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Post by Reaver on Mar 2, 2007 1:55:13 GMT -5
XD Good one Brim..
[GM]Dave > Chuck Norris
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Post by Model O MkII "DARK ELF!!" on Mar 3, 2007 0:36:05 GMT -5
So did mr. rodgers.
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Post by Miguel on Mar 4, 2007 10:38:54 GMT -5
If god created the universe, than who created god? Chuck Noriss.
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Post by Model O MkII "DARK ELF!!" on Mar 4, 2007 13:57:02 GMT -5
and who created chuck noris? Granny Noris. and who created her? Mr. Rodgers.
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Post by Brimstone on Mar 4, 2007 13:59:07 GMT -5
and who created chuck noris? Granny Noris. and who created her? Mr. Rodgers. no Xero created chuck noris but that thats a secret few know
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Post by Model O MkII "DARK ELF!!" on Mar 4, 2007 14:27:37 GMT -5
=_= suck up...
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Post by Peytral on Mar 4, 2007 14:49:36 GMT -5
I'm too lazy to read all 15 pages so I dont know if soemones listed this yet but.
The Teenage mutant ninja turtles were based off a true story. Chuck Norris swallowed 4 turtles alive and when he crapped them out they were 6 foot tall mutant ninjas.
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Post by Model O MkII "DARK ELF!!" on Mar 4, 2007 14:58:03 GMT -5
Ow poor chuck
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Post by Brimstone on Mar 5, 2007 16:36:52 GMT -5
Its true! Chuck Norris is one Forth Cherokee This has nothing to do with Native American Ancestry the man ate a Freakin Indian!
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Post by elementis on Mar 10, 2007 21:05:07 GMT -5
chuck n0rr1s? h3's 4 v3ry str0ng dud3. 4ny0n3 h3r3 w0uld 3nvy h1m.
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Post by Model O MkII "DARK ELF!!" on Mar 11, 2007 3:21:01 GMT -5
Chuck noris was the REAL 4th hokage
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Post by Tony on Mar 11, 2007 4:15:36 GMT -5
The way the wind blows depends on which direction Chuck Norris is kicking ass.
When asked whether Chuck Norris favored the Blu-ray or HD-DVD technology he simply huffed and said, "Movies are for people who can't get laid, this is the reason my Betamax has so much dust on it."
In the song "Time" by Pink Floyd, there is a line that says we are "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death". That one day refers to Chuck Norris puncturing your lungs and letting you die slowly over a 24 hour period.
Chuck Norris once fought off 42 ninjas bilndfolded, while having sex with 3 women.
Chuck Norris once inhaled a seagull.
Chuck Norris' advice? Grow a beard.
Chuck Norris is half silverback gorilla.
Once while playing baseball for the Texas Rangers, Chuck Norris hit a grand slam with no runners on base.
Chuck Norris once had an IMAX movie in the works, but it was canned when the test audience was tragically crushed by 3-D roundhouse kicks.
The Big Bang was a result of Chuck Norris learning how to effectively use the roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris is the person that is above Supreme Kai.
CNN was originally the "Chuck Norris Network" but was later changed to a news station because the awesomeness of a Chuck Norris network kept blowing up satellites, TVs, and viewers' eyeballs.
Chuck Norris once climbed Niagara Falls.
Chuck Norris once filled in for Santa Claus, but was fired by Jesus because he gave every child only a Total Gym and a box set of every Walker Texas Ranger episode ever made.
The idea for "The Incredible Hulk" came about when Stan Lee witnessed Chuck Norris trying to solve a rubix cube. Chuck spun each side twice, and when the puzzle wasn't solved, he threw a subway car full of people into a Subway restaurant full of people.
Dinosaurs aren't really extinict; they're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
In response to his challenge, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked MC Hammer so hard that he went bankrupt. Chuch Norris then bellowed, "I can touch this," while he pelvic thrusted in Hammer's general direction.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris invented the spork.
When Chuck Norris was denied a McGriddle at McDonalds because it was 10:35, He roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
As a child, Chuck Norris once had a pet iguana. While suffering from a brief cold, he sneezed on the reptile, knocking it unconscious. Assuming it dead, Chuck flushed it down the toilet. Two months later, the creature known as Godzilla emerged from the sea to decimate the city of Tokyo.
Chuck Norris is the creator of myspace. He made the site just to make a list of everybody that he wants to kill.
Chuck Norris knows where in the world Carmen Sandiego is. He impregnated her with one swift punch to the ovaries, and she bore him a child. We know him as Superman.
Chuck Norris' beard has three Superbowl rings.
Chuck Norris once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road.
No one has ever seen Chuck Norris and Optimus Prime together at the same time. Coincidence?
Chuck Norris can spell out "Chuck Norris" with Cheerios.
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Post by Model O MkII "DARK ELF!!" on Mar 11, 2007 4:22:53 GMT -5
CHUCK NORIS!
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Post by Miguel on Mar 16, 2007 20:24:54 GMT -5
After he was stumped by a particularly tricky game of "Where's Waldo," Chuck Norris insemenated all of the female characters in the picture. Nine months later, he gathered all of his offspring and formed a renegade band of mercenaries, which he called "Chuck's F**ks." Norris still patrols the countryside with his offspring, searching for Waldo.
In America, Chuck Norris kills you quickly and painlessley, in soviet russia, Chuck Norris kicks your ass to an inch from death and then sleeps with your mom while watching you suffer.
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Post by toykun on Mar 19, 2007 21:51:33 GMT -5
Chuck Norris is the Boogeyman, dude.
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