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Post by flame13th on May 5, 2007 7:15:48 GMT -5
Ben Stiller actually has to do a stunt double when his character said; 'fudgein Chuck Norris' in Dodgeball and the stunt double was never been seen after that.
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Post by Miguel on May 5, 2007 10:44:45 GMT -5
When Chuck Norris Plays JAK X, all the other cars explode and the deth cause icons say that Chuck Norris used awesomness to PWN [insert victim's name here]
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Post by yoogateefloo on May 8, 2007 22:20:57 GMT -5
Chuck Norris had a paper route when he was a kid. There were no survivors.
After seeing an episode of "Walker: Texas Ranger," The French surrendered to Chuck Norris, just to be safe.
Chuck Norris has filed a lawsuit against Subway for not putting thumb tacks and bricks on his sub, claiming it was "his way."
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Post by Captain SpExtacular on Jun 18, 2007 21:43:10 GMT -5
The universe and man was created when Chuck Norris and God had a farting contest. We were created in the image of chuck norris, not god. Sry folks lol.
Just made that up to lol.
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Post by Reaver on Oct 4, 2007 9:22:50 GMT -5
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Post by Tony on Oct 4, 2007 12:34:03 GMT -5
Oh.... that's it Reaver! You started it again!
Ever wonder how bacon was created? Chuck Norris karate chopped a pig so many times so all that was left were thin strips of meat. He then cooked them with his fire breathing ability and bacon was invented. His beard suggested the name.
Chuck Norris' battle cry is, "Naaaaachoooooooooooo!!!!"
Recent research suggests that more than 98% of the mass of the Milky Way's black hole is attributed to the multitudinous terrorists, communists, and other villians sent to their doom by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has the ability to morph into many forms. How do you explain all the shark attacks each year?
If you look carefully during the 'Hot Coffee' portion of older copies of GTA: San Andreas, you can see Chuck in the corner giving two thumbs up.
Chuck Norris is a white supremacist but also lead the Black Civil Rights movement. When asked which side he really was on, Chuck replied, "The Mexicans."
It has been said that using only a shoelace, three coconuts and a wedge of cheese, Chuck Norris can bring forth the apocalypse.
Chuck Norris' beard can receive sonar. He will often refer to bats as, "My little winged friends."
Zeus came from Chuck Norris' head.
You wouldn't like Chuck Norris when he's angry. Unless you have some sort of strange "being decapitated" fetish.
Chuck Norris does not know what Willis is "talkin' bout". He does however know how much he wants to roundhouse Gary Colmen in the face.
When Superman squeezes a lump of coal, he creates a diamond. When Chuck Norris squeezes a lump of coal, he creates an African child to work in his diamond mines.
The day Dick Cheney allegedly shot that man in the face, there was another hunter present, one not identified by the press. It was Chuck Norris, and he was the one who actually shot that man. Dick Cheney merely took the rap out of fear and loyalty.
Chuck Norris eats eight meals a day. Seven are steak, and the last is the rest of the cow.
Chuck Norris has no pancreas. He instead has a retroperitoneal waffle iron that excretes a pancreatic juice made of liquid vengeance.
Before Chuck Norris, it used to take the Earth 365 days to revolve around the sun. Then in the fall of 1976, Chuck Norris performed a roundhouse kick so powerful, the shockwave caused the Earth to slow and since then it now takes the Earth 365 and 1/4 days to revolve around the sun. Chuck Norris is the reason we recognize leap years.
When Chuck Norris has a bad day, people die. When Chuck Norris has a good day... twice as many people die and a few things explode.
Chuck Norris once ate a bakery out of business in 7 minutes. He then rid himself of every calorie by thought alone. Not even cake can f**k with Chuck Norris.
On the weekends Chuck's favorite pastime happens to be going to retirement homes. Not to help out, but in fact to swallow the souls of the old. This is the reason why he has stayed at the physical age of 55 for the past 213 years.
Chuck Norris swears he didn't sleep with your wife. Yes, it is strange that your children show an affinity for Texas justice and beard cultivation. No, Chuck Norris does not know why your wife can only climax when you wear a karate uniform. Chuck Norris thinks you are asking the kind a questions a person asks when they want to be kicked in the face.
Chuck Norris was fired after appearing in one episode of "Lost" after repeatedly questioning why the others couldn't build a Boeing 747 from the wood scattered on the island and be home for the 7 PM viewing of "Walker Texas Ranger" like he did.
The Leaning Tower of Pisa was the result of a light Chuck Norris roundhouse kick that actually took place in Poland.
If you say Chuck Norris' name three times into a mirror, he will appear behind you immediately and break your neck. Then, he'll trim his beard in your sink leaving his facial clippings as a calling card.
Chuck Norris once read that if a Leprechaun is captured it is obligated to give its captor the pot of gold that it keeps hidden at the end of a rainbow. Within a half hour Chuck Norris had a basement full of Leprechauns and more gold then Mr. T.
Ben and Jerry's was recently forced to pull their new flavor, "Chuck Norris' Roundhouse Swirl", from shelves following a slew of complaints from parents. The ice cream was blood red, and contained pieces of small children and rusty nails.
Chuck Norris has issued a press release vowing to kill the entire Internet if he reads the phrase "roundhouse kick" one more goddamn time.
On the first day God created the heavens and the earth, looked down, and then said, "Holy sh*t, is that Chuck Norris?"
Chuck Norris has never found Waldo, but vows to kick his ass when he does.
Chuck Norris went into a hospital. When they asked him what was wrong, Norris replied "I've got disco fever," and then he killed eight paramedics.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
Chuck Norris is actually the love child of Willie Nelson and a mystical ninja mummy.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Lance Armstrong once made fun of Chuck Norris. As a result Chuck Norris challenged Lance to a bike race using the Tour de France's actual course. Instead of peddling Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked his bike the length of the course and beat Lance by three days. Lance immediately protested the result and Chuck roundhouse kicked him. As a result Lance's hair became part of Chuck Norris' beard and he lost his testicle. Lance didn't have cancer he was just a victim of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he once ripped a man's beating heart out of his chest, showed it to him, sliced it in two with a karate chop, put it in a pot with some nice onions and celery, cooked it, ate it, sh*t it out, and took the whole sh**ty mess filled with bits of beating heart and veggies, and shoved it back into the still standing man. The dude died, but man that was cool.
Chuck Norris finds it amusing to liquefy squirrels in a blender.
Researchers recently discovered the original draft of the Declaration of Independence. It said "Dear King George – F**k you, we're leaving. Signed, Chuck Norris."
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Post by Tony on Oct 11, 2007 22:26:47 GMT -5
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Post by Xzero on Nov 23, 2007 3:02:45 GMT -5
Chuck norris once had Sex on an 18 wheeler and his love juice seeped into the engine. Today we know this 18 wheeler as Optimus Prime.
Who or what chuck norris had sex with is no longer among the living.
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Post by Tony on Nov 23, 2007 21:40:56 GMT -5
Just because Xzero posted in here...
One time I was trapped on the roof of a burning building with no way down. I yelled, "Help me Chuck Norris. Help me!" I saw something out of the corner of my eye. I turned to my right to see what it was. It was a small dot in the sky, but as I stared, the object got closer and closer. It was Chuck Norris! He landed on the roof and gave me an autographed headshot of himself. He then took off and left me there. Today, 70 percent of my body is covered with 1st degree burns. Chuck Norris is an asshole.
The Movie "Unbreakable" was originally about Chuck Norris' Tetris Hi-Score.
The only "sensitive side" Chuck Norris has is his indefinite love for dealing out Pain and Death to punk-asses and/or, but not limited to, emo kids, infant children, and elderly people. All other sides of Chuck Norris are "extremely fatal".
When asked, "Do you know the muffin man?" Chuck Norris replies, "The Muffin Man?" Then eats the face of whoever is asking.
The famous Dr. Marten Steel-Toed Boot was a vain effort to duplicate Chuck Norris' foot.
Chuck Norris is the only person in history to have went black and went back.
Particle accelerators only work when the scientists manage to convince Chuck Norris to give the particles a push.
Chuck Norris' beard has three Superbowl rings.
Chuck Norris likes to dress up in a "Barney" suit and visit the local kintergardens. When the happy little children ask Chuck to sing a song he roundhouse kicks the sh*t out of them, removes his mask, and says, "I'm not a jukebox, you little f**ker."
Whenever Chuck Norris needs a new pair of boots he just goes out and kicks through a cow.
If you're separated by six degrees from Kevin Bacon, you're an actor. If you're separated by six degrees from Chuck Norris, you'll be dead in a matter of hours.
It is well known that Chuck Norris weightlifts a lot, but it is not well known that he refuses to weightlift unless he is skydiving from 45,000 feet, without a parachute.
Chuck Norris was once walking along the Sahara Desert when he decided he needed shelter from the sun. So he stared at the sand until it melted into 2-ton blocks. He then made his shelter, which we now call the Great Pyramids.
Once, during a spar, an opponent challenged Chuck Norris to beat him with his bare hands. Because of a miscommunication, Norris left the match and made his way down to the nearest zoo where he preceded to roundhouse kick live grizzly bears to death. It was a mere feat because all animals cower in the presence of Chuck Norris. After relieving the bear carcasses of their paws, Norris made his way back to the spar, where he commenced to beat his opponent to death with his bear hands.
Chuck Norris went on a drug trip with Raffi, which resulted in the lyrics for the song "Banana Phone".
in the 19th century, whales were hunted down to extinction by Chuck Norris when he discovered they made an excellent addition to a protein shake.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. For Chuck Norris, there is Richard Simmons.
Noah's Ark never happened. Chuck Norris actually saved all the animals by telling them to climb into his beard.
Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to do sh*t for a Klond**e bar.
Through his advanced studies in Cosmology and the Universe, Stephen Hawking discovered the one way to destroy Chuck Norris. Chuck got to him first.
As a child, Chuck Norris deiced to create a small building one day out of Texas dirt and his saliva. The Alamo would be faithfully remembered as the fort Chuck Norris built from that day forward.
Chuck Norris has the 6th Golden Ticket.
Chuck Norris has done approximatly five hundred thousand dollars worth of damage just from kicking people out windows.
Chuck Norris was hired to excavate the Channel Tunnel, a feat he completed in three hours with his bare hands. The remaining 8 years construction time were spent filling the tunnel back in to get it down to the desired diameter.
When Chuck Norris eats grapes, he pisses out well-aged wine.
When someone dies without a will, their property goes to Chuck Norris. It's not a legal thing, Chuck Norris just likes free stuff.
After staring at the American flag long enough, a 3D image of Chuck Norris pops up.
Chuck Norris does not flex at 100%, if he did, his muscle mass would become so dense it would create it's own gravitational field similar to that of a black hole... Killing all living things in the universe, except himself.
Chuck Norris can spell his name with Cheerios.
Chuck Norris can rub his stomach, pat his head, and spread butter on toast all at once.
It's said that if you look directly into Chuck Norris' eyes you can see the beginning and end of all things... but no one has had the balls to try.
Johnny Cash once shot a man in Reno just to see him die. Chuck Norris once nuked the city of Reno just to toast his Pop-Tart.
Video killed the radio star. Upon hearing this, Chuck Norris killed Video.
Chuck Norris uses the Five-Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique to cure his heartburn.
Chuck Norris built Rome in a day.
Chuck Norris has his own private fishing hole, and he kills anyone who enters it. We call this spot the Bermuda Triangle.
The one dollar bill originally had Chuck Norris on it, but the beard kept getting caught in vending machines.
Chuck Norris filled the earth's oceans when he shook his beard dry after a sparring session with Thor.
Chuck Norris can shoot a man with a knife.
The most powerful Yu-Gi-Oh! card is the Chuck Norris Card. Once brought into play, all other cards spontaneously burst into flames. Chuck Norris will then jump out of the card and roundhouse kick you and everyone else for playing such a gay game. (Tony: OMG! CARD IDEA GET!)
Polar Bear/Grizzly hybrids are more common than people think. Chuck Norris/Grizzly hybrids are much more rare. The only living example is Robin Williams.
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Post by Reaver on Jan 10, 2008 7:16:46 GMT -5
Chuck Norris toilet paper
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Post by Captain SpExtacular on Nov 24, 2008 23:45:15 GMT -5
Chuck Norris dosn't get angry. The last time he got angry he slaughtered over a million jews and passed it off on a poor German.
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Post by Tony on Dec 2, 2008 15:04:14 GMT -5
Just made some of my own.
Physicists have theorized that if a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick were to ever come in contacted with a Falcon Punch, the result would be a release of energy similar to that of the big bang.
It was once believed to be impossible to clone Chuck Norris. This was proven wrong years ago when the first Norris clone, named Douglas, was born. Currently, Douglas works as a bounty hunter and is also a racing champion.
With that... it is time...
The Six Million Dollar Man challenged Chuck Norris to a fight. Today he is known as the One Dollar and Thirty Seven Cent Man.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a crank caller, who used a payphone through the phone line itself. Due to the unpleasant memory, now Chuck Norris glares at every pay phone. This is why the yellow pages exist.
The only reason Chuck Norris wears clothes is so he can get through the day without being mobbed by thousands of rabid men and women trying to have sex with him.
Chuck Norris was originally chosen for the movie Armageddon, but in the end the producers went with Bruce Willis. Because in real life Chuck would have given the killer asteroid a roundhouse kick at the moment it posed any danger. Thus turning the 2.5 hour epic into a 10 minute after school special.
The only time Chuck Norris ever cried was when Liu Kang died. Chuck later decided Liu was a girl thingy for dying and chewed his copy of Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance in half.
Many Strongmen rip phone books in half using their bare hands to demonstrate their strength. Chuck Norris rips Strongmen in half using a TV Guide. Scientists are baffled...
Chuck Norris has only one favorite food: Moonshine.
Kryptonite is the only thing that can kill superman. Kryptonite was later to be determined as the bowel movements of Chuck Norris.
Teleportation was invented when a salesman called Chuck Norris on his cellphone. For wasting his minutes, Chuck reached in and pulled the telemarketer through the phone and ate him.
Chuck Norris will only hire pre-op transvestites as personal security. He believes, correctly, that no one is more alert, edgy, and dangerous as a person who is about to have their testicles surgically removed.
Chuck Norris once impregnated every virgin on the planet on the same day and they all gave birth on the same day nine months later. This day has been called Labor Day.
The fight scene between Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee near the end of "Return of the Dragon" required 58 takes because Chuck Norris kept accidentally beating Bruce Lee. Finally after shooting the scene 57 times, a stunt double had to be brought in to replace Chuck Norris. This stunt double was, of course, a young Vin Diesel.
Every time you litter, Chuck Norris cries, then he'll roundhouse kick your grandma.
People run with the bulls for fun. The bulls are running from Chuck Norris in fear.
While serving in Vietnam one Christmas, Chuck Norris mistakenly shot the Grinch and napalmed Who-ville.
Chuck Norris was challenged to write the best fiction story of all time. He called it "The Bible". It was so good that it inspired several religions.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Chuck Norris will kill everyone, and he's starting with you.
Einstein's original Theory of Relativity was: If Chuck Norris kicks you, your relatives will feel it.
Kryptonite is to Superman as Canada is to Chuck Norris. He hates that place.
The Russian Mafia once put a hit on Chuck Norris. 30 minutes later the Mafia disbanded.
Chuck Norris holds the Guinness world records for; most deaths caused by round house kicks, most chest and beard hair, most women slept with, most random facts about, and most entries in the Guinness book of World records.
Chuck Norris attempted to round house kick an apple off of William Tells' head and ended up breaking his skull 46 times. He said it was an accident, but we all know the truth.
There are currently 5 viruses in population that could eradicate the worlds' population in less than a week. They are lying low because Chuck Norris does not like competition.
Chuck Norris found Carmen Sandiego. Then f**ked her.
After he won every major tennis tournament 150 years in a row, Chuck Norris became Roger Federer's first tennis teacher. He would still be playing to day, but they outlawed the use of feet and occasionally the sword he stole from He-Man as apropriate substitutions for a racket.
Upon entering any room, Chuck Norris always declares "It smells like ass in here". This is due to everyone crapping their pants when Chuck Norris arrives.
Chuck Norris choked an estimated 400,000 Viet Kong to death in 1985.
Chuck Norris was called to the set of the movie "Independence Day." They needed a way to show the Statue of Liberty laying on its side. To do this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the statue down, let it lay long enough for them to film the scene, then stared at it until it stood back up.
Chuck Norris has recently changed his middle name to "F**king."
If Superman and the Flash were to race to the egde of space you know who would win: Chuck Norris.
Once Chuck Norris made Jean Claude Van-Damme cry just by staring at him.
Chuck Norris ate the last piece of pizza. What are you gonna do about it?
The Bob Dylan song "Everything Is Broken" was inspired by an encounter the artist had with Chuck Norris.
In Monopoly, Chuck Norris' game piece is a small, pewter, Chuck Norris. He proclaims, "Thimbles are for queers!"
If you look closely, you can spot Chuck Norris in nearly every scene of "Men in Black".
Before the Osbournes a reality TV show was made on the life of Chuck Norris. After 300 hours of filming it was deemed impossible to edit it down to 30 minutes of footage that the world was ready to see. Over 40 editing staff died of unexplained causes. The movie, "The Ring", is loosely based on these events.
Chuck Norris has four eyes: two on his face and two right behind you, watching your every move.
Some call him the space cowboy, some have called him the gangster of love. Some have even called him Charles once or twice. Well, once.
Chuck Norris is niether male nor female, his gender is in fact, Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once took 12 NoDoz pills and then slept for 48 straight hours, just to prove a point.
Every single person who has ever quoted "Napolean Dynamite" is now on Chuck Norris' list. Chuck Norris hates that fudgeing movie.
Chuck Norris can kill two birds with one stone. Birds meaning 20 men, and stone meaning his fist.
Chuck Norris' last option is violence. It is also his only option.
Chuck Norris has flown tons of food and medical supplies into New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina. Chuck Norris has never piloted an aircraft.
There is no life on Mars. Thank Chuck Norris.
Every time Chuck Norris flexes, someone dies.
Chuck Norris once owned and operated a line of Sex-shops, but decided it would be funnier if he sold it to a kid's entertainment corporation. This chain still retains its original name, "Chuck E. Cheese's".
Chuck Norris ate an Intel chip and sh*t out a Mac, an iPod, and Steve Jobs.
Circles exist because Chuck Norris beat the crap out of some squares.
Chuck Norris constructed his own iPod by staring intensely at 10,000 country-western bands until they fearfully compacted themselves into a 2x4x1/2 inch white rectangle.
A man once fired a bullet at Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris swallowed the bullet and proceeded to drop his pants. Chuck Norris then bent over and fired the bullet out of his ass, blowing the man's head off.
Chuck Norris carved Mt. Rushmore by himself with his teeth. It took him thirty seconds.
Many religious scholars wonder why the Antichrist has not come yet. It's because Chuck Norris refuses to die.
Chuck Norris agreed to be a guest on The View, only to finally get his chance to make Barbara Walters cry.
Chuck Norris was once told that his show "Walker Texas Ranger" was for rednecks. He simply looked at the man stroked his beard and the man's children have been born with mullets ever since. The man is said to have committed suicide.
Chuck Norris was originally to be cast as the protagonist in Terminator. He denied, since he has already stopped a time war between machines and mankind. Twice.
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
When Chuck Norris tells a "yo mama" joke, people laugh. If they don't, then whatever Chuck said about their mom comes true.
There once was a boy from Nantucket, but then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in the face.
If you burn one of Chuck Norris' beard hairs and inhale the fumes you get high for 56 years.
It was proclaimed that the character Walker Texas Ranger was based on the life of Chuck Norris' grandson, Toby Norris, in the year 2030, and slightly changed to a western theme. When asked about the shows theme change Norris replied, "It's just more realistic that a cowboy sheriff is a martial arts master..." Norris then threw a smoke bomb on the floor and vanished, but had to come back because he forgot his car keys.
Chuck Norris once had a passionate affair with a turtle. The result was four sons named Leonardo, Donatello, Michaelangelo, and Raphael. Historians later invented some story about ooze and a talking rat because they felt it would be more believable.
Jesus can turn water into wine. Chuck Norris can turn urine into Dom Perignon.
Chuck Norris and Conan O'Brien are great friends. For Conan's 30th birthday, Chuck Norris gave him a wig made out of his beard hair. The wig ended up fusing with is scalp. Because of this, Conan will never age or die.
On the Eighth Day Chuck Norris told God to take a breather and that he'd "Take it from here."
Chuck Norris once tried skipping a rock across the Pacific Ocean. We now know this rock as Haley's Comet.
Chuck Norris was taking and evening stroll in a local neighborhood when a mountain spring water truck slammed in to a retarded child playing in the street. Chuck Norris rushed to the scene, destroyed the driver, and resurrected the child making him normal again. This event is celebrated as a show on TV called Captian Planet.
WWI ended when Chuck Norris finished his European vacation. WWII started when he went back for his wallet.
Missing in Action was not a movie. It was live footage of Chuck Norris in a Vietnam POW camp filmed by the North Vietnamese Army. Braddock was just the name Chuck used as an alias so that his fellow POW's wouldn't explode just from being in the same cell as Chuck Norris.
Legend has it Chuck Norris once ripped off his beard and donated it to Locks for Love. The lucky patients that received the hair transplants were able to eliminate their cancer by flexing for 30 minutes, just like Chuck.
For every time the phrase "roundhouse kick" appears on this website, Chuck Norris will bomb an African village.
Chuck Norris has an all over body tattoo of himself, only taller.
Chuck Norris can never die. Every thirty years Chuck Norris gives birth to himself. A fully adult, fully clothed, fully bearded Chuck Norris, equipped with all the skills and knowledge of the previous Chuck Norris. Including round house kicking skills, black magic, and the timeless art of seduction.
The only reason the Energizer Bunny keeps going and going is because it knows Chuck Norris is after it.
Chuck Norris' only pick up line is him snapping his fingers, pointing at a girl, and then pointing to his bulge. Chuck Norris gets it all the time.
Chuck Norris fell off the Empire State Building while roundhouse kicking Fred Durst. Chuck banged every girl in the building on his way down and landed on Ruben Studdard to break the fall.
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Post by Captain SpExtacular on Dec 4, 2008 12:14:34 GMT -5
Walker performs his legendary roundhouse kick to the villain's face as a last move that usually defeats the victim immediately when the victim falls from a window, off the roof, and others. The shot of Walker kicking his adversary is then rapidly repeated, twice, and in slow motion, from different angles. The kidnapping of assistant district attorney Alex Cahill/Cahill-Walker. Walker taking part in undercover operations, with the aim of getting evidence to convict the antagonists' leader. The antagonists' leader attempting to leave town or temporarily close down their illegal operations to avoid being arrested by Walker or his associates. Walker is often shown teasing Trivette as they drive from place to place. Trivette often complains about always having to fight with the largest opponents in a particular battle. Walker teases him by emphasizing how much it looked like it did or is going to hurt. Walker talking to or interacting with animals—staring them down to prevent them from attacking, directing them to do complex tasks, or using their knowledge for his benefit. A vacationing Walker (or an associate) inadvertently stumbling upon an illicit enterprise that requires Walker's intervention and the ultimate destruction of said enterprise; the climax often comes just before Walker returns to his post in Dallas. Paranormal or mystical phenomena, including but not limited to: ghosts of Native Americans directing Walker towards clues; the ghost of Hayes Cooper, legendary Texas Ranger, leading Walker to buried treasure; the ghost of an old Native American shaman striking Walker with a lightning bolt and transporting him hundreds of years into the past; a reborn Buddhist monk being hunted down by a jealous monk, also reborn. Troubled children or teens overcoming the odds with Walker's assistance. In various episodes, this has included: Juan, a boxing prodigy whose father beats him and his mother (and later kills himself and the mother when driving drunk) ("Golden Boy", season 8); Chad Morgan, a young telekinetic who is institutionalized so that his abilities can be measured and tested ("Brainchild", season 5); a boot camp for delinquent 18- to 21-year-olds that Walker and Trivette run ("Mr. Justice, season 5); a child (guest star Haley Joel Osment) whose drug-addicted mother led to his being infected with HIV ("Lucas 1 and 2" Season 5);and the Kick Drugs Out of America program, an after school martial-arts class run by Walker to encourage kids to stay out of trouble. Dual plot lines involving a legendary Texas Ranger of the Old West, Hayes Cooper (also played by Norris). Other Walker regulars have performed dual roles in these episodes, although some appeared in them only once. The majority of the antagonists fight against Walker and his friends or regular police officers when they are declared to be under arrest, and the majority of criminals and law enforcement personnel are also accomplished kick boxers/martial artists. Walker is often shown jumping out of a helicopter, or another moving vehicle, into the vehicle of a fleeing criminal, or occasionally into a criminals hideout. Walker arriving just in time to save someone, or to arrest criminals. C.D. being injured by the antagonist and being hospitalized. When suspect people or criminals are confronted by Walker with interrogating questions, they usually respond by pretending to turn away, only to then draw back and attempt to throw a hay maker punch. This punch is always blocked by Walker, and after its failure, he proceeds to beat them until they are rendered to the ground. The episode often ends with a lighthearted moment in which the main characters exchange jokes and have a good laugh at C.D.'s bar. This is commonly concluded with a camera still on Walker and/or another character laughing which subsequently fades to black before the credits roll. Often real clips from other televised programs are used as the backdrop for episodes that show sporting events, weather and action sequences.
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Post by Professor Fann on Dec 4, 2008 22:46:59 GMT -5
... what?
Chuck Norric this Chuck Norris that. I created Chuck Norris, that computer-animated entity and no one even knows I did it, because he ran away from my inhumane laboratories.
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Post by Albireo on Dec 4, 2008 22:52:12 GMT -5
Chuck Norris doesn't forget, he just chooses not to remember
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