swimstud600
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Post by swimstud600 on Jan 26, 2007 15:49:49 GMT -5
Imagine if Chuck Norris ever got all the Chaos Emeralds..
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Post by K.O. on Jan 26, 2007 15:55:21 GMT -5
Chuck Norris is wayyy overrated.
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Post by t0y on Jan 29, 2007 21:55:21 GMT -5
I can beat Chuck Norris. How, you ask? Chuck Norris has an unsaid weakness. PIKACHU. *Sics Pikachu on Chuck norris. Chuck norris kills pikachu and it's acid blood destroys his jeans. chuck norris gets pissed off and ruins the earth, but Vin Diesel comes by and knocks him around like a little bitch. Then Nightmare comes by and uses The Fire on them, pwning both muscleheads.*
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Post by Ruinaru on Jan 29, 2007 23:12:17 GMT -5
Chuck Norris never actually moves. He wills the world around him to move in a manner such that he is where he wants to be. When he kicks you, it's all in your mind. Except the flesh wounds and lack of life.
Just made up on the spot...
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Post by K.O. on Jan 30, 2007 7:41:34 GMT -5
Once again, Chuck Norris isn't worth half of what people think. I personnaly know a guy that can kick his ass.
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Post by t0y on Jan 30, 2007 10:30:56 GMT -5
Yea, f'reals. Aaron Lewis would beat his ass with his electric guitar. *Praises Staind and their beautiful Metalcore music*
Or we could just summon Cthulhu.. *Sacrifices Frozt, and reads the rite from his Book of Chaos....*
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Post by Ruinaru on Jan 30, 2007 16:10:55 GMT -5
Of course he's not as amazing as we say he is. But it's still fun to joke around, y'know?
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Post by Model O MkII "DARK ELF!!" on Mar 1, 2007 20:06:22 GMT -5
What are you talking about of course he is!! unless he's pitted agains mr. rodgers in a bloodstained sweater...
*ultimate showdown*
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Post by Brimstone on Mar 1, 2007 20:08:42 GMT -5
did you know that chuck norris trained under bruce lee and thats why he kicks so much ass
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Post by elementis on Mar 1, 2007 20:22:23 GMT -5
they say chuck norrises folicles power the wii remote......or batteries.
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Post by Model O MkII "DARK ELF!!" on Mar 1, 2007 20:23:30 GMT -5
who's they?
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Post by Ruinaru on Mar 1, 2007 20:24:52 GMT -5
I heard that Bruce Lee once knocked this sumo wrestler or something over. May not sound impressive, but supposedly his hand was only about an inch away from the guy he knocked over before he punched. He didn't pull his arm back or anything. Just a straight forward punch. Maybe it was someone else... Whichever one of those martial arts people that made their final movie recently.
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Post by Brimstone on Mar 1, 2007 20:31:34 GMT -5
your thinking of jet lee Bruce lee died early in his career due to an unkown illness many believe he was murdered with a kiss of dealth that takes a long time to kill you but you are in large amounts of pain (were talking it takes years to kill you but in that case it sound like he died of cancer then)
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Post by Model O MkII "DARK ELF!!" on Mar 1, 2007 20:38:23 GMT -5
/me gives ruinaru and brimstone the kiss of death *
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Post by Brimstone on Mar 1, 2007 20:39:20 GMT -5
*brakes model neck
you Die now ill die in a few year ask god when you see him if it was worth it * a few years pass*
High model guess what the kiss never got to kill me i just crashed my car into a cement wall
chuck norris lost his virginity before his father
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