2004 12:03:24 GMT -5
I wanted to do this for a while, and I figured it'd be pointless and funny to put here in the other section. As most of you know, I work at a strip club. I'm security. My primary job is to sit the VIP Room where they give couch dances. I give girls their cut of the money from VIP sales, and I make sure nothing happens that shouldn't, if you get what I mean. However, working at a strip club can generate some pretty interesting stories, and I think I should share them with you all.  So I'll tell you a story, and you get to decide if its actually true or not. So here we go: Chronicle 1: My First "Fight" The first fight I ever had to break up in the club wasn't between two drunk Marines, it was actually between two strippers in the VIP Room. One girl, who will be known as A, had gone to the bathroom or something. While she was away another girl, who we'll call B, took her couch to give a dance. When girl A got back, she was furious that someone had taken her couch. The couches aren't labeled, nobody has "their couch." Its first come first serve. Girl A took her guy and sat him in the next couch, but continued to talk crap to Girl B, while both gave their dances. Girl B finally got up, got in Girl A's face, and that's when Girl A spit in the other's face. And then it was on. Girl B jumped on Girl A swinging, and they rolled around in the floor for a while. As a side note, all these girls are wearing are thongs, that's it. It took me and another security guard to pull those two apart. But as a plus, VIP sales went up drastically after that fight, and many customers told me they were coming back the next night, cause that was the coolest thing they had ever seen. |
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Post by Vilex on Oct 26, 2004 15:30:10 GMT -5
lol, man you gotta love your job xero  I would! but there would be some advanteges and disadvanteges though, Anyways, i know your not sex crazed as i am, so your not like "oh my god! damn that girls hot! and goes up and taps her" sort of thing, like i would most likly do, you respect women, so do I, but... It's hard to pass up the opurtinity, But yeah, what a good story, I though you had another job or whatever? i though you had a band...? |
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Post by Renegade on Oct 26, 2004 21:25:43 GMT -5
haha i remember that story, as you've said your work can be hell, or it can be really fun
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Post by Captain SpExtacular on Oct 26, 2004 22:40:47 GMT -5
LOL! man wish i had a job like that...
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Post by Xero Bloodline on Oct 27, 2004 15:29:19 GMT -5
Chronicle 2: Drunk Strippers Can Be Fun This one happened last night, so I better tell you before I forget. Last night, one of the girls named Missy was off work, so she came in drinking last night. And believe me, she got drunk. She repeatedly ran back to the VIP Room to remind me, "Hey, guess what?? I'm drunk!! Hee hee hee!!!" She kept wanting me to buy her pretzels out of the vending machine too, for some odd reason. But anyway, in one of her visit she explained to me how she had gotten ass implants a few months ago. I was not aware you could get ass implants, but whatever. She told me all about how her grandmother paid for them, she showed me the scar from the surgery, and repeatedly let me feel her ass to see if I could even tell if they were implants or not. I was even able to convince her to give me a free couch dance, on the pretense that we didn't think she could do one while she was drunk. Turns out she can after all. |
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Post by Vilex on Oct 27, 2004 15:51:31 GMT -5
.........whoa..... damn....... lucky you.... ;D
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Post by Renegade on Oct 31, 2004 23:08:38 GMT -5
no one can stop Xero's powers of persuasion! no one stripper can overcom the p.o.p
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Post by Xero Bloodline on Nov 4, 2004 14:49:08 GMT -5
Chronicle 3: Drunk Bouncers Can Be Fun Too
For some odd reason, I was the only bouncer on the schedule last night, so every other bouncer decided to come in and get drunk last night. There's one in particular we're talking about here, who from here on out will be referred to as Coconut Head. That's his nickname, live with it. Coconut Head's just turned 21, he's about 6'1", 330lbs., obviously he's a pretty big guy. Well he got drunk last night. Very drunk, the most drunk I've ever seen him. And when Coconut gets drunk, he loses the ability to shut his mouth. Imagine that. After the bar is closed and we're cleaning up, he begins talking trash around the club, particularly to the asst. manager and another bouncer, both in there drinking as well. Well, in good fun, they decide they're gonna wrestle Coconut, and manage to tackle him to the ground. Coconut didn't take it seriously, got up, and we all laughed about it. Then Coconut decided it would be a good idea to talk trash to our manager. Our manager's only about 5'6", Italian guy. But I've seen him fight, I wouldn't mess with him if I had a gun and he had a stick. Coconut's standing there talking trash to his face, and before anybody knows it, the manager's straight jabbed Coconut in the nuts, and he drops to his knees fast. We all laugh, except Coconut of course. Well, as we're all leaving the club, Coconut's still running his mouth. So, with the help of one of the waitresses, we trick Coconut to bend over, and the manager sprays mace directly at Coconut's ass, and then up his shirt sleeve. Ah, it was good times. I'm glad I'm smart enough not to talk trash when I'm drunk. Or at least I make sure I do it to the right people.
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Post by Iruparattso on Nov 6, 2004 14:48:25 GMT -5
Damn that's funny XD
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Post by Xero Bloodline on Nov 13, 2004 11:52:16 GMT -5
Chronicle 4: Can anyone say "Twilight Zone"?
Last night was an extremely weird one. For starters, the crowd was practically non-exsistant. It would have been a good Monday night crowd, but horrible for a Friday night, especially right around payday. My brother and I were invited to a party by a customer Wednesday night and were unable to attend, so the guy comes back in and invites me to ANOTHER party last night. Almost like he threw another whole party just to get us to come. Unfortunately, I couldn't attend this one either. Then, I was walking back from the office one time, the manager and asst. manager were sitting by the bar. The asst. manager is drinking a Bud Lite, while on the clock, and hands me a beer as I walk by. You're not suppose to drink on the clock, but when the asst. manager hands you a beer while he's drinking one and sitting right beside the manager, you take the beer. And after that, he would occasionally come back and check on me, and see if I wanted another. If work wasn't 45 mins away from my home, I would have been drunk at work last night. The girls were in weird moods as well. The ones who always bitch about somethin were in extremely good moods, the ones I consider my friends barely talked to me all night, and the ones that are usually drunk while they work....well....they were drunk. Even one of the bartenders was in there drunk, and got a couch dance. Too bad the bartender's an older woman, and not that hot. All in all, nothing major, but a very unusual night.
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Post by mechwarrior on Nov 23, 2004 17:24:07 GMT -5
I am beginning to become interested in this. You tell us what happens to you during your job and we all shoot comments. Ah, Life. XD
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Post by Xero Bloodline on Dec 3, 2004 0:13:54 GMT -5
Its been a while, but here we go...
Chronicle 5: Lots of Fire Can Burn
The drama was definitely hot in the club Wednesday night. It was a final night for many people. We had a new dancer start that night, and to say she was gorgeous would be an understatement. Olive skin, long black hair, big beautiful...um....eyes. Anyway, you get the point. She could have easily walked outta there with $1000 if she had worked all night. After the first our of work, she just walked out. Didn't tell the DJ, didn't tell the manager, didn't tell anybody, just walked out. What a loss it was to us all. Then, one of our lovely bartenders decided to accuse our manager of stealing some of her tips at the end of the previous night. They got into a very intense and loud argument, in which she was either fired or quit, I don't know which. Another great loss, she was beautiful and also the only bartender who tipped me when I helped her stock the bar. Our asst. manager, who was in there drinking, had to suddenly fill in as bartender for the rest of the night, and he was none too happy about that. So much that he and a waitress got into an argument over something stupid and trivial, and he told her to pack her stuff, go home, and don't call back. Bam, another lovely lady fired. Then of course, what night wouldn't be complete without a huge fight between two drunk Marines? A fight that would take the manager, the DJ, the on-duty security guard, the off-duty security guard who was drunk, and the off-duty security guard's friend who's always hanging out with him to break up. Me? I was doing the smart thing; sitting in the office and guarding the club's money. What an insane night it was, and I'm so glad I'm not going back for 4 more days.
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Post by mechwarrior on Dec 3, 2004 10:56:01 GMT -5
Sounds like a lot of commotion stirs up there. Honestly, all I can say is watch out for yourself o.o
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Post by Vilex on Dec 4, 2004 11:37:30 GMT -5
maaaannn xero, your story are always interesting  It's cool though, its like a fanfiction, but then again its just about your live and its entertaining us, i'm entertained for one ;D. i wonder when somthing "different" and unusal will happen ^_^. |
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Post by Xero Bloodline on Dec 4, 2004 15:16:34 GMT -5
I know what you're waiting for Vilex, and you really think I'd tell you kids about somethin like that? |
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So I'll tell you a story, and you get to decide if its actually true or not. So here we go:
I would! but there would be some advanteges and disadvanteges though, Anyways, i know your not sex crazed as i am, so your not like "oh my god! damn that girls hot! and goes up and taps her" sort of thing, like i would most likly do, you respect women, so do I, but... It's hard to pass up the opurtinity, But yeah, what a good story, I though you had another job or whatever? i though you had a band...?
It's cool though, its like a fanfiction, but then again its just about your live and its entertaining us, i'm entertained for one ;D. i wonder when somthing "different" and unusal will happen ^_^.