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Post by Ztrl on Mar 20, 2007 0:08:06 GMT -5
That's funny as hell.
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Post by Elusis on Mar 20, 2007 6:37:30 GMT -5
Chuck Norris is his own mom. >.>;;
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Post by Miguel on Mar 21, 2007 17:06:57 GMT -5
No. He's his great grandfather, his grandfather, his father, his son, his grandson, and his great grandson. He's also every male member of his family, as he stole the first flux capacitor from the STFU brigade and repeatedly went back in time and fatherd every one of them. If considering that brained your damage, then you now know why every one on B&G hates time travel.
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Post by RELLIK on Mar 26, 2007 11:11:09 GMT -5
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Post by ShAuNmAn-X on Mar 29, 2007 3:18:46 GMT -5
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
XD
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Post by Ztrl on Mar 30, 2007 2:26:18 GMT -5
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Post by ShAuNmAn-X on Mar 30, 2007 2:32:53 GMT -5
Wow, Just what I've always wanted. Some pants that I can kick in, with the added benifit of being tight enough to show off my junk!
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Post by Miguel on Mar 30, 2007 16:14:21 GMT -5
Ewwwww...... Anyvay, there is now a new form of suicide and is the most effective. It's to enter "Chuck Norris" in the Google toolbar, and hit "I'm feeling lucky".
If you spell Chuck Norris worng in the Google toolbar, it doesn't say "Did you mean Chuck Norris, it says "RUN NOW, WHILE YOU STILL HAVE A CHANCE!".
When your computer crashes beyond recovery, it's because Chuck Norris learned to create viruses, and computers now have more reason to fear him.
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Post by The Emo Bunny on Mar 31, 2007 10:32:31 GMT -5
Chuck Norris has only had sex once From 1999 to 2001
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Post by ShAuNmAn-X on Mar 31, 2007 22:45:05 GMT -5
Chuck Norris has only had sex once From 1999 to 2001 That's because Chuck is so powerful that when he finished the womans head exploded in sheer amazement!! Just like JFK!!
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Post by Miguel on Apr 2, 2007 19:15:27 GMT -5
Chuck Norris was created by Xero Bloodline, but he took after his mother until he played with the soul Reaver.
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Post by Ztrl on Apr 29, 2007 22:07:08 GMT -5
Chuck Norris joke on Family Guy this week!
It was soo funny.
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Post by Ztrl on May 1, 2007 16:49:37 GMT -5
Here's the clip:
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Post by Brimstone on May 1, 2007 17:13:40 GMT -5
In soviet Russia Chuck norris gets round housed by you!
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Post by Miguel on May 1, 2007 17:20:36 GMT -5
Chuck Norris sports his new dragoon skin boots, which he washes in Brimstone's blood and ploishes with Tony blood. When asked where he got it all, CHuck Norris said "I kill everything myself. Even you." Let us now have a moment of silence for the reporter.
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